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Dumbest things you have done while rolling

s0nic said:
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Sorry for the late reply. I lit up a cigarette, then I had to get up to get some water, & I put it on my ear to hold (musn't have been thinking about it).

5 seconds later while i'm drinking my water I hear this hissing sound, the fucken thing singed my hair.

But eh, a mistake learnt. I always either finish or put out a cigarette when I have to do something, that may cause my mind to get sidetracked:\
 
I've done alot of dumb things while rolling!

1) Tried to open 40 pack while really chopped up - I used all of my strength and ripped the bag apart - Pills went everywhere on the club floor - Had to quicky pick them all up!

2) Stopped by some UCs while walking through the Valley, I had my ID in my pocket and the pills in the same pocket - Grabbed the ID and pulled the pills out as welll the UC saw it and grabbed the bag of pills and at that time I was really tweaked up on Ice and when I get tweaked up I do the worlds most dumbest things.

What I did was looked at the UC and snatched my bag from the UC's hand and ran like hell!!!

3) Saw a security guy with a HUGE black dog - I walked over and got on my knees and hugged the dog! The security was surprised that the dog didn't even attack me!

4) As I said when I get tweaked up I do really stupid things. I was talking to a guy and we were talking about girls. He said he was in a serious relationship with his girlfriend who was in the club with him. He introduced me to the girl and we all talked. Then the guy said he had some business to do at a different club.

I asked the girl if we could hook up and we did, we were really at it when I mean by this I was really into it - my hand was down inside her pants and other one groping her tits while making out.

Her boyfriend came back and saw it and got so PISSED off and started to chase me around the Valley :)

To this day, the girl and I are regular CFs(Casual Fuckers) - She dumped her boyfriend and found me in another club :D
 
My friend was spinning (u pick them up on ur back and spin around, then fall back on the bed) his gf one night while we were alll hiiiiiigh and he tried doing it with the lights off and jumped backwards into a speaker, with her on his back, he broke 1 of her ribs and left a badass cut....needless to say, since then, spinning has been much less popular around here
 
wrecked my arm on one of the nobbly bits of my trousers that was hanging off, i didnt realise what had happened and i was sat there wondering what had happened - till i put my hand in my back pocket and felt the scraping on my wrist


looked like id went teen goth on myself
 
CapnChron said:
I've done alot of dumb things while rolling!

1) Tried to open 40 pack while really chopped up - I used all of my strength and ripped the bag apart - Pills went everywhere on the club floor - Had to quicky pick them all up!

2) Stopped by some UCs while walking through the Valley, I had my ID in my pocket and the pills in the same pocket - Grabbed the ID and pulled the pills out as welll the UC saw it and grabbed the bag of pills and at that time I was really tweaked up on Ice and when I get tweaked up I do the worlds most dumbest things.

What I did was looked at the UC and snatched my bag from the UC's hand and ran like hell!!!

3) Saw a security guy with a HUGE black dog - I walked over and got on my knees and hugged the dog! The security was surprised that the dog didn't even attack me!

4) As I said when I get tweaked up I do really stupid things. I was talking to a guy and we were talking about girls. He said he was in a serious relationship with his girlfriend who was in the club with him. He introduced me to the girl and we all talked. Then the guy said he had some business to do at a different club.

I asked the girl if we could hook up and we did, we were really at it when I mean by this I was really into it - my hand was down inside her pants and other one groping her tits while making out.

Her boyfriend came back and saw it and got so PISSED off and started to chase me around the Valley :)

To this day, the girl and I are regular CFs(Casual Fuckers) - She dumped her boyfriend and found me in another club :D
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Wow, you're pretty bad ass. Will you be my friend?
 
hey kids....this is my first ever time posting.....anyways one nite at a club i cant remember shit cos i drank WAY too much then dropped a wicked strong MDA pill.....my mates all told me that when the "forever and a day" (ur usual emo trance song) mix came on i was singing it out LOUD on the dancefloor pointing to the green laser 8) very embarassed the next day! haha....last w/e when i rolled i can remeber having a conversation with my thumb cos we played a gig with our band earlier that nite and i cut it which caused me to stop playing a little....i remeber swearing at it!:\
 
taking another pill or 2 that i KNOW wont do anythin!!!!!!!!!!1 I HATE that but i always do it
 
Last Friday night I got really shitfaced and I dropped quite a few pills and next thing I remember is waking up in a park few KM away from the clubbing scene with my pants down to my ankles and missing T-Shirt also no wallet!

What happened was a friend told me that I hooked up with a chick and went with her... I have no idea so I could say I got rolled!!!
 
we had been rolling at a festival since 10 am. it was about 9pm and i was still stupidly popping doses. My buddy had bought a bottle of formaldyhyde (the moron thought he was buying hash oil, dont ask me how he confused it). anyways, it was in a water bottle. none of my friends had ever been around the stuff so they were smelling it (not to get high, just cause it has a very unique smell, kinda like death!). the bottle was passed to me to smell, but i was rolling so hard that i wasnt paying attention. i thought i had a bottle of water and took a big drink of it. my mouth felt like fire instantly. i only swallowed a bit, but it was enough to start me vomiting. it had eaten away at my tongue (i still have the divets) and i was puking up blood, turning blue cause i was gagging and couldnt breath. eventually on-sight medical staff got me taken care of. lots of water and milk. i couldnt talk for a couple days and didnt eat much (just jello, noodles etc) for about a week. i thought i was going to die. really changed my whole perspective on what i was doing to myself. but i laugh at it now.
 
^^^ the weed ruined your roll. every time i smoke on rolls, i think it gets more entense. although it does suck away my energy!
 
I'd gone to a mates to drop multiple pills and we all got a bit restless. So we thought we'd take a walk through the local forest which borders and inland sea,connected via a under bridge pass to the ocean.

We came across a large shed and found a small rowing boat inside-can you guess whats coming?

Me and two of me mates took to the water,no oars,all completly twisted on pills in the pitch black.
Well i went into one of those little daydream/tripping type things and when i came round was pretty worried about the fact that we where 200-300 metres offshore with no way of getting back.

One mate was sitting back smoking a joint and the other was nervously rocking back n forward muttering incoherent sentences to himself.
I suddenly envisaged a titanic scenario and before i could think about it,i'd jumped out of the boat into ice cold water,only to find out it barley covered my waist.
I grabbed the edge of the boat and frantically dragged it back to shore.

I felt a bit stupid afterward and the other two sailors didn't even notice the comotion,but god knows where we would have ended up.
8)
 
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MisterSmiles13 said:
we had been rolling at a festival since 10 am. it was about 9pm and i was still stupidly popping doses. My buddy had bought a bottle of formaldyhyde (the moron thought he was buying hash oil, dont ask me how he confused it). anyways, it was in a water bottle. none of my friends had ever been around the stuff so they were smelling it (not to get high, just cause it has a very unique smell, kinda like death!). the bottle was passed to me to smell, but i was rolling so hard that i wasnt paying attention. i thought i had a bottle of water and took a big drink of it. my mouth felt like fire instantly. i only swallowed a bit, but it was enough to start me vomiting. it had eaten away at my tongue (i still have the divets) and i was puking up blood, turning blue cause i was gagging and couldnt breath. eventually on-sight medical staff got me taken care of. lots of water and milk. i couldnt talk for a couple days and didnt eat much (just jello, noodles etc) for about a week. i thought i was going to die. really changed my whole perspective on what i was doing to myself. but i laugh at it now.
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LOL! This one definately has to take the cake. I literally yelled out "OH MY GOD" at the part where you drank it.

Although that must have really sucked, that is one good story dude! Hahhahaa.
 
this was done on a mix of weed and quality mdma pills-
sat against the wall, pulled out a cigerette looking at the dancers then pulled out another ciggerette with the same hand but different fingers and looked at both of them when about to light up, and gone "What the fuck?"
 
1) I tend to lose things that are in my hands. I'll stand in one place for 5 minutes looking for something in my pockets that is in my hand. I even trancfer it back and forth between my hands while I search my pockets. 8)

2) I will walk up to random people and talk complete babble. Accual words, but in no coherent order and then stand there like I just asked them a question but didn't. Needless to say people don't stay around me very long. Except those that know me really well. Who are just highly entertained by the whole thing.

3) I happen to be a Gay man, but am not obviously Gay. But if something strikes me just the wrong way I turn into a total Queen. We're talking head flips, hand gestures and a really flamy voice. I scares the hell outta people. It's another thing my friends get a big kick out of. They've been known to introduce people to me that they know are going to irritate me.
 
MisterSmiles13 said:
^^^ the weed ruined your roll. every time i smoke on rolls, i think it gets more entense. although it does suck away my energy!
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Smokin weed is great when rolling..... but eating it is a whole other ballpark
 
i've never confessed to such stupidity before this...
my best friend and i were at a party in chicago, i stuck 2 beans in my bra for each of us to take 1 later, after dancing and sweating, they had both dissolved on my tit. HA. fuck man. she didnt even ask what happened to them, she was shroomin pretty hard so she must've forgot. and i never said anything till now. god did i feel stupid. and what made it even worse, on our way out after the party was over, some random fat guy walked up and was like, 'you ladies have a good time? i got plenty of rolls left if ya wanna party." we gave him the *get the fuck away from us, retard* look. then he says "well, least i didnt lose mine." why did he say that?? no one knew what happened except for me.
 
for me i was smoking outside of my building and all my friends had gone inside........i didn wanna be alone.........i was like fuck it and i jus walked into my building with my lit smoke and went up the elevator............and i alwayss hug to many ppl (im a guy by the way)
 
I wondered what it felt like to be a proper hippy and hug trees, so I thought "right, I'll find a tree and give it a BIG hug", and promptly hugged pretty much every tree I came across. Got a few funny looks from some random punters ...
 
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