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Dumbest things you have done while rolling

sdgjkhsdgh said:
I was driving along a little road on E and was typing a # on my cellphone. I kept making errors and retyping again. Then when I finally got the # correctly, I looked up and I saw a minivan turn from a road. BOOM crashed right into it, was driving 70 km/h. My 1996 Honda Civic which was almost new with like 70 000 mileage was COMPLETELY totalled. I passed out and my ex gf kept punching me in the face to wake me up. When I woke up, airbags were out, i quickly got out of the car. Since I was driving with out a seatbelt I hit the steering wheel so hard that my jar got displaced. Right away I told my gf to take out all the documents from the car. I took a screwdriver and unscrewed the license plates. I told the towtrunk I was fucked and he took my car to scrap yard right away. The red dodge caravan turned on its side and people in the car couldn't get out. We ran away before the police came. The funniest thing about all this it happend right infront of my school during lunch time. Everyone was smoking weed and LAUGHING their asses off. lol wasn't funny for me.
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This is the most perfect example of trolling if I've ever seen one. I'm surpised people actually bitched at him instead of seeing this post for what it really is.. Complete BULLSHIT!
Ok.. where to begin..

When I woke up, airbags were out, i quickly got out of the car. Since I was driving with out a seatbelt I hit the steering wheel so hard that my jar got displaced.
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So the airbags deployed and you still hit the steering wheel? Considering the airbag comes out of the steering wheel I don't see how this is possible.

Right away I told my gf to take out all the documents from the car. I took a screwdriver and unscrewed the license plates.
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Ever hear of a VIN (vehicle identification number) it's etched inside of your car in multiple places. That VIN will trace back to your title which has your name on it. Removing your registration and license plates doesn't remove all traces of your ownership of the car by any means.

I told the towtrunk I was fucked and he took my car to scrap yard right away.
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So a tow truCk just happened to be passing by, and arrived before an ambulence and/or police car and the tow truck operator just decided to conspire with you for no apparent reason. It's illegal for him to remove a car from the scene of a major accident until the police are finished investigating it. There's no way any tow truck driver would risk losing his business over a punk like you.

The red dodge caravan turned on its side and people in the car couldn't get out. We ran away before the police came. The funniest thing about all this it happend right infront of my school during lunch time.
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So there were several witnesses to this accident and no one was questioned and no one told them your name. BULLSHIT!

Why did you make this story up, so people would think you're a badass?
 
Smoking too many cigarettes, puked out of the window of my friends acura 1.7el. Sitting next to me were 2 girls who laughed their asses off...and the worst thing was that my high was completely gone.
 
Towtruck dude could easily sell my car at scrapyard for $$$ and yes he did arrive earlier than police and ambulance. He did take the illegal risk. There were 4 people standing right when I crashed my car which turned out to be my good friends. I told them not to tell anything. Their first reaction when I came up to them in pain from my jar, saying I crashed my car was laughter. The collision occured around half an hour before lunch time. It was around march, was still very cold so not too many people were outside. Not too many cars either. No rain or snow though. My dad took care of the ownership making a story how I crashed my car into a tree and it was in no condition to be repaired. Also 1 guy I know crashed his chevy lumina 1990 on ecstasy. He was driving wiht G1 and no insurance. He tried to run away from the scene but got surrounded. It happend near the mall. He got a $5000 fine for driving with out insurance, charged with drugged driving and got his license suspended. The car was taken away from him too.
 
sdgjkhsdgh said:
I mean never had an accident before that.
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Think about it like this :

You thought for ages "I've driven high and never crashed", then you crashed. You got lucky in that you didn't hurt anyone, so now you say "I've crashed but never hurt anyone". All it takes is you driving high a few more times (or a couple of idiots like you doing the same) before another accident happens. Oh thats lucky, noone was hurt. But what about the 3rd accident, or the 4th or the 5th? Not all by you, but by people like you as well.
So you crash 1 time in 200 from being high, and only 1 in 20 crashes ends in a fatality. Pretty good odds eh? 1 in 4000? Well if there are 200,000 drunk/high morons sitting behind the wheel of their cars every weekend that means 50 people a week die from idiots thinking they are okay to drive and "lucking out" by causing a fatal crash.
You might never kill someone, or your friend might never kill someone, but if there's enough idiots (and there always are!) someone's going to do it!
 
I agree I'm fucked up in the head. But tehre are alot of sober people doing collisions aswell. Will I drive high again? under certain drugs. Will I type number on my cellphone while driving again? no. I can perfeclty drive when I'm on coke, speed, E. However, I can sitll drive when I'm stoned or on heroin but I never talk on the cellphone. Drugs I will never drive on are G, Vodka, Hallucinogens... Speaking about cellphones and driving being illegal, I think there is a law if you are driving manual transmission. Since most of the population here are stupid and cant drive properly, there are alot of collisions. (me as an example:P) But 1 thing, I would never have an accident when I'm sober.
 
I asked one of my friends "what weeks do you have off this day. oh wait thats not right i meant what weeks do you have off this day" proly the dumbest thing i can remember saying there are more that i proly cant remember though
 
WOrst thing i have ever done on E!
One nite me n a friend of mine were on the way to a rave n her car broke down. I had just dropped 2 Quantas's and was only just starting to feel the effect! There was no way in hell that shit box was gunna start! She called her boyfriend to pik her up but i wasnt keen on that idea, so i rang a girlfriend who was having a shindig for her bday and asked if some1 from the party could cum n get me!
She didnt know i was rollin and i didnt kno it was a family affair wit only a few friends! Hence the reason she sent her father to get me for the high way!
By the time he got there i was practally peeking my ass off! He asked me how skool was and all the rest of that pointless chatter, while i could feel my eyes quivering! I dont remember much else of the car ride, i was totally focused on not looking like i was ready to throw myself out of this moving vechile just to get away! So i spent the rest of my high surrounded by strange old ppl but but listening to James Morrison never sounded so good!
 
^^ interesting trip... i had some nice days myself, just nothing unusual or worthwhile to post bout
 
well this is adding to my list.

Last weekend we left a club to go find an afterhours club and we spent an hour driving around downtown houston looking for this one particular club. we must have asked like 30 ppl where this club was. we asked bums, gas station ppl, ANYONE!!! and they all looked at us funny and were like "yall x'ing" "yall rollin" it was a funny fuckn site to see us!!!
 
Tried to load a bulbinator backwards, then turn it the right way around to try and load it again. Then realise that it already had a bulb in it.

Tried to take a whiff, then realised the bulb was empty. Then I tried to get the old bulb out and reload it (backwards again).

:(

(bulbs = whippits)
 
it was my first time rolling and my friend was doing glow sticks and he asked if i wanted to have my spine taken out.. i said sure, while he was doing it he was putting in the last part of my spine (and by this time im just totally blitz, my whole body was like jello) and my face smacked the door
funny thing is that i was so into the moment i never even noticed untill i saw the video
 
I haven't done anything really dumb but my husband and I made a friend of ours really uncomfortable with our big mouths. We were rolling hard and for some reason my husband and I started talking IN DETAIL about how incredible sex was the last time we rolled. Our friend quickly changed the subject....
 
this past weekend my boy starts telling us he can't accept the x-rays......lmao (apparently at his job in his department if x-rays are needed for a client he has to forward it to another department and therefore he "can't accept them")



that shit is soo funny!!
 
I Can Dive With A Prefect Watching Me - Swan Dive!

sdgjkhsdgh said:
I can perfeclty drive
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And spell.

Since most of the population here are stupid and can't drive properly, there are alot of collisions.
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Wait for it...

But 1 thing, I would never have an accident when I'm sober.
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If "if's" and "but's"
were candy and nuts...




Sorry, Timbo, NUFF said, yeah, but, well, you know...
;)
 
one night after seeing basement jaxx, we couldnt find any decent clubs open so we decided to go bowling, best fun ive ever had rollin. We were all trying to do tricky shots down the lane, i decided to see how far i could run down the land then bowl my ball, got one step on to the lane and slipped on the oily surface, i landed on my ass and the ball landed in someones elses lane, i got so much oil and shit on me that i couldnt stand up and had to crawl all the way back to the carpet to stand up again. One of the funnest and dumb thing ive ever done while on E.
 
One time I threw a roll party and after everybody left I couldnt find any of my pills so I called up a few of my friends and asked if they had took them. Everybody said no, and I was like "you can tell me the truth, if you took them its cool, I understand if your doing it for my own good". LOL. They still denied it. I did a cavity search of the whole apartment and couldnt find them. I started getting pissed cuz I was coming down and eventually went to sleep. Yeah when I woke up the pills were laying on the table right next to me. 8)
 
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