Dumb excuses

[xpotential]

getting caught/ questioned by someone while being completely off your face.
you mind goes completely blank, and you say the first thing that comes to your head.

the most recent one that comes to mind happened only a few days ago.
i was rolling around on the cement of my backyard at around 3am, tripping on DXM majorly when my step dad comes out of nowhere, i open my eyes and find him like 30cms away from my face. i almost literally jumped out of my skin.
him-"why are you wearing 2 pairs of jeans? actually its more like 1 and a half..."
i look down. i have my left leg in the right leg of a second pair of jeans. the other leg is wrapped around my waist from rolling around and i say...
"im.. making a dress"
he looks at me weirdly and leaves. i notice that hes only wearing a towel but that might have just been the DXM. i sitting there for like 10 mins after just repeating 'what the fuck' in my head over and over.

anyway, i know we've all been in this situation at least once. so share yours

 

[szuko000]

One time my friend and i were peaking on 5 hits of good acid. He got called down stairs and i didnt think anything of it. He comes up like 5 minutes later and i ask him whats wrong as hes clearly disturbed by what just happened. He goes "The police are here hide the acid" the expression on his face is like burned into my memory the sheer horror on it as he uttered those words and ran back down stairs.

So i get all worried and dont know what to do i end up shoving my 60 hits into the corner of the room and sit far away from them. It wouldnt have done anything if they searched but i was tripping hard and freaked out i wasnt thinking clearly. About 10 minutes go by and i know im going to have to go down stairs. When i finally do go down stairs they asked basic questions what did we do tonight, when did we get back. They were trying to make sure my story matches his. It did obviously like we didnt commit any crime we went to a concert came back and tripped.

As it turns out someone my friend knew freaked out on acid (took it on his own we had no idea). He had showed up at the house yelling and screaming we wernt there at the time so we had no idea. I kept quiet but my friend tried explaining to them he was probably high on cough syrup and perhaps mushrooms or something. I just remember the police going "what do you mean he drank cough syrup like drank a bottle, why is he sick or something?"

So maybe the story isnt about our poor answers but the fact that 3 cops didnt know you could get high off of cough syrup. Came so close to being horrible. Cops, tripping on acid, having 120 hits, and getting questioned about a drug related disturbance while im on probation, call it what you may but that was the strongest acid trip of my life.

Cops look funny on acid like we were all unshaven not exactly dressed up and go down stairs to talk to these guys with shiney things on their nice pressed uniforms. Their radios making that crazy screeching noise as they talk numbers into their shoulders. Im surprised we kept it cool.