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EADD - Spanking the monkey / self gratification / special weird stuff ?

Reckon I did 8 when I was 14, that's some time back though.

I wanked in the toilets of a university department in a large American city to spite my cunt, arrogant, ideas above his station departmental boss.

Great feeling.
 
jancrow said:
Here we go... the old wanking thread
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No jan, no! for the love of jebus please stop this linking of old threads. I visibly cringe if I happen upon any posts of mine that are older than about a week or thereabouts.

Mega cringe at that thread.

knock said:
I should do the modly thing and merge with Jancrow's old wanking thread :)
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nooooooo

please leave the other one where it is, and this one alone.
 
urgh. It's not other people judging me that i care about, its the fact that I've gotta reread such nonsense
 
mrcientist said:
Didn't all we lads do that as a teenager? How many wanks can you manage in a day??!
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NADA. I AM CURRENTLY ANORGASMIC. All due to opiates

The hormones, and the desire, and the sexual energy etc keeps building though like a pressure cooker until eventually yout cock starts twitching every time you see a pretty girl, and when you finally get home & close the curtains amd struggle to get a throbbing peace of iron out of your trousers and then its all over in a few swift strokes. Tumultuously over.

It would be really benefitial if i was in a relatioship right now as i could 'service' her all night long as achieving a strong erection is not tge problem, it's just like the valve for ejaculating has been turned off or something. I actually prefer the boddy rubbing and rolling each other over and all that to penetration anyway. After a few hours your skin becomes like fire like red hot sensitive, or is it jsut me ? its an amazing phenomenon that i havent had many chances to repeat. Most subsequent encounters have been wham bam than you mam, far less satisfying. I think id prefer to just have a wank really sometimes rather than a meaningless 'encounter'.
 
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They both have their charms. That all night foreplay and general messing around though... Get that right, and that's... That :)
 
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