EADD Debating Thread v:1 Wank those opinions

[Mr Smokes Blunts.]

Discuss (10)

Crunchy hands down!

 

[Albion]

You sir, are in my good books.

 

[Mr Smokes Blunts.]

I'm a purist though, none of this mixing it with jam or cheese bollocks!

 

[watsons torment]

I mix it with nutella, because i'm fat like that.

Crunchy by a country mile

 

[Mr Smokes Blunts.]

Hmm mixing it with nutella intrigues me. Have you tried nutella in coffee? It goes surprisingly well.

 

[watsons torment]

i'm intrigued, i'll experiment with my next coffee

 

[Albion]

Crunchy peanut butter with spreadable Saint Agur is sublime btw

 

[Marmalade]

I mix it with nutella, because i'm fat like that.

Crunchy by a country mile

 

[knock]

A match made in heaven.

 

[Marmalade]

in-fucking-deedy!

 

[ponch]

So in the interest of debate could you take on a tiger with a cricket bat in an office environment?

 

[knock]

after peanut butter cups, anything's possible!

 

[Marmalade]

PBJ'S (Peanut Butter n Jelly sarnies (erm, that's jam for us brits), are where it's at for me ... anything's possible after that ...

 

[koneko]

So in the interest of debate could you take on a tiger with a cricket bat in an office environment?

Oh aye, that would be most useful with an in-decisive board of directors or in accounts



You've not tried my munchy-krispie bars make with snickers (marathons for the old gits), rice crispies and peanut butter + (I raise you) MARSHMALLOWS %)

 

[Vader]

So in the interest of debate could you take on a tiger with a cricket bat in an office environment?

Of course I could. The office is not the tiger's natural environment, it would not have the ability to capitalise on its natural agility. I, on the other hand, would be perfectly placed to behave as I always do, cowering in the shadows and then waiting for the perfect moment to land a savage blow to the head. Why would you even ask?

 

[Shambles]

Crunchy peanut butter > smooth everytime. Even when said smooshed-peanut-produkt is of the Sun-Pat variety

Smooth peanut butter is just plain wrong.

Also, not a fan of comboing it up with jam, cheese or choccy spread. And as for Reece's Faeces...

Peanut butter purist me. Had a peanut butter "factory" toy as a nipper. Kinda like a Play-Doh thingy (or one of those Mr Slushy (?)) slushy makers (that made precious little of anything ). As I recall the end product after hours and hours of trying to grind peanuts through the cruddy placcy/cheap metal (bordering on tinfoil with attitude) grindythingy was stringy bits of manky peanut mush that somehow managed to be nothing like peanut nor butter.

MamaShambles used to buy massive 2.5k tubs of organic crunchy peanut butter from some wholefood place. Was lushy. As long as you remembered to stir the oil in at regular intervals to stop it setting like concrete.

Also, I dunno if I could take a tiger in the office environment but I'd have a bloody good go at photocopying his balls and bumcrack.

 

[ponch]

Seeing as the jubilee thread has gone to shit and PTCH mentioned a royal rumble at a EADD social meet. In the interests of stupidity lets say there was a large EADD meet in Ikea and it went off, what would be your weapon of choice and why? (no knives allowed).

I reckon id go for one of those flat bed trolley things, wait for a large group to form and go at it full speed with the thing, I reckon you could take out a good 6 people in one go.

 

[Mailmonkey]

I'd wade in with a pair of claw hammers and a saw.

 

[Allein]

I'd go for something random from bargain corner, I like to be unpredictable

 

[Mr Smokes Blunts.]

This sounds like Battle Royale where some poor fucker is going to end up with a pillow or some other useless piece of shit lol