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EADD Oi! What Do You Look Like? v. Don't quote me on that FFS

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Do you take everything you read on the internet literally?

What am I saying, of course you do. You obviously believed the latest Chav weekly report that said track suits were suitable attire for public appearances.
 
So basically you just do it to try and make other people jealous? Right okay, i thought that was probably the case =D
 
I come here to shoot the shit and have fun. I'll either take the piss out of myself or I'll laugh out loud at you. My life is what it is. If you choose to judge me or take everything so seriously then more fool you.

Do you know what the alternative is? A group of drug addicts sitting around discussing how shit their lives are, blaming the man then dying from an overdose.

I know what I'd prefer
 
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I didnt mean to get in an argument, i was just genuinely curious. Best to just leave it at that i think! Fackin' 'ell no need to go so wound up 8(
 
Shambles said:
Who's the mystery man you're gazing at all doe-eyed, Dan? ;)
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Haha dunno, eyes were shut, i recall them being either shut or rolling and wobbling for quite awhile after dropping another pill when i got back to that lil house party, messy night
 
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Too much of a can of worms to even consider going there, 1kW.

(also, apologies for lack of traditional purple *snip* (this may or may not be seen as a bonus by some) but seems i can no longer get purple text unless i can remember the code for purple :!)
 
Bob Funkhouse said:
Lol...and an inferiority/superiority complex type thing I guess. I genuinely cringe when I read his posts they're so embarrassing.
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Yeah i cant imagine what else it would be. Was interested to hear his view of it though! This word does really fit in here, but ive been wanting to say it for a while, so it'll have to make do. His attitude is absolutely preposterous!

Aaaaaah fucking hell that felt good. As if i'd been having a speed wank and finally after 4 hours of searching and searching for the perfect porn, i'd finally jibbed. The magic of words, aye? :D

Shambles said:
Y'all see those u/a posts? No? There is a reason for that. Please bear that in mind, folks.
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Which u/a posts and what are we bearing in mind? I went for a quick bash and suddenly there is all this excitement.
 
Seems you may have missed both the excitement and the point whilst off visiting Mrs Palm (and her five lovely daughters). If I told you what topic to steer clear of I'd be reintroducing the topic. Not seen, not heard, not read, not responding (to that particular topic) suits just fine ;)
 
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Seems you may have missed both the excitement and the point whilst off visiting Mrs Palm (and her five lovely daughters). If I told you what topic to steer clear of I'd be reintroducing the topic. Not seen, not heard, not read, not responding (to that particular topic) suits just fine ;)
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Hahahaha and a fine visit it was =D And okay fair point - i'll leave it there!

Fuck sake, still chuckling about euphemism. I should be into more intelligent comedy like Stewart Lee and the ever so high-brow Two & a half men, but instead wank, poo and fart jokes just seem to tick all the boxes and are suitable for every occasion.
 
Someone post a picture! A tit, a sensual but under-appreciated ear-lobe, a hanging beer gut, the choices are endless.
 
Spliff Politics said:
Hahahaha and a fine visit it was =D And okay fair point - i'll leave it there!

Fuck sake, still chuckling about euphemism. I should be into more intelligent comedy like Stewart Lee and the ever so high-brow Two & a half men, but instead wank, poo and fart jokes just seem to tick all the boxes and are suitable for every occasion.
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More or less every Onanistic* euphemism any wanker winker could ever wish for - just for you <3

Ivor Biggun & The Red Nosed Burglars - The Winker's Song

(incidentally, also one of the finest "novelty" albums ever recorded)

(also, "ivor biggun" is (depending on age and taste in televisual entertainment) better known as "doc cox" off of that's life)
 
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