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EADD Oi! What do you look like? v. XII

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Morphling said:
Overall, lovely :) Except for daylight in a tent. What are you playing at? Get in an underground car park and eat unidentified chemicals at first opportunity, or you will have no credibility hence!

;) <3 8(
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It was a top deck of a boat. Booze cruise on the river in the Winter Sun. Over 100 women in lycra and less than a dozen men...... I like those odds.
 
They were all intimidated. I'd rather be the dude in tights coping dirty grinds on the dance floor from everyone's girlfriends than the boyfriend nursing his beer and holding his own cock on the sidelines ;)
 
One Thousand Words said:
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It's the hand again! Scary
 
One Thousand Words said:
They were all intimidated. I'd rather be the dude in tights coping dirty grinds on the dance floor from everyone's girlfriends than the boyfriend nursing his beer and holding his own cock on the sidelines ;)
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No really, the lengths you're willing to go to just to get a dry hump are admirable. Really. ;)

But seriously, love a man in in electric blue lightning lycra leggings. I bet you have so many awesome fashion disasters triumphs in your wardrobe. I'd love to see some more when you get a chance :)
 
badandwicked said:
No really, the lengths you're willing to go to just to get a dry hump are admirable. Really. ;)

But seriously, love a man in in electric blue lightning lycra leggings. I bet you have so many awesome fashion disasters triumphs in your wardrobe. I'd love to see some more when you get a chance :)
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I give a resounding clap of applause. Look to your future, cunts. Pray that you can still dance in a few years. We'll teach you, those who have been doing it for two or three decades.

Still, the leggings are inexcusable.

No excuse.
 
Those leggings are shocking(OH YES!)ly atrocious but you look like you're having a good time so fuckit. At least everyone else on the boat looks like a nutter as well.
 
Luckily from that angle we weren't subjected to the outline of his sausage.

We have that to be thankful for at least.
 
They were being deported.

(And they mistook cannons firing at the boat for repetitive beats).
 
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One Thousand Words said:
Bitches love New Wave of British heavy metal and dudes wearing lycra. On a dance floor. On a boat. On a Winter's Sunday.
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This sounded somewhat fishy to me so got meself a bitch and asked her. She said y'all looked ruff.

*gets coat*

Those kecks are fukkin hanging. I feel I am allowed to say this cos even I wouldn't wear 'em... admittedly only cos I don't do lycra. In fact I'm fairly sure there are laws against it. I'm actually more offended by the Iron Maiden shirt. Partly cos I can't stand Iron Maiden, mostly cos I didn't realise Iron Maiden t-shirts came in "New". Isn't the whole point of Iron Maiden shirts that they are ancient, faded, full of holes and peppered with blim burns?

To be fair though, when you have a woman in what appears to be a skin-tight leather skirt and leopard skin top on that close by you really do have to go the extra mile to become the most eye-wateringly attired. Nice work :D
 
The one thing I miss most about Amsterdam is the hash. I've never bothered sourcing any over here as it will invariably turn out to be shitty soapbar.
 
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