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EADD What Are You Munching On? v. Godlike steaks & shitting candles.

Beautiful ode to the egg there, Evie. I like how you used all the words butty, cunt, boil and running. There's something in my mouth now I think I'm salivating
 
ok so It wasn't water in my mouth, it was a bit of sick. I'm sorry :( I'll clean it up
 
Of course I didn't move the car :) - Didn't get a Pizza either (I could make a pervy joke about getting inches but its too early)
 
Someone put an empty pack of bacon in the fridge! How fucked up is that!!!!!!!!!! Saw the pack, drooled for a tasty bacon treat as I am actually quite hungry. EMPTY!!!! Is this Guantanamo bay???? WTF!


EVIL!!!!!!!!
 
Sadie said:
Someone put an empty pack of bacon in the fridge! How fucked up is that!!!!!!!!!! Saw the pack, drooled for a tasty bacon treat as I am actually quite hungry. EMPTY!!!! Is this Guantanamo bay???? WTF!


EVIL!!!!!!!!
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I'm sure they never run out of bacon in Guantanamo ?
 
Bearlove said:
I'm sure they never run out of bacon in Guantanamo ?
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I'm sure they don't but wouldn't it just be evil to cook loads of it knowing that it smells so delish knowing that none of the prisoners could have any.....

That's just SICK!!!!!!!!!!!


Just because religion says you can't doesn't mean you don't want to. C'mon!!! It's bacon! Who can smell that and not want it.
 
Hey just because you Can't have it doesn't mean you don't want it!!! Or so I've been told by a number of my Muslim and Jewish friends.

Bacon = tasty!!!!!!
 
Sadie said:
Hey just because you Can't have it doesn't mean you don't want it!!! Or so I've been told by a number of my Muslim and Jewish friends.

Bacon = tasty!!!!!!
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I'll take a photo of the 'Pork' section in a certain store. It's like a porn section as its curtained off from the 'general viewing' - top shelf, Bacon flavored crisps . All bacon sold in the bars / McD's is beef bacon - theres a bar that when you order bacon the waitress will 'tip you the wink' and ask if you want real or beef :D.

McD's do delivery but they don't sell bacon - now that is hell!
 
Bacon crime is worse than torture - poor Sadie.

Happy Burns Day folks. I hope you'll all be having haggis n' neeps.

I have family coming round for dinner and I'm still in my jammies feeling like shit. Man is off repairing things in son's flat so I have at least a few hours to get my act together.

Of course dinner will involve haggis in the form of Balmoral chicken with creamy peppercorn sauce.

Edit: I may even ask the Man to put his kilt on, I like a grope under there woo hoo ;)=D
 
kate said:
Happy Burns Day folks. I hope you'll all be having haggis n' neeps.
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Back at you; over at my folks house for Burn's Supper tonight. Looking forward to it... haggis really is very underrated, lovely stuff.

As for what I've just been munching on, had some turkey soup with bread for lunch.
 
Chatative said:
Back at you; over at my folks house for Burn's Supper tonight. Looking forward to it... haggis really is very underrated, lovely stuff.

As for what I've just been munching on, had some turkey soup with bread for lunch.
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Will you be piping in the haggis and wearing a kilt - I insist on a pic of what you wear under your kilt =D
 
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