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Ismene2

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Anyone had experience with drug tests? How long would it take to pass a urine cannabis test? Im gonna be 16 days clean but I do like my edibles.
 
I've chalked fuck on that job - there's other jobs that don't want a drug test. I was looking at how long it takes to get it out of your system for heavy use and it's about 90 days. Too long to wait.
 
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I've chalked fuck on that job - there's other jobs that don't want a drug test. I was looking at how long it takes to get it out of your system for heavy use and it's about 90 days. Too long to wait.
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Yeah, seriously everyone has a lil blood in their thc system..fuck them all. So intrusive.

Anyway, I used to always go certo - fruit pectin works 💪

Nowadays if someone/job really wants my piss - they will get synthetic..because fuck that!
 
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drug testing questions are not allowed --- feel free to message me though.

I have offered to personally field UA questions so they wouldn't be banned...

16 days depends on if you a chronic smoker --- Took me over 60 days to pass at 50 ng/ml -- had no choice but to cheat a little bit DESPITE ABSTINENCE.

Edibles do stay in your system a little longer -- depends how much THC you eat and how often I suppose.

In one world dilution
 
I failed my last drug test - they found some blood in my drugstream

I eat an OO capsule of D9 most days
 
Not blood in the drugstream! Bastards

Whats 00 in mgs? I would google "N2's dilution method" and "profofpot" --- the latter having the newer info but both are the basic pillars.

You can get THC drugtests online for like 70 cents a piece, get plenty. You can also get the strips to see if you will pass specific gravity, creatinine, and PH -- Get those too.

That way the day you take the test you know everything is good (or not) grab em in as bulk as possible.

Best case situation you are a bodybuilder as they have 10x more creatinine in they systems than most couch potatoes and if you pass for creatiniine you can fail for specific gravity and PH and still pass. (So you could dilute 10x as much as most ppl)

If not specific gravity is your next best bet imo -- mixed with dilution of course. Creatine does not metabolize into creatinine in a linear (Predictable) and large enough amount to sway that too much.
 
Ive chalked fuck on it. Told em i didnt want the job.

That cannabis driving law is a bastard - basically if you use cannabis every day you WILL fail the roadside test. Imagine the insurance after a drug driving conviction for 20 year olds - they already pay thousands
 
Idk I manage. Don't let ppl get ahold of your bodily fluids.

The job situation sucks -- Ya shoulda pressed through. I once had a family member who got a job driving professionally in detroit despite failing for THC "Everyone else failed for cocaine or opiates, were just gunna look the other way on pot"

BTW if you would have MENTIONED IT WAS FOR WORK I would have told you to get some "Urine luck" or something similar and when you are employed a whizzinator for "Randoms" (Which really aren't random at any work place Ive known the workings of)

Unless the law changed in the US they cannot idk the word, stand there and watch you piss unless it is for the legal system.

Those roadside tests we are gunna have to get around either legally (I.E you are not "High" the entire time THC is in your system) or simply find a way to defeat that test. (Ideally the former)

BTW anyone in the US that smokes pot and owns a gun can now have there home entered with no warrant - or maybe the verdict on that hasnt came in but it was lookin bad!. (Do your own research and tell me there) lol
 
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Ive chalked fuck on it. Told em i didnt want the job.

That cannabis driving law is a bastard - basically if you use cannabis every day you WILL fail the roadside test. Imagine the insurance after a drug driving conviction for 20 year olds - they already pay thousands
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I’ve got a couple of drug tests I can send you if you want?
 
Cheers Login - but I'm gonna lay off thc. It's a liability cos I'm driving and if I get in any accident it will be an automatic drug test from the employer.

Shame - I loved eating D9.
 
That is honestly a completely logical adult decision that nobody should dog you for.

Totally coulda got you past that firs test still though!

If you change your mind look into substitution -- it is what most US workers do. ( In case of an accident you may be tested by LEO not work, in which case you may be fuckered )
 
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Cheers Login - but I'm gonna lay off thc. It's a liability cos I'm driving and if I get in any accident it will be an automatic drug test from the employer.

Shame - I loved eating D9.
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I've only been drug swiped once.

Got pulled due to 'intel' provided by some cunt I know. Caught me with a gram of weed and several RCs, including 2CB which had already been scheduled under the MODA.

I fuckin passed the test, which was as big of a surprise for me as it was for the cops!

They confiscated the weed, and left me the rest... :LOL:
 
Hats off to anyone who has had there RC's handed back. They prolly looked up one saw it was legal and figured they were all loophole substances or someshit

I had shrooms taken out of my house than they never showed up on the charges like at all -- no idea how old they were (Legitimately decades prolly) dont think they tested positive
 
I got busted for cultivation several years back. As well as a couple of ounces of weed which was curing in jars, they found a jar full of liberty caps, several RCs and a bottle of poppers.

They confiscated the weed, mushrooms and poppers, but left the rest.

I got off with a caution for the weed and mushrooms, even though mushrooms are Class A in the UK.

Then they offered me the bottle of poppers back because its totally legal.

I said "no thanks, its shit anyway" :LOL:
 
Yeah I got busted for mushrooms and mescaline (2 kilos of peruvian torch) 22 years ago but they were so rare back then they had no way of calculating their value - they said I had a thousand capsules of dried shrooms and estimated it at a street value of £18.
 
a thousand capsules of dried shrooms "Worth" abitrary AF --- 2 kilosthough! --- 18lb street value is like two doses --- you got real lucky

lol 22 yrs ago shrooms were between 35-40 an 8th here (Ouch!) now they are cheaper as a few states decriminalized/legalized (Not mine but enough they around legit)
 
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Yeah I got busted for mushrooms and mescaline (2 kilos of peruvian torch) 22 years ago but they were so rare back then they had no way of calculating their value - they said I had a thousand capsules of dried shrooms and estimated it at a street value of £18.
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18 fuckin quid? They usually overestimate the value, not grossly underestimate it.

Bloody muppets!
 
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