EADD Job Club

[Shambles]

^ But how much of that does the girl see? That tends to be the big problem. Pimps are just pure sleaze (and not in a good way).

 

[Jabberwocky]

Right fuck it. Another 7 hours spent messing about on various job sites. I've had enough for today and will have to return to job searching tomorrow when I'm not in such a bad mood

Thankfully the sun has just come out so I'm away to sit in the garden for a bit.

 

[tribal girl]

^^Good point.

I think it's time to play Sherlock.

 

[Shambles]

^ Do you mean injecting cocaine and smoking opium? Cos if you do then I'm volunteering as Watson .

 

[tribal girl]

I didn't, but that's a pretty good plan B.

 

[UnfortunateSquid]

Two and a half grand!?

That's what max "heil hitler" moseley paid for 5 hours of filth with 5 hookers!

I'd want some fucking special treatment for that price

 

[AuraithX]

Me too.

Fucking hell get this!. My mum just came back from shopping and told me that the guy charges £2,500 an hour for time with the women!

It better be Daniel Lloyd for that price - that's 2 weeks in Ibiza!

 

[TheSpade]

That's some pricey hookers.

Is Heather Mills trying her hand at it again now she's no longer getting money from Macca?

 

[Jabberwocky]

She's already blown the lot:

 

[TheSpade]

What a horrible women she is.

 

[Aros2k]

went job center today.. got some job tickets to show my mum and the rapid reclaim line as i missed my first app for jsa due to a base comedown

 

[JB]

Because of this.

As I said, not so great really .

I never though I'd crave a job, but I suppose when it really hits home that you have no choice in the matter, that changes. Forbidden fruit and all that.

Even if I tried really hard to come up with a reasonable CV, it would be impossible - "So, Mr. Genius, what exactly have you been up to since you left college. Work seems to have been a little thin on the ground..." - there's just nothing there to work with.

I'm essentially unemployable .

If you were a horse or a dog someone would just take you outside and introduce you to mr 12 guage.

 

[Jabberwocky]

Well, another day...

 

[Shambles]

If you were a horse or a dog someone would just take you outside and introduce you to mr 12 guage.

Why thanks! What a lovely thought to start the day .

I am clearly a complete waste of space and should be put out of my misery for the good of mankind. Or maybe just keep my miserable shit to myself. I'll bear it in mind. You may well have a point there :D.

 

[Jabberwocky]

Don't be silly. This is the perfect thread to get it all out.

 

[Jabberwocky]

Another fruitless job hunting day

I'm off out for a walk to clear my head.

 

[The Kid]

Why thanks! What a lovely thought to start the day .

I am clearly a complete waste of space and should be put out of my misery for the good of mankind. Or maybe just keep my miserable shit to myself. I'll bear it in mind. You may well have a point there :D.

Just make up any previous work experience, and get friends and relatives to cover for you and confirm that you did once run a very efficient mobile dog grooming service, and that you used to work for Auntie Mildreds estate agent etc.

 

[The Kid]

Err, not sure i quoted the right bit on my post above, it was meant to be related to your lack of job experience since college.

 

[MTGG]

Start Monday! Result!

Just had my job offer withdrawn.

Great!

 

[Carsick]

That sucks.
Any particular reason?

I'm feeling very workshy at the moment.
I'm in a rut, and it's not getting better where I am. Will moving fix it or do I need to fix myself?
Oh woe is me.