Dumbest Thing You Have Done While Tripping

[chuchu]

What do you mean you dont want to hear childish shit. It already happened this thread is about sharing experiences good or bad imo. If that doesnt compute go elsewhere.

 

[El Cubano Poco]

Ok here we go...This summer at a festival I took 10 hits over the course of 2 hours. I felt Absolutley fantastic until I saw a guy filming me as I walked back to the tent from a show during the day. I was convinced he was a cop because he kept bending down to "fix" his shoe lol. I ducked back to my tent and explained to my friends that they had to help me hide my drugs. I ended up getting guacamole all over my hands trying to hide shit in the guac container, so I yelled random frightened gibberish at them trying to get them to help me. Some very close friends that I hadn't seen in a while showed up at our tent, and I was too flipped out to properly greet them. To make things worse a tweaker had just set up camp next to us, and I was sure he was out to jack our shit. I ended up running into the carpark to escape the countless "police trucks that I saw driving towards the festival on the road. My friends all followed me arouns the parking lot trying to bring me back, despite me telling them to not leave the tent empty. I ended up running around amongst the festival asking people for water and their cell phone to call my friends. I hid under a tourbus for half an hour before I decided it was safe and there were no police out to bust me. I crawled from out under the tour bus and started talking to people outside of another tourbus. I ended up getting on to look for my friend who was parked next to this bus, and ended up meet the guitarist for one of my favorite bands (Hunab) at the festival.
When I got back to the tent eventually, a quarter of mushies and a g of my friends molly that I was holding for him. Two things I learned from that night: Be careful about dehydration while tripping, and don't keep too many drugs or valuables in your tent.


I have another one but I can't type anymore

 

[jackie jones]

i pissed on a pile of dirty laundry once. funny, cuz my boy said he did the same thing once. fuckin psilocybin...

 

[jimmyblaze1]

First time I did a high dose - I was at a big psy trance rave in a warehouse or 3, and I wandered about when I was peaking...found a place to chill, asked a really weird but very hot girl if I could kiss her - her reply was "why would you want to do that?" ...then later I remember sitting on a sofa in the chillout area, and touching myself right for everyone to see...still under the trousers/pants...but yikes...too fucked lol...I think it mustve been about 10-20 minutes of groping my fella (not actually masturbating...) before I realized what I was doing and WHERE hahaha...speaking of that rave - Im going again tomorrow :D exactly 2 years later!

 

[VertexShader]

4.5g...Stripped naked in my friends house...pissed all over his couch..."jacked off" for a period of time until they got me dressed again. Yelled and screamed, ate some bugs, and was an absolute delusional mess for about 4 hours.

Believe it or not...that wasn't even a "bad" trip. I just made a complete idiot of myself.

 

[El Cubano Poco]

4.5g...Stripped naked in my friends house...pissed all over his couch..."jacked off" for a period of time until they got me dressed again. Yelled and screamed, ate some bugs, and was an absolute delusional mess for about 4 hours.

Believe it or not...that wasn't even a "bad" trip. I just made a complete idiot of myself.

Gotta love it when you're so gone you don't even care lol

 

[tyrael]

I don't think this really compares but when out last wkend and spent $400 (not on drugs, that was another $180). Stupid, stupid! Was paying entry for multiple people to multiple clubs. Buying everyone drinks. Buying myself drinks, having only a few mouthfuls then giving it away. Also remember going to an ATM and deciding how much I should get out, and the bouncer coming up and pressing the $200 button. Was funny at the time but kinda pissed now! Damn e!

 

[sk8byblind]

i stomped on a pizza box because it was talking to me.. and sprouted horns..
so me and my freind stomped on it, and ripped it up and put the pieces in differnt rooms, and hid with baseball bat in fear of it re-forming.

 

[deatholis]

I was at school and the announcements were on, so i walked up to the tv and punched it.... *teacher was in room* i swear it was pissing me off lol

 

[booeybob420]

taking 3/8 of mushies on the last day of summer with my two of my friends ive known for most of my life
ended up smoking hash at someone elses house and i completely lost my grip on reality. we went to someone elses house and i made a total ass of myself by not speaking in my own language , getting naked, ripping out his plants because they looked evil and about to attack me, marking up walls with sharpie, and squirting shampoo all over his bathroom. My friends left before all this and i was just at some random dudes house i didnt know that well. they called my friends and dropped me off uptown at Chinese Deli. We started walking through town and i got this idea that i conquered reality and controlled all of the universe and could do whatever i wanted........
so i ripped off my clothes
my friends started yelling at me so i ran away as fast as i could
i went to mcdonalds, another burger place, and nob hill and then i saw a chevy dealership with all the colorful balloons and ribbons and cars and stuff
so i started jumping on the suvs like they were aweseme bouncy trampolines and the cops came
i still thought i was master of the universe so i didnt want any cops in my universe so i punched one in the face and two piggies tackled me and put me in cuffs
it seemed like i was in the back of the car for centuries and i was getting depressed because i thought i had failed the universe as a ruler and since i wasnt moving around and expressing my inner emotions all life would cease to exist. They put me in a ambulance and took me to an ER because they had no idea what i was on. i grabbed a hot nurses tit in front of a pig. they put an iv in my arm and i ripped it out and started gushing blood they strapped me to a stretcher they took more blood tests and even stuck a needle in my dick because they needed a piss sample that was "sterile". i finally stop tripping after being hooked up to the iv for a while and they scanned my brain. the cops tried to get me to snitch but it goes against all my morals so i didnt tell them anything except that i was on mushies because all their tests showed were THC and they were about to admit me to an asylum. They told me i would get charged with 1.Indecent exposure 2. Under the influence of a controlled substance 3. Sexual assualt 4. Vandalism and pay for damages to cars i jumped on 5. Breaking into a car (which was complete bullshit they made up) and i said i would rather face the charges than snitch. the chevy dealership went under so i didnt pay them shit. 3 months later i figure out all i got charged with was under the influence!!!!!!
but the hospital bill was $1500 that pissed of my dad....... oh yeah by the way im 15

 

[polidelaiko]

I once kicked a glass table with my bare foot on a 6 tabs acid trip. I can't remeber how many stitches I got, but I can count five in the scar. This was 5 Christmas ago.
I'll add that this happened WHILE tripping, but NOT BECAUSE of it.

 

[Newbierock]

I've never really done anything that crazy, when I was at my uttermost spun, (too many tabs in too short a time) I was at some shadey house party of a friend of a friend of a friend...lots of shadey people pillin everywhere. totally bad vibes and it just kept getting more intense so I bailed and spent about an hour being very scared making my way home..

 

[Solipsis]

Man that has to be this past NYE, I was pretty high up there on 4-FMP out watching fireworks with a lot of people outside. This one guy had like a fire extinguisher full of gunpowder rigged with a long fuse and everything. So stupid me light up a groundflower (those things that burn and zoom and dance across the ground way too close to this damn bomb just before we realized it and hurried to keep the two apart.
That was hella stupid

 

[D3RG0AT]

I am the dumbest thing whenever I trip, I have a strong belief about set and setting. Yet, every single time I trip, I do it at the worst most uncomfortable time and places ever and having been awake the nite before & not smoking bongs. I then have the nerve to let people know their gear is shit while i'm pretty much laying there paralyzed trying to escape this bs reality & seeing rainbows every fucking where. I consider this pretty much my sub-conscious drug suicide attempt. failed again..
I also IV alot ov stuff while tripping, not sure if thats dumb, but I do miss alot! ouch!

 

[PsychedelicDoctor]

The dumbest? Jumping off a 30-40ft cliff into some cold ass Catskills mountain stream below. Mind you it was pitch black a few feet below the cliff and we were only told about this jump from other friends of ours who we were not with. I just about to peak from two tabs of OK blotter, about 10-12mg 2c-e, and I was noshing on some dried caps trying to decide how crazy I was willing to be. Suffice it to say the jump was simply marvelous, totally freeing. The cold water was wonderful too, energizing like you wouldn't believe. After that, we found our way back up to the cliff to contemplate another jump when these kids from a local culinary school came down from the mountains to hear what we were hooting and hollering about. We wound up following them up into the mountains with no flashlight, trying to care of one of out dumb drunken/xanny acquaintances. And then we all drove back to our campsite, twisted, through the twisted forests.

Wow, hindsight really clears things up. I was a fucking idiot not two years ago. How things change.

 

[PsychedelicDoctor]

hahahahahaha ....ohh man..well a little off topic but i've had some pretty intense Xperiences rollin balls at Disneyland. Tower of terror was booooomb

this post makes me extremely jealous as that has always been a dream of mine. i don't know if i will ever get that chance until I have children of my own though.

 

[ampd]

reminds me of a story my dad told me: back when he was a hippy in the 60's in college he had his final term paper to write and he decided that dropping a ton of acid would help - he spent the entire trip writing and re-writing his paper until he had condensed it down to ONE sentence; in his mind it was THE ONE PERFECT SENTENCE OF ALL TIME. in class they had to switch papers with a classmate and the person who read his paper told him it made no sense - he told the other guy that he must just not be enlightened enough to understand it.

what was the sentence?

 

[Survived Abortion]

Had sex while off my nut on Ketamine.
If I knew then what I know now, I would not have been so stupid. She was a very lovely lass!

Edit: There is nothing wrong with copulation on psychedelics per se, however in that particular circumstance I screwed up badly because she didn't like drugs. ooops lol

 

[Miss Tury]

hahahahahaha ....ohh man..well a little off topic but i've had some pretty intense Xperiences rollin balls at Disneyland. Tower of terror was booooomb

I recently went to good ol D-Land and fried my little ass off all day. We went on 2 tabs each and were in hysterical laughter talking shit about everything for 12 hours. It was PHENOMINAL!!! ALthough, Disneyland is ALREADY tripped out for you, you don't really need any psych's to feel like you're on a trip. I wouldn't call it dumb... but with all those children running amock... I'm sure we pissed off AT LEAST a few parents.

My friend who is a pink haired goth, and then me with my wacky outfit, neon pink sunglasses and silly hat... hysterically haughing and eating oranges in line for the Winnie the Pooh ride.... right.... no one had a clue. %)

 

[ActiveA]

Definitely apologizing to a guy who hated my guts while he had 20 drunk mates around him on NYE while tripping on 2C-I. They were about to beat the crap out of me and I still haven't worked out how i got out of there without being beat down.


I'm too nice on 2C-I, ordinarily I would've hit the guy.