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Drug stories you have heard that sound like bullshit

I wonder how many people have a friend of a freind that once took a 10 strip of acid and is now living in a mental institution thinking they are a glass of orange juice. Dont push him over, he will spill!8(
 
Heard it!

this is less of a story, but who's heard that "smoking a cigarette while youre high gets you X% higher"?
My favorite percentages Ive heard are 22.2 and 33
 
Some of these stories don't seem that far fetched. Either that or I am a greedy kunt.

The most far fetched story I ever heard was from a crackwhore ex-friend of mine who said she didn't spend the cash I gave her to buy herself stuff- instead she used it to pay her rent. Proven total bs when she got evicted the next week.

HAHAHA!
 
when my dealer asked me if the electronics I was trading him for pills were stolen I said no.

the truck driver that brings in the order every week says he used to smoke a pound a day.
 
I met a girl one day who was telling me that "Back in the day we used to smoke acid out of a bong." And she wasn't saying it for the lolz, but there were lolz.
 
someone who i thought was relatively experienced told me that he took molly cut with lsd... yeah right - someone will put a drug that's twice as expensive and way more sought after in caps 8) not as stupid as some of the ones posted here though... haha the guy who said the punch ate through the floor - i would have been laughing my ass off
 
My friend said his brother was at a cid party in Europe years ago, and there was a punchbowl full of juice laced with cid. Apparently the cops broke up the party and some kid who wasn't wearing a shirt got pushed into the punch bowl and "never was the same again". I call bullshit, but that must've been one hell of a trip he had.
 
dude when i tried acid all i could see was purple. i thought i was blind, there was just purpleness everywhere and i couldnt see shit, for 10 hours straight man
 
when i was about 14 i knew this girl who always trying to seem more bad-ass than everyone else. she knew i didn't use needles (or even really hard drugs for that matter), and she told me some story where she was with her boyfriend and for the past few weeks they'd been shooting coke. so one day she goes to hang out with him and he shoots her up, and she thinks it's coke, but it was actually heroin! 8)
i didn't believe her at the time (why he would do such a thing, that she wasnt able to tell the difference by the way the shot looked, etc), but i especially don't believe her now, 7 years and a lot of drugs consumed later.

EDIT: she also tried to sell me come "coke" one time. i looked at the bag and could see little red pieces from crushed up coricidin pills (which i knew she had). i told her it looked like she'd just crushed up coricidin and she said "no, dude, that's how coke like this looks." anyway, i didn't end up buying it.
 
DexDex said:
Honestly, ive seen a pretty young guy, about like 25, that used to cook the stuff and got chemical burns on about 90% of his body. He said after that he stopped cooking it...

But anyway yeah, just thought id share.
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^ thats the story I heard thats BS...well, sorta. Im pretty sure (read: 100% positive) you seen that on a meth documentary on A&E.
 
Randall Flagg said:
I had a friend once who reckoned he got high attempting to smoke Ibuprofen, seriously... "Wasn't placebo man, I swear" LOL


R.F.
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I actually had some kid tell me this same story the other day, saying he "felt numb all over"

I proceeded to laugh in his face.
 
i don't know where to start. it's usually the shit i overhear while at college or the stuff i used to hear in high school. some of the most memorable are:

"oxycontin is homemade heroin"

"smoking banana peels is a cross between pcp and acid"

i wish i could remember more. then of course there is always the "double stacked" e pill or the e pill cut with heroin/coke/mescaline ect...

the one that everyone has probably heard about the person who took acid and thought they were an orange and tried to peel their skin off. (all sorts of variation on that story)

the best are the people that have the best connection ever. they can get anything you want for a fraction of the regular price, and OMG it's the best shit ever, and they have huge quantities. "oh sorry dude his cell phone is off"
 
dankstersauce said:
the one that everyone has probably heard about the person who took acid and thought they were an orange and tried to peel their skin off.
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I have never heard that before, but that is absolutely fucking hilarious.
 
some chick drinking four sheets of cid thinking it was just water..
every time i hear someone say shrooms make your brain bleed i wanna killmyself
 
Heard just last week somebody who IS experienced in drugs, at least has taken a lot more then me and i'v done more then my fair share, talk about how he hooked up a large amount of H to be pressed in with other stuff into ePills. Suuuuuuuure. Bullshit!

P.S. Smoking an oz in a day is easy if you are vaporizing. I don't believe anyone would smoke that much other then on 4/20 or something, but I'v seen it done a couple times. A big hookah will do the trick too.
 
i know this one guy who claims he used to do a half once of coke everyday...oh, and he wasn't smoking or shooting it, this was all going up his nose. ha
 
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