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EADD Gibberings CXXX v.Kids, Who'd 'Ave Em?

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Why use your hands when you have feet? Stamping makes you feel manly, and 'hard', as MM rightly says. If you do it in sight of a neighbour, they'll be well impressed and may want to make love to you.
 
Not if you're gritting you're teeth and swelling with pride while trying not to scuff your brogues.

Imagine, the fanny is living between you and knock. you're on the patio trying to kick shit out of a pepsi can. knock is on his Kentucky-style porch folding a tuna can with his bare hands. Who the fuck do you think is gonna get the ride?
 
But knock will be indoors, as he does not stamp his cans, thus out of sight of the neighbour, who as a result only sees the stamper going at it, smashing the shit out of full on heinz beanz-grade riveted metal tins, and will have no choice but to shag the stamper.

Such things will be important come the nuclear apocalypse.
 
If knock knows there's a fit lass outside her back door, assessing her neighbours' ability to destroy cans (even notoriously difficult John West cans), then he'll be on his porch, next to his spitoon, folding the fuckers.

She won't even notice you getting all irate with a Lilt can.
 
Y'all are once again doinitwrong. You're supposed to stamp fannies not cans. I've never once seen a gal turned on by stamping cans. I have, however, seen several turned on by being kicked in the cunt. Watch and learn, amateurs, watch and learn :p
 
Did I mention I'm folding tin cans in my hands whilst stamping tin cans with my feet?
 
A bit of stamping ought to stretch her to 3-feet...

Not so much folding. Unless you want a really dense, strong fanny...
 
Shambles said:
Y'all are once again doinitwrong.. I've never once seen a gal turned on by stamping cans.
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I totally agree Shambles, i'm just trying to mediate this very unbalanced battle of machismo.

I stand on my back porch with a stinking hot water bottle and a hosepipe.
 
Mailmonkey said:
I totally agree Shambles, i'm just trying to mediate this very unbalanced battle of machismo.

I stand on my back porch with a stinking hot water bottle and a hosepipe.
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Quite. (If only PooToob weren't so brutal with copywrite on some stuff. You get the idea though)

EDIT: Ha! Or may be just me treading on me headphone cable... :o

Albion said:
A bit of stamping ought to stretch her to 3-feet...

Not so much folding. Unless you want a really dense, strong fanny...
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Have never done stamping in all honesty. Have done quite a lot of fisting though and it does indeed produce what you so eloquently describe as "a really dense, stong fanny". I'd always assumed such shenanigans would result in buckets. Oh no. Oh hells no <3
 
I'd imagine fisting toughens a person up...Kinda like a sexual athleticism.


9,999 views. Is this cause for celebration, knock? =D
 
I have actually often wondered how Thom Yorke got the wonky eye. One presumes he's just a lazy cunt but didn't wish to ask.

As for fisting, I'd say it toughened me up way more than it did her. Is seriously disconcerting punching someone you love in the cunt.
 
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