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[F.U.B.A.R.]

Yep wired porn crazed watermelon inserting madman..

As you can probably see from the background imagery, my current auto erotic anal violation research involves marine life (I think Squid may be permanently lodged in my colon). The look on my face has nothing to do with drugs - that was actually a sea urchin, and it stung like fuck. However, after a little more practice I'm attempting to secrete a large portion of the Great Barrier reef - so make sure you're not having a swim on that day

 

[consumer]

As you can probably see from the background imagery, my current auto erotic anal violation research involves marine life (I think Squid may be permanently lodged in my colon). The look on my face has nothing to do with drugs - that was actually a sea urchin, and it stung like fuck. However, after a little more practice I'm attempting to secrete a large portion of the Great Barrier reef - so make sure you're not having a swim on that day

No wonder those Sturgeons in your fishnets stunk...

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

No wonder those Sturgeons in your fishnets stunk...

I doubt it was them mate, they'd only been dead two weeks. Besides, they'd been nowhere near my arse as I was still heavily into my fruit & veg period at that point. It could have been my collection of wank rags I keep under the bed for landfill. Alternatively, I suggest the stench was emanating from your feotid self, Mr.Consumer. There's definitely something fishy about you - are you my long lost twin?

 

[consumer]

I doubt it was them mate, they'd only been dead two weeks. Besides, they'd been nowhere near my arse as I was still heavily into my fruit & veg period at that point. It could have been my collection of wank rags I keep under the bed for landfill. Alternatively, I suggest the stench was emanating from your feotid self, Mr.Consumer. There's definitely something fishy about you - are you my long lost twin?

It is possible. That entitles me to half of everything you own. That includes your porn collection and drug stash

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

It is possible. That entitles me to half of everything you own. That includes your porn collection and drug stash

Not possible mate. My porn collection is a dynamic system, constantly growing and evolving. Therefore, it is impossible to possess half of it. My drug stash, on the other hand, is non existent...

 

[SquidInSunglasses]

Not possible mate. My porn collection is a dynamic system, constantly growing and evolving. Therefore, it is impossible to possess half of it. My drug stash, on the other hand, is non existent...

Looks like you've got the start of a good drug 'stache going at least, maybe consumer can have half of that?

 

[alasdairm]

o.m.g the kings suck

alasdair

 

[consumer]

Not possible mate. My porn collection is a dynamic system, constantly growing and evolving. Therefore, it is impossible to possess half of it. My drug stash, on the other hand, is non existent...

Well thats dissapointing on both fronts. I will have to settle for rotting marine life then..

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Well thats dissapointing on both fronts. I will have to settle for rotting marine life then..

Well I see Squid managed to escape the clutches of my sphincter muscles, so you can have her if you like - she's bound to be slightly decomposed by now, having spent a couple of days inside my biome...

 

[consumer]

Well I see Squid managed to escape the clutches of my sphincter muscles, so you can have her if you like - she's bound to be slightly decomposed by now, having spent a couple of days inside my biome...

You probably squeezed all the ink out of her...poor thing

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

You probably squeezed all the ink out of her...poor thing

Ah, that's what it is - I thought I was shitting blood...

 

[consumer]

Ah, that's what it is - I thought I was shitting blood...

Yep..that would be Squid's ink..

I wonder if she will ever recover from the experience?

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Looks like you've got the start of a good drug 'stache going at least, maybe consumer can have half of that?

Heh, nice one

Yep..that would be Squid's ink..

I wonder if she will ever recover from the experience?

I don't know, but I'm pretty sure I won't...

 

[consumer]

Heh, nice one



I don't know, but I'm pretty sure I won't...

I reckon you have had stranger things caught in your sphincter..

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

I reckon you have had stranger things caught in your sphincter..

Maybe, but this was the first time I've been given an ink enema by one. But it was worth it - man, those tentacles...

 

[consumer]

Maybe, but this was the first time I've been given an ink enema by one. But it was worth it - man, those tentacles...

Not to mention the suckers...

 

[Tinker55]

What did you do with the sunglasses?

 

[consumer]

What did you do with the sunglasses?

That could be why you are constipated FUBAR...

 

[SquidInSunglasses]

Can't think of a polite way to put this, so:

lolno, fuck off both of you and keep it to yourselves in the future.

 

[Sharapovafistpump]

o.m.g the kings suck

alasdair

I KNOW! And the Knicks were playing in the Garden - fucking kings