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Raoul Duke: There's a uh, big machine in the sky, some kind of, I dunno, electric snake, coming straight at us.
Dr. Gonzo: Shoot it.
Raoul Duke: Not yet, I want to study its habits.
 
I have two, which made me crack up in the early hours... %)

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." Frank Sinatra

“Maybe he’s on acid or watched a whole episode of Jeremy Kyle..?” Peep Show
 
Just been watching my Yes, Minister DVDs :)

* Jim Hacker says:
"I know exactly who reads the papers: The Daily Mirror is read by people who think they run the country; The Guardian is read by people who think they ought to run the country; The Times is read by people who actually do run the country; The Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country; The Financial Times is read by people who own the country; The Morning Star is read by people who think the country ought to be run by another country; and The Daily Telegraph is read by people who think it is."
Sir Humphrey: "Prime Minister, what about the people who read The Sun?"
Bernard Woolley: "Sun readers don't care who runs the country, as long as she's got big tits."

Made me laugh :)
 
^ Yes Minister/Yes Primeminister has just about the sharpest comedic dialogue I've ever heard - when combined with perfectly cast actors it makes for the sort of classic that only comes around once in a decade. Some of the Sir Humphrey monologues regarding dodging the blame when obviously guilty, by the use of Civilservantese are some of the funniest scriptwriting I've ever come across, all the more so for not beinmg that far removed from reality (when I was a civil servant - well uncivil servant seeing I worked for the Inland Revenue =D - I saw some memos circulated that Anthony Jay would have been proud of!)
 
"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just bugger off and leave me alone"
 
At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
At age 12, success is...having friends.
At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
At age 20, success is...having sex.
At age 35, success is...having money.
At age 50, success is...having money.
At age 60, success is...having sex.
At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
 
Normal People : "Where is the Bus"

Me: "Why is the bus where it is, how and where would it be if it wasn't there as it is now."

Normal People: Lsd in Blood 0

Me: Way moar:\ :D<3
 
I like my women like I like my whisky... 8 to 12 years old

Could be worse if I tell the truth... I can't afford 8 to 12 year old whisky
 
“One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed.” Friedrich Nietzsche

I like that one. :)

Especially as opinions seem to be somewhat important in here ;)
 
''Communication. It's the first thing we really learn in life. Funny thing is, once we grow up, learn our words and really start talking, the harder it becomes to know what to say, or how to ask for what we really need'' Unknown
 
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