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drug vending machines?!?!

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invictus

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What do you guys think would happen if you could get any dope "snack" simply by putting some change in a vending machine, punching in your selection, and voila?

Personally, I think black people would go out of business and stoners would think it was a giant coca cola "conspiracy," and would only buy weed still from cannabis clubs. Also, I think the world elite would invest in those change machines that break 1, 5, 10, and 20 dollar bills into quarters. The company that makes those machines would do really well for itself, too.
 
By dope your reffering heroin or weed? Dope is what we call H around here, occasionaly meth as well. Anyways, I think a bunch of sick junkies are gonna try and find a way to break that shit open and steal the dope lol...
 
that's why they would make them like pinball machines. The vending machine would say "Tilt" and dispense bunk product in case of a robbery.
 
He's talking about weed I think, because he says that stoners would still buy weed from "Cannabis clubs". Lol.
Anyways,
I see a spot for you in Colorado. You'll need a very strong material for it so junkies aren't robbing it. You've got a wonderful thinking mind. Lol
 
Lol @ the tilt function =D... I thought there were already medical cannabis vending machines, I think there's one or two in cali but I've gotta double check, I'm almost positive they exist though. There's also crack pipe vending machines in canada...
 
no it would stock all products, just illegal narcotics would say "not for human consumption" and they would have sticky fingers or keychains in those plastic bubbles, as it's not illegal to buy those things, the narcotics would be in a dessicant packet.
 
In that case you can bet those machines won't last long lol, nah but if they're like the MJ machines I think they've got security guards. Either way It would put an end to a bunch of "crime" (selling drugs shouldn't be a crime in the first place :\), the govt would make mass amounts they should've been making in the first place, and I would be one happy camper with my non adulterated drugs :D. But then again this will never happen because the poor private prisons and big pharma would lose out on their money, poor fellas... they don't have enough of our money....
 
I think that's one of the medical marijuana dispensaries but I still have a feeling I can buy it somewhere​ online.
 
Buy the machine or the weed? You can have weed delivered to your home from dispensaries, it's so easy to get a medical card out here it's not even funny. There are doctors that you will go to and they basically do all the talking for you and just give you the OK... the whole process is a joke, might as well legalize it for everyone. "So your arm hurts?, here's a reccomendation for weed" =D!!! From then on you can order weed as easily as a pizza, I <3 cali
 
i tried getting weed from the docs in the Midwest. I told them it hurts when I touch my ribs, back, legs and head. The doctors said I had a broken finger and gave me a prescription for Xanax, methamphetamine, and OPs...I said damn nigga you like a dope vending machine lol I need chronic for my chronic pain. He said he heard that but there was nothing he could do. That's why I want to invent these dope vending machines.
 
Doctors make it way easy to get prescriptions. My friend got in an accident, nothing hurt, just handed him Hydrocodone lol.
 
lol no way. If it was me, I would have chucked a handful of ibuprofen 800s at him with prescription strength.

plot twist:

Doctors are dope vending machines.
 
once the tilt function engages, you're only going to have bunk dope to sell off, which may or may not be a good idea, and a broken machine that you can either sell for scrap prices, or hold onto it for a few hundred years and sell to rick harris from pawn stars for 2200, best offer.
 
the grasshopper in the dam has something similar you go to a glass case on the wall i think its like a dumb waiter. choose your selection pay the euros and press the button. its shit too expensive you cant see what you are buying and their quality is crap too.. a tourist trap really
 
that's unfortunate, I'm thinking you'd have much more success for selling fire shit for quarters, 75 cents tops. You know those machines where you put a quarter in and get a bubble gum ball? Imagine getting a chunk of dope that big and heavy for 25 cents. All the addicts would get really spendy at those machines, you'd pretty much capture all the business. And once you get your supply side logistics taken care of, ie buy in bulk one billion dollars at a time and get those chunks for 5 cents tops, your profit graph would be like an expotential growth, just taking off.

Eventually you could put a machine in every house in the world, just buy a lot of coin sleeves to hold your loot. I'd put out a youtube tutorial to teach addicts to rob coinstars, so they'd have dope money and leave my shit alone.
 
You title the thread "Dope vending machines" then talk about weed, and now all of a sudden its heroin.

Which is it so I can edit the title to make it clear.
 
would you edit a coke machine because they sold Dr. Pepper?

bad example,

because dope is heroin, meth, and weed. ask my probation officer if you don't believe me.

idk, make it say drug vending machine, that's what I meant by dope.
 
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