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DXM / PCP / Nitrous - Various Exp - DON'T DO WHIPPITS IN THE STORE

LMAO!!!!! Kill that evil fuck nurse for sticking a tube in your dick! That really sux ass dude, but I found it quite comical. It is a good thing you didn't rip out your catheter, I think there is a small balloon that inflates when it is inside your bladder to keep it in place. That would hurt like a mutherfucker if you ripped it out.

Hospital folk generally frown upon PCP usage, and if they knew you were on it, hence the restraints. But to leave you sitting there butt naked in front of passers by, now that is just fucking rude.

Thanks for the good laugh, it has been the only thing to pick me up today.
 
Dude...i would have been back at the hospital a few night later and waited for that cunt to finish his shift then fuck him up and a ally with a fucken pipe. Then stamp on his crotch a couple of times to hard be wont be able to wack off for a couple of weeks.
 
LMFAO.

This definitely has to be the most entertaining trip report I've ever read. Three dissociatives in one night, sounds very interesting... It's a shame that you had to go through that at the hospital, but at least you know not to do whippits in public again. It was probably extremely obvious that you were on drugs though anyway. =D
 
i think the male nurse probaly isnt real u know?

[you don't call people names in this forum :X - Meanie]
 
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Wow, can you tell me when I'm going to die too? 8)

The poster drove while under the influence, which is the only thing I imagine could be fatal to him. If he'd stayed at home or he'd been driven to the store (by a sober person) where he bought the whippits, then he would have been in no danger. DXM, PCP and nitrous aren't particularly dangerous...
 
just to clarify, it's all 100% true and everything really did happen. [snip]
 
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^^^

Joe Picuello sounds alot like Joe Piscopo, a retired SNL aulumini. Your story sounds bogus :(

Flame me if you want, I don't care
 
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ER0X said:

I felt like I was in some kinky bondage porno and they guys who were strapping me in that I was getting really turned on. They gave me a wierd look and then left. The whole time nobody bothered to cover me or or close the curtain and parades of people would walk by and stare at me. I thought the whole thing was comical, little did I know it would soon turn into a nightmare. young girls, old ladies, security guards, tons of people looking at me with my dick hanging out.
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aaa-hahahahahaaahahah oh god

hahahaha that's the funniest shit i've ever heard
 
You're in good company

Psychologist Arrested for Huffing Nitrous in Store
July 13, 2005 - foxnews.com

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,162370,00.html


An expert in eating disorders collapsed in a supermarket after inhaling propellant from whipped cream cans, according to police.

Lisa G. Berzins, a prominent psychologist who has been on national television and radio shows and in newspaper articles, was arrested on a warrant Friday charging her in the May 29 incident, The Hartford Courant reported.

Berzins, 49, has a practice in West Hartford. She has written and lectured on eating disorders, female development, sex roles and self-esteem, according a speaker's biography from the American Psychological Association.

According to the arrest warrant affidavit, West Hartford police responded to the Farmington Avenue Stop & Shop and found Berzins lying on the floor and bleeding from her head. Berzins, the affidavit says, told police she did not know what happened.

Police interviewed witnesses and collected evidence, then determined that Berzins apparently inhaled from three cans of whipped cream containing nitrous oxide, known as laughing gas, the affidavit says.

Berzins was charged with possession of a restricted substance, criminal mischief and creating a public disturbance. She was released on $500 bail and is to appear in Hartford Superior Court on July 21.

"These are only allegations," said Bob Ludgin, Berzins' lawyer. "My client is innocent unless convicted. I have confidence that there will be no convictions."
 
I dont know about the other people here, but after the first couple paragraphs of your report I wasnt laughing, I was fucking enraged. Is all that shit true? Thats fucking outrageous! Thats like the nurse guy who poisoned 20 of his doctor's patients.[snip] Other then that though, that was the best goddamn trip report Ive ever heard. Unbelievable. Well, I beleive it, but unfuckingbeleivable
 
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let's keep it clean people. bd is on the ball here, you don't fuck with other people like that.
 
LMFAO, dude I can't tell if that would really happen or not, but that story is fucked up! ahahha, makes me never want to touch PCP. That shit reminds me of those naked dudes running around on highways on Cops. haha
 
Haha pretty fucked up. Are you sure you only just did that, I can't imagine a doctor just ignoring you and saying "course you need a catheter mate!"
 
Next time eat datura/pcp and go back to the hospital to kill that motherfucker !
 
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