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drunk txt to someone. Opinions please

better than my standard
"i love you
r tits"

when i get really hammered, i've been known to send this message to everyone.
 
Thank you. I ate canteloupe for lunch.

PAX,
PL

P.S.- Not quite my bag, but I guess it works. I've never felt pleading does any good.
 
That's a rather poetic drunk txt. I don't think I could do that well when drunk.
 
hahaha gnar!

thats a wicked text i send pretty whack messages too
altho

HEY MAN IM ROLLIN FUCK FUCK HAHA YOU SHOULD BE HERE MAN WE HAVENT HUNG IN AGES HAHA FUCK AAHA ANYWYA DUDE IM GONNA GO DANCE MY HEART OUT :) XOXOOXOXOXOX!!!!!
 
I like "You wanna have phone sex?...without the phone? If not, could you just send me a pic of your boobs." No lie - I received this text once. It didn't work, but I almost wet myself laughing. (Caress needs Depends). Yours is much more creative.
 
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