EADD Random Images and GIFs Thread v5 (NSFW)

[foolsgold]

In what has to be the most terrifying of all Christmas traditions, in the week leading up to the Feast of Saint Nicholas on December 6 the horned and hairy Alpine beast known as Krampus runs riot on the streets of Austria, Bavaria and beyond. In Germanic folklore, Saint Nicholas rewards well-behaved children with gifts, while his devilish counterpart hunts down the naughty and the mischievous, hitting them with birch twigs and, if he's fast enough, capturing them in his sack and carrying them off to their doom.

 

[foolsgold]

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In 1912 Franz Reichelt designed an overcoat to fly to the ground like a parachute. To demonstrate he made a 60 meter jump from the first deck of the Eiffel Tower. This is how it went...

 

[Albion]

Arrrrgghhhh that's rough.

Images of 9/11 are flashing before my eyes now.

 

[Mendo_K]

I dont know, it might have been 1912 but how about sending a heavy weight down first to see if he was going to smash into the ground or not.

 

[parttime crackhead]

Hahahah, what a fucking idiot.

 

[hx_]

Space filling curves are pretty cool, this one reminds me of DMT a little.

 

[foolsgold]

 

[foolsgold]

for fuck sake what a mess that cunt looks

 

[foolsgold]

 

[Albion]

Is that saying a certain percentage of Americans who commit those acts confess to them?

Or is it literally saying that 27% of Americans have confessed to incest?

 

[Mendo_K]

Thats what I thought, 12% of Americans have confessed to having sex with animals, mostly dogs? 2% have admitted to raping someone? Seems legit

 

[knock]

a cousin isn't a sibling! cousin sex is OK for a bit isn't it? I don't think I would, but I wouldn't give anyone stick for it. Probably best to use a condom.


And seriously, I'd shag a sheep or a cow before I shagged a dog. Dog's are dirty, they eat shit!

2% have admitted to raping someone? Seems legit

No, 2% admitted to either raping or being raped.

It's a load of sensationalist bollocks. Thought provoking but sensationalist bollocks.

 

[Albion]

It's also statistical bollocks.

 

[knock]

What about cows and sheep? Would you shag them before dogs? Would you shag your cousin?

Just in case anyone thinks I'm serious about shagging cows and sheep: I'm not that serious.

 

[Marmalade]

And seriously, I'd shag a sheep or a cow before I shagged a dog. Dog's are dirty, they eat shit!

It's a load of sensationalist bollocks. Thought provoking but sensationalist bollocks.

Unless your fantasy was a blow job from the dog, the eating shit bit isn't relevant, surely?

As for the sheep ... this is the one time I'll ever agree that clean shaven would be a must. An unshaven sheepstress looks hellish from behind, a mass collection of dredlocks full of stale pee. Yum

 

[Marmalade]

If there was a cousin I liked I'd probably do it.

The only feasible candidate tho would be the one I see more as my bro, so it's not like it's ever likely to be a quandary really.

 

[knock]

Unless your fantasy was a blow job from the dog, the eating shit bit isn't relevant, surely?

As for the sheep ... this is the one time I'll ever agree that clean shaven would be a must. An unshaven sheepstress looks hellish from behind, a mass collection of dredlocks full of stale pee. Yum

One is what one eats. Dogs also lick their arseholes (and all the rest). So it's shit from one end to the other

A quick flannel wash will sort out that pissy sheep rear end.

I was out walking with my mum and dad once when I was a kid, and my dad said "look at the huge udders on that ewe". I looked. They were no udders. They were a huge swollen sheep-in-heat vulva How embarrassing :D

Sorry I can't say this stuff with pictures, like I should. I'm no OTW. Personally I think a few dozen words tells several pictures. Well chosen words, like.

 

[Marmalade]

OOoo, nightime bestiality erotica stories with knockers. EADDs very own Jackanory (LOVED that show)

Anyway, I can see this catching on quite fast, and we might even get to hear about the time you utilised a jar of peanut butter by .... etc etc ...

Words are indeed better than pictures in this instance anyway tho, since I can see youre hankering for ovine or bovine tales, and I do believe possessing bestiality porn is frowned upon by judges who'll happily pay a Dom Lady to kick them in the nads for £500 squid an hr.

Anyway ... do continue ;p

 

[knock]

i really am innocent! if it's a fantasy, it's an unwanted one. i don't get off on sheep.


really!

NSFW:

i mean it!

 

[One Thousand Words]

I went to a boarding school and all the kids who came off farms way out west in the outback used to gloat about putting molasses on their dicks and getting baby calfs to suck them off.

And they had the hide to call me a sheep fucker because I came from NZ.