oh man i've got heaps
heres one i posted on a different thread the other day
I was driving along a reasonably deserted road, and had been awake for 7 nights. I was going ker-razy.
Anyway I see a cop car driving along, and I assume they are after me. Why me? I do not know, but I totally convinced myself someone had tipped off that I would be driving up here, I did a U-turn and went for a 2 hour detour to the opposite side of town, convinced they could still see me. I couldn't see them and tried to rationalise thoughts, but then the idea came to my head that they had an invisible car (circa james bond..) and also thought the birds and trees were tipping the cops off on where I was.
I ran out of my car and dumped about 2 grams of shards in the bin, plus my pipe.
Satisfied they would have no proof, I drove home still scared out of my mind and superglued my windows shut and locked my front door, made sure all the curtains were totally closed.
I turned my mobile and computer off (just incase they could track me through them) and sat on my couch for 24 hrs peeping out windows til I finally fell asleep 'cos I chucked all my shards in the bin. Someone would have had a lucky day going through that bin, $800 bucks worth.
Another is when me and a group of mates came up with a theory that another mate was an undercover cop, working against us. (Thing is, this HAS HAPPENED BEFORE TO US!!)
So we suddenly start stop saying all incriminating things around him, we are full blown tweakers stayin awake for about a week@ a time, so we are not thinking straight of course. Anyway, this "cop" was a meth user too, one day he is over and asks me if I got any gear on me. Of course I start rantin on about how drugs are bad and how I would never be involved in it (this made no sense as he had seen me light up about a million pipes)
Anyway we all finally went to sleep .. Just woke up thinkin wtf?????????????!
This is another funny one;
I started comin up with 'spectacular theories about the universe'
one was that our universe is simply a tiny atom in another parallel universe, and there and trillions upon trillions of different universes. I thought that maybe those atoms were inside a teacup in the next universe,etc. But I started freakin out about it, thinking I had discovered the secret of the universe and thinkin someone will one day smash the tea cup. Of course logic had gone out the window, and I knew I was bein a douche at the bak of my head, but after been sleep deprived and methed up for that long your brain just doesn't function normally!
I start thinkin that if we sin some dickhead in the next universe or whatever will break the teacup, like karma or whatever. Anyway that freaked me out for a few days, and ever since then I am careful with my teacups hahahaha (no joke though..brains a bit fried)
ahhh and also once i was stayin in a hotel.. room service knocks on the door and I had been awake an OBSCENE AMOUNT OF TIME, 10 days or so (never do that) so I start thinkin its some mass murderer disguised as room service, or somethin along those lines. I hide under the bed, room service comes in assumin im not in there, cleans and leaves.
I stayed under the bed for about 3 hrs, except I got out once 2 get my pipe, baggie and lighter, rofl