EADD "Quote of the Day" thread!

[Uncle Robert]

I took one of Unca Boaby's Patented Penipump Pastille products and gained a full inch. That's a full inch I now have

Thanks, Uncle. I now have the confidence to strut about the changing room nekkid and all the girls are begging for my 3cm of luuuuurve

Wonderful, yet another happy customer! I find the extra 2mm girth gives you a bulge that puts even David Beckham's billboard ads to shame.

B===PeniPump©, creating treetrunks from stumps==-D

 

[brimz]

"I'll fucking
Sew your asshole closed, and keep feeding you
And feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you ..."

Yeah you'l think twice about being a Greedy fat cunt if that were allowed .

 

[Raasyvibe]

^ lol, Wu Tang Clan.

"Your greatest weapon is your enemies mind" -Bhudda

 

[cherrycolouredfunk]

 

[jollypecker]

A day wasted is never a wasted day!

 

[Dr_Robotnik]

I'm gonna give up all head on and move to scunthorpe

My best friend after a heavy weekend with the troops. He seems serious too :D

 

[Mendo_K]

Its nice to be important but its more important to be nice - SCoooooTERRR (or so I remember.)


My couch pulls out, but I dont

 

[Shambles]

“ There is a land of the living and a land of the dead and the bridge is love. ”

— Thornton Wilder

 

[THECATINTHEHAT]

 

[swampdragon]

"There is no trouble so great or grave that cannot be much diminished by a nice cup of tea." -- Heroux Bernard-Paul