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Drug stories you have heard that sound like bullshit

kzorro said:
LSD is battery acid
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I know someone who actually believes this and he told me that in the past he used to sell sheets of it that he laid himself. This is one of my good friends and I told him very seriously that LSD is NOT battery acid and he could have done people alot of damage. I think he sort of believes me because im one of the more experienced trippers and people know that I know my shit when it comes to drugs, but I couldnt believe it when he told me this, and he actually sold it and people actually bought it 8) I told him if he ever sold me anything like that id would literally kill him.

And to the person who was talking about people who've taken more than 20 pills in a night. I know 2 people who ate more than 2o quality MDMA caps and were fine...until the next day when they were both severely overheating in the australian summer heat, they both looked like they were dying and both said they felt like complete shit. One of the guys, the one who is my friend spent the whole day lying down in my friends loungeroom with the fan on and a wet towel over his forehead. I nearly felt sorry for them until I remembered the dumbasses did this to themselves so then I had a little chuckle abut it. Dont do the crime if you cant do the time lol
 
The one story I can't ever seem to stop hearing is that the coloring on OxyContin is the time release mechanism, and just washing it off makes the pill instant release. So fucking illogical, I have no idea how this notion is so popular that I have to explain how its bullshit at least once a week.
 
I don't have that many drug using friends, so luckily it's not that often I hear bullshit stories. I remember though that when we had drug counselling in primary school, the guy who was talking to us knew shit all and looked like he was some football playing jock who got caught with some pills and was forced to do some kind of drug-related community service to make up for it. Didn't teach us shit all except that everytime you use drugs, it makes you feel sad afterwards. 8)

And for some reason everyone in the class suddenly had 'cool' drug stories to tell, like that all their neighbours were growing marijuana or heroin trees, and that they'd been offered all sorts of drugs before but always said no.

Unfortunately I wasn't a drug user back then and certainly not as educated-to-the-extreme about them as I am now...so I didn't get to shove it all back in their faces. :\

Sometimes I wish I could be a drug counsellor. I'd love to see the looks on the kids faces when they tell me all their shitty stories and then I rip them to shreds in front of their friends!
 
-"my friend's coke is the best, don't tell anyone- he and his girlfriend make it",
-"my coke/heroin is 95% pure",
-basically anything most of the people my age (early-mid twenties) say about quality of coke especially how it is related to appearance. "fishscale/rock is the only coke i'll do because it's totally uncut". i've had really good coke on a variety of occasions that varied each time in appearence
-50mg "lauratabs" sold at the bar,
-drinking "bags" of stolen morphine from emergency room,
-"i can get acid easy"

people who debate the validity of a scientific or medical fact because it does not mesh with their previous knowledge on a subject. "that's not true, my brother did x and that proves it isn't so"
 
Psych0naut said:
Sorry to say but most most people who say they have taken 20 pills or something probablyare Americans who get nothing else but shitty, weak pills. I had to test a few pills for an American a while ago, and they were 65, 70 and 84 mg, that's just total crap. Average pills here in the Netherlands are well over 100mg, and strong ones over 200mg, sometimes around 250mg. You won't be taking 20 of those, not even with a monster tolerance.

Edit:same goes for the cannabis, I've seen so many foreign tourists, mainly Americans, who went to the coffeeshops in Amsterdam for the first time, asked for the strongest stuff they got, and 5 minutes later had a white out... It's no problem smoking an American ounce inf you got crappy weed, it's another story when you got top quality skunk.
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Hold up. I've gone to coffeeshops in amsterdam and smoked the "strongest stuff" they had, and it was pretty much on par with good weed I've smoked here in california.

I've never had any thizzles from anywhere but the bay... and i'll admit there's some bunk ones, but i've also had some that were fucking CRAZY.

So stop dick-sizing, plzkthx.
 
SonOF said:
I know a dude who supposedly took 22 ecstasy pills in a night. I would call bullshit, but there were several witnesses, and this guy isn't really the bragging type. He also had a disgusting tolerance and weighed about 350 pounds.
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I find this perfectly believeable . I know multiple people myself included that have done pills into double figures and have heard of people workin their way through more than twenty in a night
 
This is what i had to endure one night after a night out.. some hippie guy comes back to my mates house and he tries to tell me how tripping is purely to do with the hydration of your blood and it's like when you go into a desert cus it's like your body is dying and that every trip is essentially the same because it is about the slowness and thickness of your blood because your mind is your body man!

And I couldn't even begin to explain to him how idiotic and misinformed he was... i did try breifly once.. was on a harsh comedown though it was awful....

And then he was like man hippies know, you cannot trust what other people write cus what is that it is just another persons opinion at end of day blah blah blah SHUT THE FUCK UP.

One of worst moments of my life lmao.
 
I've heard someone say that "facts", aka empirical data is "just a bunch of opinions", and thyat they'll change over time. this was in the course of an argument about how "sniffing coke works because the nose is close to the brain"... it's common sense right? the sinuses lead directly into the brain, DUH! I hate ignorant people.
 
svacheme3 said:
The one story I can't ever seem to stop hearing is that the coloring on OxyContin is the time release mechanism, and just washing it off makes the pill instant release. So fucking illogical, I have no idea how this notion is so popular that I have to explain how its bullshit at least once a week.
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yeah that one is pretty bad, but most stories i hear or ideas people have about Oxycontin, especially with the 80mg ones, is that they are somehow stronger than taking 80mg of roxicodone or percocet or some other oxycodone version. or that taking 1/4 of an 80mg is somehow going to be different than taking two 10mg percocets.

biggest bullshit story is that people lace marijuana with cocaine, PCP, crack or LSD on a regular basis (to get people hooked on marijuana and the harder drug). I've smoked for almost a decade now (multiple times a day) and i've yet to be lucky enough to get the bag of pot covered in coke or crack or acid or dust. and i dont think its going to happen anytime soon either.
 
Chaos23 said:
This is dangerous, as I actually know a girl that swallowed a gram of very pure cocaine and she is actually dead. (real story)
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why does everyone know someone that got "the purest coke ever, you only need like, one bump of that shit"
 
"Me and my buds smoked a pound on 4/20 last year."

When I was in highschool some guy said he did like 7 drugs at once. Coke, weed, meth, acid, shrooms, E and vicodin. Some of that shit does not even go together.

Now that I am thinking about it I heard so much bullshit in highschool both from braggers and the anti-pot people. 20 bowls in a night, 7 blunts lit up right after another, the stories were ridiculous. One anti-pot chick would always bring up this story about how her chiwawa ate a gram of her brother's weed and almost died.
 
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i got one, a couple weeks ago this guy tells me that him and his two friends smoked 18 blunts in one night... one night?!?! wow your dumb.

BS
 
A friend of mine who's a scientist just doesn't believe that a CWE can work. She keeps telling me that the paracetamol will dissolve in the water and that it's entirely unsafe. Never mind all the data to back up the method, plus watching me filter 48 tabs then not die from liver failure... If there was 24 grams of paracetamol in the water, I would be dead!

She also refuses to accept that you can work it out roughly by measuring the weight of the solution before and after extraction... "if the filtered solution only weighs a little bit more than when it was plain water, how can 24 grams of paracetamol be in there? And what do you think is the stuff in the filters?"

So yeah she thinks my drug story is BS... just amazed that someone with a scientific mind could ignore all the evidence because drugs are bad.
 
shrooms are food poisoning, the high is just you being really sick.
acid stays in your spine for life and when you crack it you trip.
all painkillers are codeine.
marijuana is often laced with lsd, coke, heroin, mescaline.
smoking shrooms and acid.

Ecstacy is heroin and coke mixed.
ecstacy burns holes in your brain.
Real coke is pink.
Sour deisal weed is grown with heroin in it.
Of course the old i know the guy who thinks hes an orange because he took acid afew times.
i hear all kinds of stupid shit....
 
The best one i ever heard was from some retarded guy at a party. I had a few rocks and was trying to find a tube or something to make a pipe, as i had broken my glass pipe. So i go up to this guy and ask him if he knows where i can get a pipe he says: "i know this dealer who sell the best crackpipes in town, they are made outta 100% pure nicotine". I slapped him
 
This one kid in 8th grade told me that the night before him and his friends had an ounce of shrooms and a bottle of acid. He said they dipped each of the shrooms in the acid and ate the whole oz. He also said that he was at this party where there was 7 pounds of weed. He claimed tp have smoked a pound to himself in one night.

One day he told me and my friend that he had 7 onces of shrooms in his locker, and when my friend tried to buy and 8th, he claimed that they had been stolen. He didnt even care....LOL
If i had 7 ounces of shrooms stolen, i would be HEATED....he was a compulsive liar
 
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