orange floyd
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Yeah thats the response most people give me. This piece of shit coke dealer robbed a good friends house we were partying at, having his friends drive up and run in the house. They got off with a lot of jewelry but the coke dealer wasn't so lucky to make it to the getaway car before everyone hanging out in the backyard noticed and ambushed him.
They beat his ass and called up his friends, holding him ransom in the shed where we partied on a regular basis, and his friends refused to return the stolen property so my boys refused to let the scumbag go, and called the cops to come arrest him. They saw him ditch coke somewhere in the backyard, but couldn't find it for about two weeks.
Finally one day my friend finds this bag, and seeing as how it was free he decided "let me try and see if i can make some crack out of this" (kids never smoked crack, still to this day lol.) So one night, I'm in the shed, just drank a fifth of whiskey with my friend pretty quick and was starting to down some beers, when my friend pulls out this back of crack and a sheet of tin foil out of nowhere. "It's still wet, we gotta dry this shit off" he said as he poured the crack on the tinfoil, and people began waving lighters underneath trying to dry out this wet crack.
My wasted ass trying to be funny walks over to the sheet of tin foil, cups my hands around my mouth (the way you would to project your voice if you were screaming), and put my head about 6 inches away from the tin foil sheet with crack on it and took a big inhale, thinking at most it would feel like i took a tiny bump. Next thing i know BOOM! crackhit, fastest and most intense stimulation I've ever felt for about 5 second.
The first words to come out of my mouth as i saw him across the room holding up the bag of crack were "GIVE ME MORE", then my rational brain kicked in and said "NO, you are NOT taking ANOTHER hit of crack, you shouldnt have taken that FIRST ONE." Next was "give me a beer and the funnel right fucking now" (mind you i can barely chug half a beer at once normally), followed by "give me another fucking beer to funnel", followed by "i still feel cracked out we need to smoke a blunt right now." The main rush lasted about 5 seconds, but boy i felt like i just blew an 8ball for the next 3 hours.
Then my asshole friend puts a white rolled up smoking object to my lips sayihng "its a joint nigga hit it!" and i take a pull, only to realize its a cigarette. Now mind you I've never been a cigarette smoker, always hated them, and nowdays i actually get panic attacks instantly from smelling it.
Of course I freaked out on him, he told me he thoguht it would calm me down. "Why the FUCK would you give me MORE stimulants to calm me down from the stimulants im ALREADY too stimulated on you goddamn retard?!" Finally we smoked the blunt, drank some more beers, and about 45 min after takign the hit, more people came into the shed, who i didnt want to know i smoked crack so i had to hold myself together. The rest of the night consisted of a lot more binge drinking and dancing for hours.
And THAT, my dear friend, is how I accidentally smoked crack
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