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ok im on my 2nd dui and i need to get weed out of my system...my new local smoke shop bullshits you with this fake "herbal buds" they claim it gets high but doesnt...they have this detox shit that makes u clean for 6 hours...is this true or bullshit...he said they also have detox that will clean you out for good.. i dont believe it cuz it doesnt make sense
 
Green tea ..
It binds to fat cells (which is where thc is stored in your body) and cleans them out .


+ excersise
 
I've tried those teas and still tested positive. They are bullshit.

^the above poster is right. Green tea, lots of exercise. I'd also add 100% cranberry juice. Not the ocean spray crap, but the kind with nothing else added to it.
 
^its true, soon someone will hit the snitch button and your thread will be closed,

So I'll be brief

First method---Dilution---Drink a ton of POWERADE instead of water, 4 full 32 oz powerades 4 hours before the test, one each hour till a half hour till test time.

You will need to add two things to your powerade and you will pass specific gravity, the test for dilution that most probation does

1. add 1 tablespoon of salt to each 32 oz powerade...yes it will be gross, no you will never like powerade again

2. eat a ton of tums, this also gets your specific gravity up so you will not be caught diluting

THE LONGER YOU GO WITHOUT SMOKING THE BETTER THIS WORKS, AT LEAST A WEEK IS NEEDED, 12 DAYS WAS WHAT IT TOOK ME EVERY TIME

2. Substitution--See Whizinator

Most importantly keep the piss the right temperature.
 
smokeymcpot42088 said:
^its true, soon someone will hit the snitch button and your thread will be closed,

So I'll be brief

First method---Dilution---Drink a ton of POWERADE instead of water, 4 full 32 oz powerades 4 hours before the test, one each hour till a half hour till test time.

You will need to add two things to your powerade and you will pass specific gravity, the test for dilution that most probation does

1. add 1 tablespoon of salt to each 32 oz powerade...yes it will be gross, no you will never like powerade again

2. eat a ton of tums, this also gets your specific gravity up so you will not be caught diluting

THE LONGER YOU GO WITHOUT SMOKING THE BETTER THIS WORKS, AT LEAST A WEEK IS NEEDED, 12 DAYS WAS WHAT IT TOOK ME EVERY TIME

2. Substitution--See Whizinator

Most importantly keep the piss the right temperature.
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thank you! i no fucking snitches always ruin something important...the problem is this is the only area that you get a lot of people to view so you get some real responses
 
ive already got 2 yellow infractions and one red one. (stupid reasons IMO)

i cant add to the info for i feel the powers that be are just itching to ban me.


i will however say -
good luck.


and aye the Whizzinator! fake penis :P
makes me giggle everytime
 
Sega-- Bluelight has gone a little idk right wing, lately.

Ive had like 30 posts deleted this week.

We must uprise.

viva la revoluuuu--cheeee--oonnn
 
not so much right wing as certain moderators need to be put in their place.

im not going to divulge info, as every infraction/argument bar one has been resolved in a peaceful and logical manner.

still one more and im probably gonna get banned all because some wee prick didnt like what i had to say or took it wrongly.

"this is life, the real world, people are gonna say things you dont agree with - get used to it!"




lets make him proud, smokey -

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Really now?

Rules are pretty clear and simple to me, idk about the rest of you.

Sorry but bluelight is a harm reduction website and drug testing and related questions are not allowed.

Check out the CD guidelines for a link to the archived Mega thread, it will probably answer your questions.
 
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