Drug stories you have heard that sound like bullshit

[ixy]

The worst had to be when this kid told me that he used to be addicted to heroin when he was 12. he says his friend's older brother used to shoot up him and his friend every day after school for free. I asked why the older brother gave them free heroin everyday, and the kid told me it was because he was in a gang. He says he just stoped doing it one day and doesn't remember going through withdrawal. Then he proceded to tell me that eventually everyone just gets bored of heroin and that's why there are no 40 year old junkies, because every one gets bored of it and stops doing it. It was so obvious he had never toutched dope in his life i didn't even know how to respond.

A close second is a kid i met in rehab (he was 16) who insisted he imported thousands of pills at a time from other countries. He said he could get OC 80's for half a cent each, but you had to buy 5,000 of them. And he said he used to get pounds of pharmacutical grade heroin from switzerland pressed into pills. The best part is that he convinced his shrink he was telling the truth and she told everyone to stop laughing at him because it was true.

 

[psykoman]

I know a dude who supposedly took 22 ecstasy pills in a night. I would call bullshit, but there were several witnesses, and this guy isn't really the bragging type. He also had a disgusting tolerance and weighed about 350 pounds.

when i was shifting pills i once took over 40 pills over a few days. it gets to the point they stop working and ive seen many take 10 - 20 without even thinking over a session.

not that far fetched especial when it comes to MDMA.

psyko!

 

[psykoman]

The best one i ever heard was from some retarded guy at a party. I had a few rocks and was trying to find a tube or something to make a pipe, as i had broken my glass pipe. So i go up to this guy and ask him if he knows where i can get a pipe he says: "i know this dealer who sell the best crackpipes in town, they are made outta 100% pure nicotine". I slapped him

thats some funny ass shit mate!!

i LOL'ed hard!

 

[wtblife]

This is one that is actually true and sounded pretty fucking awesome even though I don't have all the details... Summed up: My friend dropped a quad of shrooms and was going on an adventure and lost all his shit and then road on top of a train to get home. I've only seen people ride trains in movies so I thought it seemed pretty sweet, especially on a quad, that would be insane.

 

[psykoman]

u aint gonna tell me when niggas who pump pills in the hood make them shits in they crib and yea; its cut wit everything. i kno when i take a fuckin pill and it feels like i just took a 5 shot of diesel when im noddin out and the shit brittle as fuck and tastes like dope. and yea even the littlest bit of coke or dope in a pill with mdma will absolutely fuck u up harder. maybe pills in ur hick as town are str8 mdma (laugh) but in the hood thats wat it is. str8 mdma is molly either way. nd im not sittin here sayin i make pills or nething like that. but i know an uppy ass jumpoff from a dopey one; and neither mdma or meth makes u doped the fuck out. so try again.

mate you just made my day! After reading this thread and then reading ure last 2 posts its no wonder there so many stupid storys.

No matter were u are from u wont get H in ure pills - maybe ket - everyone here will say so.

fucking funny as fuck!!

Psyko

 

[Small_town_casual]

I know several people who are doing 3-5g on an average day and 6-8g on weekends. I wouldn't be so sure that its bullshit.

Well to be honest then mate they are fucking stupid, yeah it may become easier as the tolerance builds up, but that sort of amount is not good for you in anyway

 

[VerbalTruist]

american beer though?

Hey, blow it out your ass. We have great beer.

 

[rincewindrocks]

I had a guy tell me he tripped balls on 100 Micrograms of mescaline. I tried to tell him this was impossible, but he would not listen for shit.

or when people tell me they always get pills cut with mescaline

good lord

 

[RedRum OG]

snorting codeine, smoking vicodin in a blunt, dipping a blunt in cough syrup.... stupid shit like that getting people "soooo high"

 

[telepathetic]

Man, when I used to get quantity, the biggest nug I got weighed exactly 1/8 (3.5grams)

The biggest realistic sized nug I would say can be up to 1/4oz (7 grams). Thats just from my knowlede of weighing out alot of budz, getting good at eyeing it out, and seeing pics of some big outdoor nugz...

Maybe they meant a whole branch of weed, instead of just on of the nugz at the end of one of the branches.

I've seen a 14g nug

 

[habboz]

When people do coke their first time and tell you about it, and they were so "fucked up" they couldnt even walk straight

 

[a2lambretta]

I heard that ecstasy pills are cut with heroin.

 

[double ewe]

i hate when high school kids say they drank even 20 beers, after a year of dailey drinking 16 is the most i have even had,
some people lie alot about drinking, no you didn't have 26 shots of vodka, you drink occasionally, ugh,

and the people who can drink that much generally don't like to talk about it.

 

[RedRum OG]

^right. 80% of the time you can tell if the story is true or not based only on how they tell it. if theyre all acting like a little kid and excited, shit probably not. if it sort of slips out in a convo somewhere and they dont make a big deal out of it, probably true. and just their general personality is a good tell too...

 

[Jesusgreen]

A guy I know told me about eating some shrooms that were triple laced with acid. Then he explained to me that since normal shrooms are only laced with acid once (which is what trips you out), these were three times as strong as normal ones. Stupidity can be frightening.

Haha, I heard a similarly funny one, I met some guy on another drug forum, we talked on MSN, and he wanted me to hook him up - I said no but that since he lives near we could chill and have a smoke some time - only the next day we were talking and he was telling me how "White widow is weed that's genetically modified so cocaine grows on it", even after 3 hours of me explaining how that doesn't work - he was still insistent about it, eventually I gave up and blocked him.

Another friend won't try acid because he said he had a friend think they turned into an orange, and try to peel their skin with a knife. While the guy telling the story is usually a fairly honest guy, I think it's a case of him overhearing a story from someone else who heard a story going back to the original "I thought I was an orange" rumours of the past hah.

When people do coke their first time and tell you about it, and they were so "fucked up" they couldnt even walk straight

^ Hah that too. Me and a friend did coke for the first time together, I got a light buzz but not much else, he was like "Wow this is so fucking awesome!!!", running about and climbing shit, it was ridiculous. We only did a small line each too, so I don't really believe he felt that much, I think it was just his inflated ego at having tried coke, since he's the type to do drugs "because other people do"

 

[ech0s85]

i hate that shit so much. When i first started smoking weed one of my friends tried it with me like the fifth time i smoked. like ten minutes after we smoked he just starts laughing hysterically like snorting and shit, but you could tell it was totally fake, and he kept going for like 5 minutes at a time. we went to the store to get food and he started one of these bullshit laughing sessions in line it was so embarassing i just left.

 

[streets188]

How often have you heard a fellow drug user tell you a story where you've thought to yourself "That sounds like bullshit. As if".

For example, a friend of mine once told me he knew this IV meth user who didnt have any skin on a patch of his arm. You could see his veins and muscle tissue

This guy would just pop the needle into his vein without any hassle because of this.

I don't know... to me that sounded very hard to believe.

I'm sure you guys have some stories that you've thought are a bit far fetched as well. Discuss

one of my old best friends had this same problem you couldnt see viens because if your that bad your viens are gone but this is probably a true story

 

[Newbierock]

'My cousin can sort you a pound of weed no problem, oops no he never answers his phone when i'm with you guys'

Fuck you aza.

 

[GanjaCat]

friday night i was at a friends and around 4am we went out on the fire escape and there was a party going on in a flat further down and they called us over and they where all on methadrone and started telling us how "We got ripped of on our so called "5-meo-dalt" and that i was faking the fact i was buzzing, tweaking and it was impossible that i was seeing BIG triails from everything because he knows the chemist who makes all the RC's and they are all the same shit relabeled an it was really NRG-1, the reason the renamed it was because 10+ people in the UK had shot themself or hung themself due the comedown.."

God was it fun to throw that back at him and debunk it infront of his guests... Wasn't so fun when i realized a girl i slept with a few weeks back was now seeing him and she was all over me at his party ¬_¬

 

[corruptedtessa]

oh there has to be endless stories to fill this thread!! i too had heard the 10 strip of acid but apparently the girl who did it in our town became a glass of milk in an mental ward in the state lol..i have always wondered exactly how one thinks they are a glass of milk..it must be absolute terror for them if they see you know.. cookies nearby.
My best friend when i was growing up used to start telling bs stories to people we knew but not close to, and i would think 'that soo didnt ever happen' but he would always look at me with the 'play along' face lol.. its just silly.