E Tard advice.. what NOT to do.

[Folley]

Thought this might be a fun little thread. We spend a great deal of time here on Bluelight telling you how to dose, how often to space your roll and to test your pills. That's great!

The most important part of Harm Reduction though, is learning what not to do. With MDMA, "extacy" and these days, "mollies", misinformation is spewed out at an alarming rate. Here we can highlight some of the more common examples and hopefully demonstrate to newer users the kind of things that you ought to regard as... well, utter bullshit.




My favorite would be this quote:

Molly has been a common drug lately & everyone is trying it. Pop 1 and your sweating? Let me explain why your sweating: Molly is a drug made up of cocaine, crack, ecstasy, meth & bath salt. It slows your heart rate 10x the normal limit & reeks havoc on your immune system with just one pill. Take two & it damages your brain without you even being able realize it. It becomes an addiction & soon a cry for help. By the fifth one you take, it starts killing your organs & preventing them from functioning as normal. It increases your chance of stroke & heart attack and can cause your lungs to stop functioning all together! It is a very powerful & VERY DANGEROUS drug! More harmful than crack itself. Many rappers are promoting it to involve young people in the manufacturing, selling, and usage of the drug. Spread the word to save lives of young people across the country! Show them the truth so they can make an informed & smart decision if they're ever offered it.

My other favorites are:
"Oh dude, all the blue pills are meth. The reds ones are 'acid based', the pink ones are pure xtc and the green ones are a mixture of all the drugs."

"nah it's cool bro, my friend said they are pure."

"It had to be an MDMA pill, I felt so good!"

"Oh, the Yellow Ninja Turtles? Yeah, they are synthetic mescaline. Good if you take one but if you pop 3 you die" - actually said to me about some DMA pills. Those pills killed a few people in Seattle, glad I never got my hands on them.

 

[Draind]

what year were those yellow ninja tutles? i had a batch that i could swear were 2cb, because after that i got a legit half roll of 2cb and the high was exactly the same.

but ive heard the "if you pop 3/(take three hits) you'll die about 2c-p lol

 

[Folley]

Was very late 2010 when they were pressed I believe, they kept circulating for YEARS after though


Was reports on them in just about every state in the West, and they made it as far as New York I believe... no one wanted to hang on to them haha
here's the lab test for them though: http://www.ecstasydata.org/view.php?id=2141

 

[MrSpeedyG]

What not to do hmmm, listen to some idiot pill head on advice. What to do, come here for advice!

Few pearlers I've heard:

"nah they smacked based pills man, fuckn tons'a smack in these cunts"

"mdma just makes your heart rate go up so it makes you heaps fucked up and tired"

"ecstasy drains the shit out of your spinal fluid thats why you feel down after"

I got tons more idiot e-tard quotes that have been said to me, just a bit tired to think right now mash potato for a brain at the moment lol.

 

[Draind]

i looked at the pill report, and im ganna be honest i had a half roll of yellow ninja turtles sometime 2010, but the press looked like a side profile of the face, not a straight on like in:
http://www.bluelight.ru/vb/threads/...tles-Lab-tested-DMA-Chemically-similar-to-PMA

they werent stimulating, the ones i had, very visual. i could draw like a mother fucker too, and sharpies just glowed.

 

[Exstazy]

Do not redose too much after a certain time has passed since first drop
straight from euforia to e-tardation

 

[One Thousand Words]

Nothing worse than coming down in a cab line. Better off arriving home and still being a little high than standing in a line wanting to kill yourself.

 

[Folley]

haha this is more of a thread for bad advice FROM E Tards.. not good advice TO E Tards. Just FYI

 

[severely etarded]

"The best pills have the worst hangover"

 

[Diloadid]

Don't inject 100mg of MDMA and expect to make tacos efficiently without having a fucking heatstroke.

 

[yanker]

Don't roll so hard that u strip all your clothes off and go streaking thru the rave while screaming "fire fire" :/

Unless your a chick of course then by all means.....

 

[miscbrahh]

when security goes to pat you down at a rave, don't lean in for a hug

 

[Northern LIGHTS]

someone i know got kicked out of a music festival for sneaking in, and sold/gave a security guard some drugs so they let him back in.

 

[laugh]

when security goes to pat you down at a rave, don't lean in for a hug

lol

 

[n2n]

Ecstasy gets you high by burning holes in your brain

 

[trancetasy]

Nothing worse than coming down in a cab line. Better off arriving home and still being a little high than standing in a line wanting to kill yourself.

the worse had to be taking the public bus home at 7am after a night of rave - still tripping afterglow, my own clothes stink of sweat and cigarette and paranoid feeling of everyone starring at you.

 

[MrSpeedyG]

So im not the only one who thinks everyones staring at me after mdma

 

[Darksidesam]

'the comedown is in your head'

when security goes to pat you down at a rave, don't lean in for a hug

and Lol

 

[SilentRoller]

Was told this today by a mate of mine whilst waiting in line at McDonalds: [SOME USERS MAY FIND THIS OFFENSIVE!]

NSFW:

Whenever you find a new dealer who has particularly strong pills or MDMA, do make sure to phone Kate and Gerry at any time of day or night so that they can share in the joy that you've found mad E.

I'm sure they'll appreciate it.

What followed was hysterical crying whilst trying to order my meal...tasteless? I comepletely agree, but I felt it had to be shared!

 

[MrSpeedyG]

'the comedown is in your head'

I know positive thinking and surrounding yourself with people who matter care, but I always reply to "the comedown is in your head" with, "oh so the high is also in your head??" followed by their... oh nothing no words to that!