Misc *drum roll* Badum Tsssss - Please Welcome...the hobbit, Cane2theLeft

[Jabberwocky]

sexy time nao? damn, cane's gettin pussy already and he's only been a mod for a day.

"mod for a day, pussy for a lifetime" - from the famous OD Moderator, leftwing

 

[Rogue Robot]

please.

my goods are spoken for.

 

[Jabberwocky]

i need goods and servicing

 

[Rogue Robot]

switch hands?

 

[Cane2theLeft]

My goods are very much available for a limited time only for a very affordable price

 

[Jabberwocky]

^my good needs servicing, pal. so get on yer knees, new guy

*unzips*
*thudd on the ground*

switch hands?

do you know how dry and crusty my hands get in the winter weather especially after rubbing come all over them!

can you buy me a fleshlight?

 

[Rogue Robot]

What's wrong with a sandwich bag full of applesauce?

Related reading:

NSFW:

Have you ever made a "fee-fee"? (Put those rubber bands to use!)

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[Jabberwocky]

^oh god, i remember that thread. i ruined my dvd/vcr combo because of D's!

 

[Mr Blonde]

This has become a dirty, dirty thread.

Bitches Brew for the win.

 

[Rogue Robot]

Expand your mind, Mr B.

 

[Mr Blonde]

^ Hey, I didn't say I was against it being dirty.

Besides, I think I was the first one to mention sex in here so kudos to me. :D

Also RR, who are the senior mods that cover BDD?

 

[Captain.Heroin]

switch hands?

LOLOLOLOL

Or buy a fleshlight.

*thudd on the ground*

Was this Cane dropping to his knees, or Lefty's trouser snake hitting the ground?

Wait, I don't want to know. 8(

can you buy me a fleshlight?

I bought one and got two (for the price of one) - guess they made a mistake. If you can afford the S&H she's all yours.

What's wrong with a sandwich bag full of applesauce?

ROFLMAO!!!!

Canegratuations!

Don't you mean... Canegratulations? Canegratuations would be what you tell him if he graduated from college, which I think he already has if I'm not mistaken?

 

[HighonLife]

I bought one and got two (for the price of one) - guess they made a mistake. If you can afford the S&H she's all yours.

Buying and using a pre-owned fleshlight.....fuckin nasty

 

[Captain.Heroin]

Buying and using a pre-owned fleshlight.....fuckin nasty

Since he'd only be paying for the S&H I would consider it a donation, and would find a way to write it off while itemizing during the next tax season.

 

[HighonLife]

^^ dont e-file then, i doubt they have a box to click for pocket pussy.....you'll prob have to write it in

 

[Mr Blonde]

Good morning OD! What's happening with ya'll?

 

[Kurrupt]

Day 2 1/2 of oxycodone detox (average 300mg a day) and I feel totally fine, wtf is going on BL?

 

[Mr Blonde]

^ That's cool, glad you are feeling OK.

Man I feel pumped like I wanna do something but I haven't got anything and I'm just sitting here posting on BL with nothing else to do...

 

[Rogue Robot]

Also RR, who are the senior mods that cover BDD?

Bluelight Senior Moderators - Who Covers Which Forums?

Short answer, purplefirefly.

 

[Mr Blonde]

^ Awesome cheers RR!

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