So there'a a bunch of guys at a bar. They'll all drinking and having fun.
A comp walks in but heads over to the side so that they won't raelly notice him.
Then, one of the guys says really loudly, "Welp boys! Gotta ride back to my house!" As hes walkign towards to the door, he knocks over stools and bumps into numerouspeople mummering "mh soryym." He gets to the door and tries walking through it, ash he did not see the handle.
He even't gets out of the barn and whips out his keys. Slumbering, tripping over his own shoes while he's walking towards his cars, he fumbles with the keys to find the right one.
Meanwhile, the cop is just sitting at the bar laughing his ass off, thinking of how good of a deal this is gunna be. The drunkee goes up to all the cars and checks if his key fits. He does thisumerous times, about for 5 minutes, and eventurall gets to his car. He puts the keys and walks in, and the nthe police officer smiles and walks to his and says you're under arrest.
The man replies "Sorry occiffer? Wat's i do wrong?"
"You appear too drunk to drife that vehicle. Pleasewalk the straightline's test."
And the drunk does so perfectly. The officer, amazed, then asks him to do the breathalizer test. When the drunkee passes positive, the officer replies, "Damn these only machines. Guess I'llhave to take you back to station."
And the drunk replies "SOrry officer, but that won't be needed. Toay I'm the designated drunk"