HCandKROD
Bluelighter
^ No it took me about 10 years too long. Slow learner 

eh. personally i think they go together like peas n carrots, just dont get carried away
Liquor b4 beer in the clear, beer b4 liquor ull get sicker
No fat chicks
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and make sure my prostitute doesn't have a dick
take cash, not a cc or debit card to the bar
leave a $50 stashed in the wallet for cab fare
drink water at the end of the night
skip the beer and go straight to the hard liquor
treat the bartender real good
dont fuck fat chicks
fat chiks need love too, haha
^^hm, is your rule about the nicotine n caffine a personal rule or something that you've seen some kind of documentation of? just curious cuz ive never noticed any such negative effects of adding nicotine or caffine to a night of drinking (although i do recognize the dangers of mixing too much caffine with alcohol, ie redbull/vodka, jager bombs and the old 4loco)