drunk txt to someone. Opinions please

[Mugz]

I cant stop thinking of you,
O what shall i do,
You're the angel in my world,
O how can i recoil,
Could you feel the same way,
Only hope for today.

 

[L2R]

better than my standard
"i love you
r tits"

when i get really hammered, i've been known to send this message to everyone.

 

[UnfortunateSquid]

Drunk texting ftl.

Quite poetic for a pissed-up SMS, the "O"s might be a bit much though :D

 

[Deleted member 81238]

"I love the way you smell", sometimes works.

 

[Pimp Lazy]

Thank you. I ate canteloupe for lunch.

PAX,
PL

P.S.- Not quite my bag, but I guess it works. I've never felt pleading does any good.

 

[Beatlebot]

Why do you recoil? That's a bit of a mixed message to be sending someone.

 

[UnfortunateSquid]

He asked "how can I recoil", insinuating that he can't recoil?

 

[KeisaCheeba]

damn dude...thats gnar...you probably shouldn't do that anymore

 

[New]

That's a rather poetic drunk txt. I don't think I could do that well when drunk.

 

[Mugz]

damn dude...thats gnar...you probably shouldn't do that anymore

what the hell does gnar mean

 

[red647]

hahaha gnar!

thats a wicked text i send pretty whack messages too
altho

HEY MAN IM ROLLIN FUCK FUCK HAHA YOU SHOULD BE HERE MAN WE HAVENT HUNG IN AGES HAHA FUCK AAHA ANYWYA DUDE IM GONNA GO DANCE MY HEART OUT XOXOOXOXOXOX!!!!!

 

[Ghost_of_Caress]

I like "You wanna have phone sex?...without the phone? If not, could you just send me a pic of your boobs." No lie - I received this text once. It didn't work, but I almost wet myself laughing. (Caress needs Depends). Yours is much more creative.

 

[KeisaCheeba]

what the hell does gnar mean

derivative of Gnarley...old surfer lingo for intense