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EADD Oi! What Do You Look Like? v. Don't quote me on that FFS

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Yeah now I'll never have a valid opinion on how stoned you looked :(

unless... I saw the photo of you being stoned actually, you can't prove otherwise!

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Enjoy while it lasts or don't. It's totally fake, see that mic thats not plugged into anything, see that mouth, its making no sound, I can't sing or whistle even... see that bedroom, it's not mine, the shit hat and face are real though. Or are they?
 
They are only photoshopped on. I could afford a £50 mic with no current usage without adapter, but not the glasses :( I went with downloading and learning photoshop instead :) Of course next I need to go on a 'don't incriminate yourself course.' Hmmm, anyone want a £50 mic? It's real. Oh wait I remembered I don't need to pay for any paid courses :) Or do I? *Keeps may be intangible/may be tangible tangerine mic.* Unlucky, maybe!

My beard is up for sale though, i mean its part of me but dead and grows back. Will trim off and burn or send you my winter beard for 4-pack of k-cider (delivered to an address that may or may not be mine. or maybe SWIM.) If he has any good use at all here. Has to be newer matt finish k-kiders cos they look cooler, (cool for k-cider.)
 
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I have to say that face of mine has made me giggle a fair few times. I like a guy who can make himself laugh at his own face! That's a positive quality I hear, as are big eyes, I see! It was spontaneous with no real plan (what? does the in-depth script and amazing character development through you off a bit?) but I like the outcome, won't win any awards, but I made it, it exists somewhere floating around above your head, possibly. Trapped in my computer, your computer or iPad or phone, a computer server located likely somewhere on planet earth, for all of time, why not... and it took me less than 2 minutes to think of, act out, edit and produce, something us actors call, the process! (and slightly longer to upload to the internet.) Was it worth it? Well if it brings a smile to just one bluelighters mouth this fine day, or terrorises a child if only for a minute while remembering its ungodly wiggle while trying to fall asleep tonight...I say, hell, it was worth every moment. :)

I really should sleep but haven't felt tired yet, or capable of sleeping. Maybe I'll spend time on my next short film project called 'The bearded cheshire cat". Then a sequel. Then get a website put up, youtube chancel, buy a load of indian youtube likes and watches and make pretend I'm a famous interwebs personality...with split personalities! Oh theres the twist ruined.
 
Your Missus makes quite a sexy zombie OTW. People really are putting a lot of effort into Halloween costumes these days, last Halloween i saw a couple that must have spent a fortune on makeup and stuff popping into the local corner shop. I should have asked them where they were going so i could admire all the other female zombies.

I never realised that i might have the stirrings of a zombie fetish, until right now. :o :sus: I wonder if there's such a thing as Zombie porn. I dont even need to google it to feel sure that there is. I'm pretty sure that i neednt look much further than Deviant Art to find plenty of suitably deviant images.
 
Girls & Corpses magazine for all your somewhat :sus: corpse-related pron-based needs.

(probably worth mentioning no actual corpses are involved and i do believe it's mostly meant as entertainment rather than actual wank-fodder - latest issue is apparently a medical marijuana special so even got some bl-relevance... aside from the corpsefucking stuff which is bl-relevant by default really)
 
Before you go off to google zombie porn, I might just add those ochre(or are they red?) eyes & fangs do rather smack of Twilight... I guess if you saw her in the sunlight she'd sparkle... there'd be no question about it then.
 
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Before you go off to google zombie porn, I might just add those ochre(or are they red?) eyes & fangs do rather smack of Twilight... I guess if you saw her in the sunlight she'd sparkle... there'd be no question about it then.
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It may appear that that is exactly what im about to logoff to do, but alas it is only to feed my hungry belly and sit in a more comfy chair for a while.
 
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cheers for that, perhaps i should clarify that i dont actually have a thing for corpses, zombiefiction is a different matter though. :o
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And zombies are not corpses in what way exactly? ;)

(yes i know most corpses don't wander about moaning about brains and stuff but yer average punter doesn't rot and have bits falling off 'em either so swings 'n' roundabouts at a push really)

It's only wrong if it lacks romance...

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