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drinking listerine?

Dammit, everything is measured in mM (blood concentration), not mg, so I dunno how toxic the phenolic shit in there is.

And the LD50 for rats is like 980mg/kg.

Everything is fucking 980mg/kg for rats, seriously. And I dunno how their LD50s compare to humans (they're obviously far higher).
 
no offense bro, I know i'm not one to preach

But if your habit is that bad.....you need to lay off the alcohol a little bit :\

I'm going to tell you right now this shit will FUCK UP your guts.

Look at how much it burns in your mouth, now imagine swallowing that shit.....honestly. it will fuck you up man. There is no way in hell it's worth it, the pain will kill the buzz.


Here man, go to the liquor store on Friday night around 5:00 PM, that is called payday.

People will be there buying, and I am sure someone will hook you up.

Be sure to ask for Everclear if it is legal in your state, and buy a half gallon or atleast a fifth, because that will hold you over the longest. Just find a guy close to your age, that will probably be sympathetic to your cause. Expecially considering Friday is when most college parties are thrown (other than every night) So I am sure someone around 21 will be there on a beer and liquor run.
 
how fucking cheap are you that you cant buy a 6 pack or a .75 of a cheap booze. if you get poisond you deserve it for drinking listerine yet being able to afford an internet connection. become homeless, at least thats semi-understandable..... jesus man.
 
^^ I'd have to agree. Don't drink listerine or anyother alcohol containing mouthwash/cologne/whatever. Alcohol is toxic enough for the body by itself, let alone if it contains thymol, flouride, etc...do yourself a big favor and don't do it!
All of the above suggestions on how to get alcohol as a minor are a much better solution than possibly poisoning yourself in order to achieve one of the least desirable type(s) of intoxication (at least IMO)...:\
 
Last year I watched a homeless man walk into Publix, start opening random bottles of the strongest liquor they carry, and gargling them down one after the other. Someone told a manager, he came and asked the man to stop, but he just kept drinking and opening more bottles. Finally they called the police, and when they got there he was still guzzling bottles of whatever. Me and 3 friends were just laughing our asses off at the end of the isle, stoned as fuck. He got arrested and went to jail, but I think he was pretty wasted and it looked like that's what he was shooting for. About the listerine thing.....I once knew somone who drank a lot, attempting to get drunk in middle school and had to go to the hospital. I'm not sure how much it takes though.
 
I'm not 21 and have no one to buy it for me. I'll probably make some friends in college, so it'll be better. What I've been doing to drink the past 6 months is just homebrewing my own.

I just realized that if there were methanol in there, they wouldn't be required to list it as being in there, would they? I mean, isn't there a law that says if it's denatured you don't have to say how it's denatured?
 
I know in this thread you've specifically talked about alcohol but one my favorite's are benzedrex inhalers. Hey there cheap they give you a slight amped out buzz for like 2 hours and you can get em at just about any pharmacy usually about $6.50 each. Yes as pathetic as it sounds they work. Just make sure and don't try to swallow the little pieces of cotton by themselves, I found it best to cut up the little brown piece of the cotton into small rounds, empty a gelcap like from a vitamin of something and stuff it in the cap then just swallow that. Granted you'll be burping menthol-lavender type shit and its nasty but I find it a nice cheap litttle drug store high. Especailly if you have to work and you're far from your dealer, makes me work much faster and happier.
 
I am also 20 so I know where you are coming from. If you are really that hard up, just get some cooking wine from your local grocery store. Sure it tastes like ass and you will quite possibly throw up, but desperate times call for desperate measures...i was somehow able to down an entire bottle of it without puking (i dont remember it tho)
 
vanilla extract is the only way to go in your situation. find some real pure vannilla extract that is jsut alcohol, vannila flavoring, and some water. my friend pours them into milk all the time says its a great mixed drink, albeit a bit expensive.
 
Just wanting to be a tease, but in my countrie and alsmost whole of Europe you have to be 16 to buy alcohol under 15% like beer and wine.:p
 
just grab and go some 40's from the gas station. Walk in, walk back to where the alcohol is kept, grab what you want, walk up to the counter as if your going to normally purchase....put the money on the counter (more than it costs) and then just run out the door.

edit: if you can manage to get about 4$, you can get two 40's, and that should do you pretty good! :P

best of luck
 
geeze if booze is that hard to get maybe you should just try taking up another hobby .... like reading the dictionary......or doing situps while watching info-mercial.......if you can't find a way to get drunk.... guess what..... asking the computer ain't gonna get it done... ...find a stick or a bigass marker or something that you can put under shirt and simulate a gun....see where this is going?? thats right get your simulated firearm and find a gas station , small store or even a liquor store.... and DO WORK... get you some booze the hard way...my saying is..."if you really want booze.... and you have not gone to jail trying to get it....you are not trying hard enough".....now get out there and drink one for the gippper!!!!!!!!!!!
 
:) Sounds great. yummy yummy. Make sure you have a phone by you in case you have to call 911 & tell the operator you actually DRANK MOUTHWASH, they'll probably think its a joke :)
 
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I work at a quickie mart and bumbs come in once and a while and buy mouthwash. It's nasty shit.

They usualy drink a 375ml bottle between the two of them to hold off at around 5am till the liquer store opens.

That shit will give you ulcers. Please dont do it.
 
bowdenta said:
wow you must be really hard up for alcohol. even before I was 21 if I was desperate for a drink it was always possible to get it somehow. you can steal an md 20/20 or 16 oz or 40 from a gas station, or always play "hey mister"

drinking anything but real alcoholic beverages is totally not worth it in my opinion

Some states only allow the sale of booze in specialty liquor stores. They only sell 3.2 % alc/vol in grocery stores and gas stations.

On that note, odds are if you hit up 20 seedy gas stations, you'll find one that will sell you alcohol (assuming you look like you at least COULD be 21)

But, please don't drink mouthwash. flavor extracts would be better.
 
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