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EADD Semi secret Santa

Bodda

Bodda

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Well it's less than 24 hours away from December the 1st & all the Xmas stuff will be forced down our necks be it adverts of kids playing in snow with the family & dogs running around in the snow then they turn up at Marks & Spencer to buy a load of nasty food, or office partys where people get drunk & get into some strange sexual harassment issue with someone you wanted to shag all year etc.
Well the classic office tradition of secret santa as we all know is a kind of terrible thing but I felt a thread was due in the spirit of the season, a semi secret EADD santa. The semi secret part of course is due to the fact we can all see what you would buy for your favourite EADD posters.
I'll begin I guess (if anyone gives a shit)

Knock - Some new Brogues & a shopping bag of Kratom
MK - Some wipes to clean his PC from yesterday & 14grams of black opium
SHM - Lonley Planet Britain’s best one-day walks
Marmz - Latex catwoman suit & bull whip
Albion - Reason 7 & a huge tube amp
Babylonboy - New chemistry kit
Raas_2012 - Lessons in Hebrew & some N,N-Dimethyltryptamine.
Snolly - Hannibal Lecter mask for the rabbit
Curious_24 - Clive Christian cologne (cause we all know from my thread your queer for strange & expensive smells)
Bearlove - A male escort that's all hairy & looks like a 1980's Hulk Hogan
Sammy G - Signed copy of Mein Kampf & Angry Aryans To White For You album
Swampdragon - a nice Prom dress & a new pair of those shoes youy liked to post
Nightsepiphany - A load of Tramadol & a 1940's Burlesque make over
Pagey - Load of white heroin
Brimz - Chevrolet Bel Air
Maxalfie - Loads of booze & benzo's plus a free pass to sign for the next 56 weeks with no hassle
MDB - Benzo's & kim & Aggie visit ;)

The rest can wait till next year, I aint made of money like Knock you know.
 
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I forgot 2 people but they have been M.I.A. for a while.

MM - Loads of Ribena, Rizla & a greenhouse for his allotment
Shambles - A visit from kim & Aggie also a load of the 1st batch of 5-APB ;)
 
Do I not get one of the Nazi hats I've been hinting at people to buy me for the last three years?

Bodda: A new gold-plated Sexi-Chain.
Mydrugbuddy: A few sacks of coal for the fire.
RLP: Nuts and a Telegraph subscription.
Swampdragon: Some sunshine.
Mental Kenny: Some decent opies.
SandyFrank: A mint copy of C86.
 
Thanks Sammy, I knew you wanted a remixed version of that video, a nice bling chain will be perfect :)
I take it the Nazi hat off twitter has worn out by now?
 
I'm defo treating myself to some opium soon, the 40 euro price tag is a problem though, if Santa could bring me some, it would be nice!

Can have the Telegraph subsciption too? I hate the fact I'm only allowed 10 free articles per month.
 
Eh? Twitter? I just think they had good hats.

ColtDan: The guitar of his choice and a stimulating job. No stimulants though.

Oh, and I get a Gretsch White Falcon.
 
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Marmalade said:
Howled muchly =D

you're getting better by the day at these responses
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Thanks, some days I am more on form than others, today I had my full dose of Coffee & Tobacco so I'm running at 100%
Just for that you can have Breaking Bad on 1080HD & a few grams of Sisa, flattery gets you everywhere

ColtDan - black Fender Stratocaster Hendrix played & a Wha Wha pedal
 
Sammy G said:
SandyFrank: A mint copy of C86.
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I think i had that, or it might have been C85. It came via a John Peel announcement or the NME (i cant remember) There's no way i would have thrown that away so i must still have it somewhere, it had things like Alternative TV - Love Lies Limp on it. Cassettes though what a dead duck they are now, i have boxes and boxes of them, there is no way to digitise them AFAIK either.

Bodda my present to you if i could afford it would be a £50 supermarket of your choice voucher. Aggie and Haggie can do one lol, my place is half sorted now.

Cheers for the coal Sam, theres meant to be a good luck tradition on new years eve about coal, some handsome stranger is meant to walk in your house with a lump of coal just after midnight for a year of good luck IIRC. The chances of that happening are pretty remote. In the meantime wood is doing just fine, though i hope im not disturbing my neighbor by constantly poking bits of wood round the fireplace to get them burning exactly right. She probably gets half of my heat coming through her wall, as thats a pretty thin wall up there. Im waiting for a note of complaint to pop through my letterbox but it hasnt happened yet, hopefully shes using the other bedroom and im not disturbing her.
 
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mydrugbuddy said:
I think i had that, or it might have been C85. It came via a John Peel announcement or the NME (i cant remember) There's no way i would have thrown that away so i must still have it somewhere, it had things like Alternative TV - Love Lies Limp on it. Cassettes though what a dead duck they are now, i have boxes and boxes of them, there is no way to digitise them AFAIK either.

Bodda my present to you if i could afford it would be a £50 supermarket of your choice voucher. Aggie and Haggie can do one lol, my place is half sorted now.
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Plenty of gadgets to digitise old tapes...

MDD - one of said gadgets
 
Is it greedy to ask MDB to send kim and aggie this way after they've finished up at his place? I'm keeping on top of the dishes but that's about it.
 
actually i take back what i said about aggie and haggie can do one, they would actually be most welcome, to help me get 100 % on top of everything. Ive started a new regime, every plate i wash up is now getting put away into storage and not for use. Eventually i hope to get down to just 1 plate, 1 bowl etc, that way, it'll prevent further washing up mountains building up. I was gonna just chuck 95% of it, unwashed, into the shed, but my dual diagnosis worker managed to persuade/convince me not to do that. Theres allready a bagfull in there that i chucked in there before my dad came to visit.
 
It's the recycling that I can't get on top of at the moment. The bottles and the empty cat food cans. Maybe just one of them, kim or aggie, do they always have to work as a team?
 
Sammy G said:
Eh? Twitter? I just think they had good hats.

ColtDan: The guitar of his choice and a stimulating job. No stimulants though.

Oh, and I get a Gretsch White Falcon.
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=D

and one of these yes pleasy

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