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Dumb things to do when paranoid.

yes i hate paranoia and drugs!! argh.


one time i thought my dog was dying so i put her in the shower and told her to not die haha...




EDIT: sorry for double post.
 
But one time my friend and I were on a BR (burn run). We were smoking at our usual spot. We saw a car coming so we just started driving. We were just gonna loop back and post up again, but then we come around the corner and see flashing lights. Were like "oh shit, they set us up." "Dude, should we pitch the pipe?" We were freaking out thinking the cops actually set up a roadblock and shit to actually catch two stoners... But then we drove by and realized some retard slid off the road around a sharp turn... Then we proceeded to smoke another bowl.

Ah paranoia, gotta love it.

The reverse happened to me and one of my best mates from my hometown .. I was in CA visiting, had never heard of sobriety-check roadblocks .. I thought it was a wreck and told him to keep going; he went to jail and I walked 10 miles.

He got off and I even got some of my weed back tho, so we didn't learn any lessons :D
Except to be more paranoid ..
I'm normally nervous/paranoid, plus if I get caught with anything I'll lose everything .. So I act more sketched than most tweakers!
 
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uugghhh the worst paranoia happened this weekend...

my husband and i did a lot of coke... and boy oh boy i've never seen him this paranoid before.... we were in the living room when he started to see shadows... he would not stop looking at the fucking door or the windows... then he went to the bathroom and said someone was lowering a camera from the roof to our bathroom to spy on us.... he made me stand by the window for 2 hours just watching it to see if anyone had a camera (I wasn't paranoid... i know my limits)

then we built what he calls "the great wall of chinese"

we just moved in and didnt have any curtains or blinds up besides the ones that were there.... so we put 2 sheets across the windows.... 2 heavy blankets and 1 duvet cover.. and we were still paranoid... when we finally went to sleep my husband called the cops and said there were people in our house..

then i woke up next to my husband with a hammer in his hand.... how fucking scary....


i wonder how many people die from paranoia?
 
Visit a surveillance equipment website.
=D
especially, if the address was given to you by one of the voices you are hearing.
:D
 
uugghhh the worst paranoia happened this weekend...

my husband and i did a lot of coke... and boy oh boy i've never seen him this paranoid before.... we were in the living room when he started to see shadows... he would not stop looking at the fucking door or the windows... then he went to the bathroom and said someone was lowering a camera from the roof to our bathroom to spy on us.... he made me stand by the window for 2 hours just watching it to see if anyone had a camera (I wasn't paranoid... i know my limits)

then we built what he calls "the great wall of chinese"

we just moved in and didnt have any curtains or blinds up besides the ones that were there.... so we put 2 sheets across the windows.... 2 heavy blankets and 1 duvet cover.. and we were still paranoid... when we finally went to sleep my husband called the cops and said there were people in our house..

then i woke up next to my husband with a hammer in his hand.... how fucking scary....


i wonder how many people die from paranoia?
The potential is there, sadly.
I got speed paranoia, and it feels so real, that anyone doubting your perceptions seems insane to you at the time.
It can feel as real as this normal waking perception.

I know my limits now.
 
ill take many left and right turns until those headlights stop following me. when i get to my neighborhood, ill drive around making sure things are clear before i go inside.
 
One time i smoked weed with my best friend,there was some man that called someone on mobile and i was thinking that he is personal detective send by my parents to investigate my drugs use.He started calling after he looked at me and this started it all.I immediately started running to closest forest.I was hidden deep in the forest for entire high having paranoid auditoty hallucinatios,i was thinking that many cops are searching forest just becose some detective saw my red eyes!!! LOL :D When i came down i felt incredibly stupid for wasting my high.We laughed alot on this later,just image 17 years old high hippy pothead with paranoia attack hidden deep in the forrest,kneeling behind three,covered with dead leaves as camouflage when closest human is 500m away :D
 
years ago i was friends with a guy who was busy spending a fortune on blow. he was all freaked out one day and had a security company come and install steel shutters that came down over his doors and windows at the press of a button so that no one could peek in his windows or break in his door.

well, the first binge after that he realized you can't peek out the window if there's a steel shutter in the way...so he took a plasma torch and cut holes in it.
 
years ago i was friends with a guy who was busy spending a fortune on blow. he was all freaked out one day and had a security company come and install steel shutters that came down over his doors and windows at the press of a button so that no one could peek in his windows or break in his door.

well, the first binge after that he realized you can't peek out the window if there's a steel shutter in the way...so he took a plasma torch and cut holes in it.


That definitly sounds like something I would do.. haha

Because of our little "incident" last weekend... I went out and bought 12mil room darkeners... and the heaviest curtain from ceiling to floor you could find. It looks actually really good... and it saves his ass from looking out then all the time...

BUT!!! The steal shutters sounds like a sure awesome plan %)
 
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