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EADD What Are You Munching On? v. Godlike steaks & shitting candles.

Tonight I feel I may have finally perfected the ovenless pizza technique. I have had no oven nore grill facility for well over a year now so occasionally get a bit desparate when craving pizza so have been known to experiment with what is available to me. This version appears to be the winner so far: pizza microwaved for 8-10 minutes in at least two stages. Then pizza is slow-fried (10-20 mins) in olive oil over a very low heat until crisp (this sounds like it should make for an incredibly greasy pizza but actually slow-frying over a low heat seems to minimise oil absorption and maximise crunch). The final stage is to remove cooked 'n' crisped pizza from pan, rest upon a draining surface and place the still hot frying pan bottom upon the top of the pizza (probably won't work if there's not much crust - I used a (half price) stuffed crust from the chilled section of the Co-Op) and let it sizzle til the crust is crusty and the cheese is browned and the topping is just a mite toasty.

Or just cook in an oven or buy pre-cooked pizza.

Allein said:
I guess so, just seems excessive, I was deeply into the underground party scene in the 90s to the point of pretty much quasi religion but there wasnt any requirement to neck 3G of MDMA....although Spiral Tribe were an odd lot at times.
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Somewhat coincidentally, I used to score my acid of a fella from The Tribe ;)

"Saturation" doses of acid are generally said to be around the 2000ug mark (approximately 20 tabs of "standard acid" - around half that for strong buggers). Anything above that level extends duration but not intensity. I see no point in dicksizey bullshit like "thumbprints" - tripping for a couple days straight does not make you trustworthy, just makes you reckless and suggestible.
 
Oh, Shammy, you poor wee critter.

There's a much simpler way..

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Don Luigi said:
Oh, Shammy, you poor wee critter.

There's a much simpler way..

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I actually do have an iron but I haz no hairdryer... and frankly do not believe any hairdryer would be sufficient to actually brown the top of a pizza.

Actually, having said that, I now recall my mother's hairdryer used to supporate skin from the back of my neck and cause great welts 'pon my scalp (or so it seemed at the time) whilst a nipper so you may well have a point.
 
Aye, mammies are hardy creatures. They don't realise how hot hair dryers are, or where your nail ends and your finger begins. I used to be terrified when she was cutting my nails!
 
You make a very valid point, Don. I can almost see why circumcision is mostly a male-dominated act. Given how mothers tend to be in regards to pain scaling I suspect no man on Earth would have a penis left at all if they were let loose with the snippiest of snippy items around bebby boys in snippy cultures. We'd be at least half-exitict by now.

And they'd probably have cut off our nipples for being neither useful nor pretty at the same time.

Then burned half our scalp off with a hairdryer (yes I know that is not the correct spelling but I prefer it all the same) and removed so much fingernail our forelimbs became scabbeth floppy things of no use to man nor beast.

However, they would often make a nice cuppa tea to recuperate with.

(not mine - sh'ed mostly chuck ice water at me and batter me for being unconscious (due to sleeping or battering) whilst in her presence but hey ho)
 
They really are stoic entities! We carriers of that pesky Y chromosome are Herculean only in our self perception. I'm shite with pain.

I am, however, very talented at eating these bad boys.

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And, yes, I know it's shameful that I've yet to put my bed sheets on. They've been warming up my amplifier for a week now :\
 
Shambles said:
I'm slightly loathe to ask but... are they skinned bollocks or some other strange fruit you have there, Don?

*hands over wallet and phone again just in case*

;)<38o
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You hit the nail on the head. That is precisely what they are. Here is a view of them accompanied by their chunky member.

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:D

It's not much wonder that Belgian guy I used to work with didn't like me. It must have been hard for him to contain his lament for my puerile attitude to chocolate :(

Rachella666 said:
An apple cookievand tea before bed xxx Rachel xxx yes, im boring lol
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That sounds mighty fine to me. If only I had the sense to do the same, rather than arrange chocolate into the shape of sexual organs :\
 
I have neither seen nor heard of such a thing before this very moment but will trust you on this, Don.

Cos I can see from your piccy - and know from past experience - you'd stab me halfway to death and back whilst feeding me choccies all the time ;)
 
You're not far wrong. I'm not nice enough to actually give anyone my chocolate. I'd let you eat one but have your throat slit fast enough to retrieve it going down your esophagus and have it for myself.

I'd probably have to remove your teeth first for it to remain edible for me. Then I'd lose the element of surprise :\

If you're a good boy, maybe Sadie will send you some for Easter :)
 
I continued my recent culinary forray in the kitchen tonight by attempting to make a curry for the first time.

I spent nearly two hours making the damn thing to end up with a watery, mildy tasty mess :!

Raging.
 
Don Luigi said:
You hit the nail on the head. That is precisely what they are. Here is a v
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It's not much wonder that Belgian guy I used to work with didn't like me. It must have been hard for him to contain his lament for my puerile attitude to chocolate :(



That sounds mighty fine to me. If only I had the sense to do the same, rather than arrange chocolate into the shape of sexual organs :\
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If you were here with me id make you thr best cuppa tea you ever had, we are a nation of tea drinkers! Xxx Rachel xxx
 
Rachella666 said:
If you were here with me id make you thr best cuppa tea you ever had, we are a nation of tea drinkers! Xxx Rachel xxx
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Au contraire - I have drank my own tea you know. I'd be making you the ultimate tea.

If I was living with you though, I'd tell you that yours was the best cup of tea I've ever had; then you'd feel all chuffed and always make the tea :)
 
Never thought I was going to say this but tea actually sounds like a good idea.
One of those fruity ones, like apple or lemon..
 
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