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Drug Test : Everyone please help out

GetReady2Roll

Bluelighter
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Baton Rouge
Wasup all? Well, I`m getting a drug test this coming friday. And what my mom says, they are testing for everything. Ok, I haven`t rolled in about....2-3 months, and I just smoked some weed yesterday, lol. But what can I do to help my possibilities of passing the test? I already have a little bottle of my boys piss, but how about if they hair test me? Could they match them both up and tell one of them is not mine? Just tell me everything I should know. Any help will be GREATLY appreciated! Thanks a lot
 
dude, if they're giving you a hair test, i think you're fucked...i'm sure someone who knows a little more about it will be able to help more, but hair tests go back a long fuckin way...and the weed you smoked yesterday probably didn't help...hehe...so i suggest you get some more info and come up with a plan...good luck!
 
Having someone else's urine won't help you, since there is a temperature strip on the container they put the pee into, and fresh pee isn't cold. Plus, sometimes if you take the drug test for a legal reason, like because of probation, parole, etc., they will watch you pee into the cup to make sure it's untainted. I think your best bet is to go to a head shop and buy some of the detox stuff. I've heard it actually works if you follow the directions exactly. Good luck. :)
 
You know it would be nice if JUST ONCE someone who posted one of these panic posts would ever follow up to let people know the outcome. I bet I've read at least 25 posts from people in a panic who ask for advice on how to pass a test, and not a single person has ever bothered to post the results and what they did to acheive them. How bout a first here????? Give something back.
 
well..i have been tested before, lucky me I was clean...a normal hair drug test. will only go back 3 months..true it is possible to go back some years, but it is expensive..
as far as your question on finding out if it is yours or not? are you referring to the urine or hair?
in all the hair test i have known about...they cut when you there taking the test..they take it from three different sections..i know they sell things to clean the drugs out of your hair..i have "heard" of this working. meaning for employment, i know a girl who was smokin weed, bought some shampoo, toke the test and is employed..good luck...im sure someone else can be more help....
 
from what i've heard, hair tests are EXTREMELY rare. probably the only reason you're likely to have that is b/c of criminal chargs/probation or something, not a drug test thats bein "given to everybody". but i don't know much about drug tests. considering i just took one monday after having done meth on friday. it had been 72 hrs and i drank a lot of water. but...i have this feeling i failed. :(
~*~kristen~*~
 
Ok, heres the deal. The only way I can get off of punishment is if I pass this drug test. I dont know if they are piss testing me, hair testing me, or whatever. My mom did tell me they were testing everything. If this helps any, it costs $30 for this test. Anyways, I started to take some AZOs this morning, and now my piss is turning orange. So evidentally its beginning to work. How about this : if I got some of a friends piss, same age as me. And get him to piss in a bottle and I suck it up in a visine bottle and stick it under my arm pit to keep it at body temperature?? I heard that may work out. But I just dont know. Any suggestions will be GREATLY appreciated. And dont worry, I`ll keep you all posted on what I do and the outcome of everything. Thanks everyong, I appreciate your concerns.
 
Ok, heres the deal. The only way I can get off of punishment is if I pass this drug test. I dont know if they are piss testing me, hair testing me, or whatever. My mom did tell me they were testing everything. If this helps any, it costs $30 for this test. Anyways, I started to take some AZOs this morning, and now my piss is turning orange. So evidentally its beginning to work. How about this : if I got some of a friends piss, same age as me. And get him to piss in a bottle and I suck it up in a visine bottle and stick it under my arm pit to keep it at body temperature?? I heard that may work out. But I just dont know. Any suggestions will be GREATLY appreciated. And dont worry, I`ll keep you all posted on what I do and the outcome of everything. Thanks everyong, I appreciate your concerns.
 
If it was only 30 dollars it was 'most likely' a urine test kit....and for 30 dollars, I believe it is a very cheap piss test. So, you are already in luck. I have heard that you can put vinegar (I think) on your fingers, and then piss on your fingers...and let it then fall in the cup, it will help you pass. A 'great' site to check out is http://marijuana.com ...go to their discussion board/forum, it has an entire section dedicated to urine testing, and just about every possible thing you can do to help you pass has been brought up.
 
Well, the only drug you need to worry about is the weed you smoked, and I hope you only smoked a little. Anything else will be out of your system by Friday. If you try the visine thing, make sure you have enough to fill the sample bottle. Is it a take-home test? I doubt your mom is going to watch you actually stick your dick in the cup and piss, so you should be able to use your friend's urine. And if it is a home test, temperature shouldn't be that much of a problem. If the sample is a bit cold, and actually does have a temp. strip on it, hold it between your hands for a while or run warm water over it. It would help to know if this is a home test, or if you are going to a lab for the test.
 
Well, nope. It is not an in home test kit. I am actually going to a lab or whatever for this shit. She is being rediculous about it all. Hope ths helps!
 
Originally posted by GetReady2Roll:
Well, nope. It is not an in home test kit. I am actually going to a lab or whatever for this shit. She is being rediculous about it all. Hope ths helps!
You can also use a chemical heat pack (hand warmer) to keep your friend's piss warm.
Are you a cronic weed smoker? If this was a one time weed thing for a long time- it'll most likely be out of your system. Keep in mind- if this is a lab that does this for a living- they will test for adulturants that people commonly use to pass. Drink a lot of water to dilute, but they may ask you to come back/fail you for urine that is obviously diluted from over drinking of water- but that WILL give you more time.
doc
 
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