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Dumbest things you have done while rolling

swiss_gangsta said:
One time I threw a roll party and after everybody left I couldnt find any of my pills so I called up a few of my friends and asked if they had took them. Everybody said no, and I was like "you can tell me the truth, if you took them its cool, I understand if your doing it for my own good". LOL. They still denied it. I did a cavity search of the whole apartment and couldnt find them. I started getting pissed cuz I was coming down and eventually went to sleep. Yeah when I woke up the pills were laying on the table right next to me. 8)
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Something very similar happened to me. I lost them right infront of my face.
 
Uh well one time I was rollin and me and my friends went to wendy's to get some cheap grub. I wasn't hungry (I'm never hungry when I roll) so I wandered around while they placed their orders. I ended up asking the girl cleaning the guys bathroom for her number while she was cleaning the urinal. Good timing, slick. She was nice about it though but she already had a bf.
 
so much stupid shit its hard to pick it, most of the stuff comes to me once or twice ages after a roll, then ill forget it again, ususally forever..here is some- group of us get in a circle with linked arms and jump aroung for ages..weird
-my mate blacked out in the middle of a totally important sentance, came to and started going off at his gf on his lap cos he didnt recognise her
-spent like half an hour (literally) trying to pass a lighter to my mate, and then it just dropped, and we forgot about it... we were sitting 30cms away from each other
-climbed over my roof(2 story) so as to avoid parents who knew i was rolling
-spent the whole night talking to this girl while she was naked in bed with me wanting a fuck...talked till morning(totally one sided) until i was coming down and finally fcked her
-tried to eat a roll-up

this is all really just me reminising of the top of my head... you guys might relate to some of them!
 
Yesterday I had something SO STUPID :D

We were watching a movie on E and a friend of me sat in front of the screen for juz a sec.. I was watching the movie for like 5 minutes and thought it was going to be a fun movie :D
He moved away with his head and the movie was over.. i allmost cried lol.
 
It wasnt me that said this but me and my best friend were peaking off some nice pills and we were in our rolling room....hugging and holding hands telling eachother how much we loves eachother when she said "we are best BURGERS forever....I was fucked up and didnt notice at first then once I did I started laughing at her and she was gone too she didnt even notice that she said that I told her and she told me she really didnt know why she said we were BURGERS. So since then we still try to figure it out but never can come up with an answer so thats how we refer to eachother as burgers...hold the onions
 
Shroomyj said:
Yesterday I had something SO STUPID :D

We were watching a movie on E and a friend of me sat in front of the screen for juz a sec.. I was watching the movie for like 5 minutes and thought it was going to be a fun movie :D
He moved away with his head and the movie was over.. i allmost cried lol.
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Did anyone else have trouble understanding this person?

And to the person above, she was probably going to say "best buddies" and then fucked up and said the wrong word. Stranger things have happened.
 
rhythmdaddy said:
Yeah, I read it like 5 times, and still didn't understand what the hell was going on....
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i understood it, she/he means that he/she was anticipating on how good the movie was gonna be, and the next thing he/she knows its over
(sorry i dont know if your a he or a she)
 
Am i superman?

So i was on the swings on Ecstasy, nice orange yin yangs. There was the platform with the swings then there was a hill that went down about 8 more feet downhill and ended at a fence which my girlfriend was sitting at. I normally don't like swinging high at all, but having the mentality of 6 year olds i was like I WANT TO SWING HIGH! So I did. When I was at the highest point, like maybe 15 feet from the bottom of the hill, I decided I had to jump off. So i do... and am flying in the air, high above the world, then better yet I decide to do a twist, but my coordination was so off I only twisted 180 degrees. I landed backwards at the top of the hill and did 4 backward summersaults downhill until I hit the fence in a sitting position directly next to my girlfriend. What a day!
 
Ages Ago Like Last Year
dropped like a really good pinga an got "the Urg" and soo i thought i could batt really hard after 2 hours no luck and a sore Mr Happy =( that i regreated for like a week
silly me
 
While in SF for the Love Parade I was rolling very hard and was walking from one BLers hotel to mine in a city I didn't know. I had to walk through the civic center where the god people were handing out food to the homeless. One homeless guy asked me something but I didn't answer him. He said it again but with balls this time. I felt threatened so ,and I don't know why I said this so save the bullshit, I told him to go fuck himself. Just then I noticed that he was standing with about 6 of his friends. They all were shocked that I said that and started yelling at me. I then realized that I had about $600 on me and about 8 pills and got really scared. I jammed my hands in my pockets and walked extremely fast. I was sweating bullets in 50 degree weather till I got to my hotel.



P.S. when I was walking through the center I remember one of the god people saying to me "Brother, down on your luck? Come get something hot to eat." God Dam Bible Beater!!!!
 
rolling my ass off with some friends at a house party i tried to blow up a friend laying on the ground. i got over him and gave him a light show with those led glowsticks with the botton to turn them off and on. i accidentally hit the button off in the middle of the show. trying to turn it back on with numb hands all fucked up with no coordination, it slipped out of my hand, straight down into his eye! i thought i fucked his eye up but hes swearing hes fine. gave him a percocet in case it hurts when hes done rolling. he swears it didnt hurt at all but i felt soooo bad!
 
hhc_king said:
Ages Ago Like Last Year
dropped like a really good pinga an got "the Urg" and soo i thought i could batt really hard after 2 hours no luck and a sore Mr Happy =( that i regreated for like a week
silly me
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W.....T.....F ? ? ? ? ? ? 8(
 
Fancied girls and kind of lept out of the settee to grab them when they were leaving...despite having a girlfriend.

Got home after a night out, thought Id answered my phone in my pocket,

Shouted, "DAVEAND WILL WHY ARE YOU IN MY JEANS!?!?"

then realised it was the birds outside.

Got too fucked and sent silly text messages (jeez, who hasnt done that)

Got the gays, "wow you must work out!"

cue funny look ;D
 
Uh oh.. Do we have some case studies here indicating that MDMA causes neurotoxicity after all? A lot of these posts are hardly readable. ;)
 
Me and a couple of friends bought a 10 pack....and took a couple. We were chillin over at this guy's house when we decide to take a road trip to New Orleans. 6 hours later, we realize we missed a turn we were supposed to take....so we decide to pop a couple more pills. 7 hours after that, we finally arrive there....only to find we have no pills left. But that's alright....just like with acid, ecstasy will always pop up while you're rolling....We bought another 10pack and some yeyo in New Orleans and kept rolling. Didn't sleep for 3 days...was SOOOO fucked up....but had the weekend of my life.

I don't regret it...but it was pretty fucking stupid.
 
Stupidest thing I have done while rolling? Holy crap there is alot of those! Running around barefoot in a club (that CANNOT be safe!), telling everyone at the club how terribly fucked up I am!, ending up stuck in the bathroom for like 20 mins because as soon as I sit down I realize how wonderful it feels to roll and I just want to sit there and enjoy it, (this is just plain idiotic) having a truly serious conversation with my two best friends about how we should invent flavored ice (anyone heard of popsicles?), and...this is the worst!...calling my dad at 5 am from an afterhours club to tell him how much I love him. He was very interested as to why I was up that early...I told him I wanted to go jogging 8). Oh well.
 
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