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Dumbest thing you've said to a cop? v. That cocaine is medicinal!

Don't think I've ever said anything to a cop... one time I coulda really got in trouble(had a bong in the truck, small piece of bud, and a couple Lorcets) well I got pulled over for 'wreckless/careless driving' (the cop was an ASSHOLE who exagerated everything, was off duty even and took the time to call the whole departement, other words I got surrrounded by like 8 cop cars:|) I busted out the tears...so probly the smartest thing I've done, cuz they let me go, and all the other officers were like wtf while this one off cop duty was litterally screaming in my face saying how I could go to jail for 8000 dollars worth of tickets(ran stop signs etc....note I DID NOT, I just didn't come to a complete stop, but stopped). Got let go thankfully, I'd been pulled over a few times by the other cops there, I dunno something was wrong with that dumbass off duty one....but have a feeling if I didn't break out the tears, I woulda gone to jail for all the "ran stop signs' then woulda gotten my truck searched probly for them to find some hydros weed and a bong..was in a hurry to pick up more pills, which the bitch totally told me she had when I called 45 mins before leaving for work, then got there, and she didn't even have them then sent me on a goose hunt for them for an hour saying someone had them and was holding them for her...that BITCH!!!!!!
 
legalizeall said:
At a cetain age when your a kid with drugs and alcohol, you just have this level of fearlessness that i couldnt imagine having today. But its something you can learn from and almost be jealous of cause its a time in my life when i really lived in the moment alot. Im a big believer of that today. Trying to be happy with right now cause its really all that is real. I didnt really think about the past or future then. Just didnt worry about it. Now that can be an issue for me. THinking too much into the future. Its amazing i lived through certain things and how close i came to being wiped off the earth numerous times. Even after experiences that could have ended me, i wouldnt reflect on it too much till much later in life. Just moved on to the next thing in front of me.
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Quoted for truth. And man I cant remember any of the dumb shit things ive said to cops. All I know is I should have about 5 or so felonies on my record, but after sitting there crying calling my mom telling her im going to jail, then meditating there to deal with the fact of what my life will be now, fuckers ended up letting me go. I mean that was just 3 of the few felonies I should have with a load of misdemeanors (turned out a passenger was 17 and a runaway). Got a clean record to this date.

Also brings to mind a time I just picked up some shrooms, was dark and unfamiliar area, totally cut off a cop making a right hand turn. Soon as those lights went on, shrooms went in me. He hassles me, I explain Im not from around there, he takes me out for a sobriety test (yeah like anyone can watch you move a pen in front of my face) and lets me go without a ticket. What a trip it turned out to be, one of the guys I was with was a right cunt. I about left to drive home tripping he was such a prick (we were all tripping).
 
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ykm420 said:
I had to eat a freshly light blunt of some mids a longgg time ago.. First time I tried 4loko, had 2, about 10 Ativan, n chewed up 8 percs about 15 min before hand.. Cop pulled the broad over for serving, go figure, so I scarfed that bitch down, told her to roll the windows down n I lit a cig n just started puffin'.. Lol. I told her to chill, because she said there was nothing in the car, and I did my goddamn part.. Nope. Found paraphernalia n moar weed, all the while I'm nodding out, chain smoking, getting maddogged by my sister (It was her GF, she wasn't happy with me for quite some time, but I was like..)*Checks both ways* Biiiiiiiiitch, I did my part, she fucked up. All I wanted to do was pet that dog, I really dunno why I did not get arrested, because I tried.. At least 5 times.
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I said bittttccccchhhh
 
When I was 14 I was at the skatepark when this cop comes up and starts screaming at me "bring me the cone are you deaf bring me the fucking cone" because there was a traffic cone in the skatepark that had been there for like a month. So I bring it to him. Then he starts asking for my id sticker to prove I signed my waiver. It was something they did when t park first opened but the rule was never ever enforced. I just happened to have it on the inside of my helmet and showed it to him. He then starts telling me "you need full pads you like coming here I can ban you for life for not wearing them which means you can never come back". I then smile and walk him over the sign of rules saying you only need a helmet and other pads are strongly recommended and read it out to him. He starts getting pissed off again and says "I can still kick you out for not wearing them and walks away".


At this other skatepark when I was around 19 this cop was taking down my information for not wearing my helmet. I was extremely baked and kept having to ask him to repeat almost every question. When he asked me my social security# I told him I forgot it. I ended up getting an $80 ticket for not wearing my helmet but at least he was very polite.
 
phenethylo J said:
When I was 14 I was at the skatepark when this cop comes up and starts screaming at me "bring me the cone are you deaf bring me the fucking cone" because there was a traffic cone in the skatepark that had been there for like a month. So I bring it to him. Then he starts asking for my id sticker to prove I signed my waiver. It was something they did when t park first opened but the rule was never ever enforced. I just happened to have it on the inside of my helmet and showed it to him. He then starts telling me "you need full pads you like coming here I can ban you for life for not wearing them which means you can never come back". I then smile and walk him over the sign of rules saying you only need a helmet and other pads are strongly recommended and read it out to him. He starts getting pissed off again and says "I can still kick you out for not wearing them and walks away".


At this other skatepark when I was around 19 this cop was taking down my information for not wearing my helmet. I was extremely baked and kept having to ask him to repeat almost every question. When he asked me my social security# I told him I forgot it. I ended up getting an $80 ticket for not wearing my helmet but at least he was very polite.
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Damnnnn 80 clans for a helmet for yer head, this fuckin world. Altho I kinda understand them not wanting some one bustin there shit open and dieing in their park.

Had that kinda thing happen down. Town bse.
Construction completely blocking the side walk we are bmxing with the Bros and he gets on us for ridING off the walk into road and back onto walk. Not like we had a choice and didn't disrupt any traffic.

Said I could give you a ticket and I said really for what being a smart ass he got but hurt but didn't do anything
 
Sittin outside a 7/11 tripping

Cool older lookin guy walks in, and I go "peace, having a good night" "yea smoke up buddy"

He looked like he might trip to, so on the way out I go "Hey, do you trip?" "Im a dept. sheriff, why, do you?" "No" "watch what you say, stupid" speeds off in his big truck

needless to say he didnt know the other car there was mine and I live a block away, my queue to GTFO
 
Officer- "Well boy, is marijuana you have, you could get charge you know. What we gonna do about this?"

Me- "well officer I don't have any money"
Officer proceeded to ignore my stupid bribery attempt rofl.


months back:-
Me seeing a squad car patrolling by, anxiously acknowledged them to avoid sus behaviour - "Yeah boy! * drunk salute *"

Officer- "Yeah what? Are you high on cannabis?"

*was high on cannabis, was then proceeded to be searched, there was an 1/8th hidden in the best stash ever, they never found it, found a stem and said "we could lock yall up for this ya know", We proceeded to laugh at his ridiculous statement*

Officers leave extremely upset they found no weed and the car was smelling louddddd.

(good for them tho, "yeah boy" is no excuse or cause to search my friend's vehicle that they proceeded to rip out the entire deck in the middle of the dash and the back of the passenger seat. Left the car damaged. fuck em. Fuck em all.)
 
(age 20 caught with vodka by a sheriff)
Where did you get the alcohol son?
FOund it on the side of the road
I"m not buying that story, who gave it to you?
The guy who left a bottle of vodka on the side of the road...
 
was ridin in the back of a cruiser spouting all kinds of off the wall manic half psychotic shit to this cop about the world comming to an end and what not on the 20 minute ride to jail. He didn't search me well and I still had like 2.5 g's 2-fma on me and maybe some etizolam? Stuffed it into the back of his car.

When he was getting me out of the car to go inside the jail I was like "you knowhat you seem nice, I don't want you to get in any trouble. I left some drugs in the back of your car."

he just looked at me like "WTF?!".

Nothing was ever mentioned about that in any report, wouldn't have mattered I had a lot more to worry about anyway. funny (ish) looking back though.
 
One time i was getting on a plane and i was HIGH as fuck and i kept losing my bag and i had like 20 bottles of percs on me non which where prescribed i just kept saying i was just nervous. Damnit i should a said i was drunk!!
 
The dumbest thing I said and did. Is waited till he took the handcuffs off me (in the bedriom) and I put the handcuffs on him and his the key. He was naked. That was the greatest day ever!
 
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