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You missed out "the spunk of the shop owner if be takes a disliking to you"......
Or maybe that's just my local chip shop......![]()
Hmm, inseminated chips. Could be a market leader now that mexedrone has gone...
You missed out "the spunk of the shop owner if be takes a disliking to you"......
Or maybe that's just my local chip shop......![]()
Hmm, inseminated chips. Could be a market leader now that mexedrone has gone...
Could possibly be a winner.....
There's an urban legend round my way of a local curry house where the chefs would "communally masturbate" into the curry of anyone who gave the waiters a bit of lip.
Don't know how true it is (probably not at all) but legend has it that people were complaining that something tasted wrong and environmental health found human DNA in the kitchen pans.
Its certainly a step up from simply spitting in your burger as pissed off McDonald's employees are alleged to do.....that's not even trying IMHO......
If you can't even be bothered to wank in someone's Happy Meal then GTFO of town....![]()
A guy I got to quite regularly usually gets it in by the kilo. He gets it laid on then gives the guy a chunk of money once a week. This means when his stuff's decent he has the same stuff for a while. He told be a few days ago there's a dry-up on the way. He said he's going to try and stock pile as much as he can to ride it out. Don't know how much truth there is in this.
Hang on, do you mean gear, or spunk...
I'd say a good portion of folk in catering just do this king of thing out of boredom, If I was mistreated or abused by a customer however I would feel morally obliged to thicken the sauce or wotnot before serving their meal.
I was married to a chef for 14 years. My tip is never order a well done steak. I have seen and heard of many strange things happening to those steaks before you eat them.
Well it certainly can be! Chefs hate cooking them and are known to do all sorts of weird things to them. Be afraid Julie be very afraid!So is 'well done' a euphemism?
Well it certainly can be! Chefs hate cooking them and are known to do all sorts of weird things to them. Be afraid Julie be very afraid!
Use your imagination.I want examples now!
Anyway ..... What could be worse than blood?
Anyway ..... What could be worse than blood?