Some mysterious stranger on the net had tried to add an almost defunct ID that I hadn't checked in 2 yrs or so, & when I checked to see if it still worked, there was a picture of a man wanting to be my "friend" & had the name Dr. Wallace in his ID. I had been on meth that night, hence the reason 4me checking that long lost ID in the 1st place, so instead of getting a simple accept or denial of added "friendship" via the net, what he got instead was....a methalogue. Ladies & gentlemen may I present, TJ's methalogue!
3/31/10
Dr. Wallace
Please Dr. Wallace Rx me some solace
And give me several refills
of your charm for my ills
Please Dr. Wallace
don’t forget to call us
You’re the only MD that can set us free
Don’t forget to tell the pharmacist
You’re the only remedy in all the galaxy
None of your patients need shots or pills
Because your charming smile gives
Them all of their thrills!
Please Dr. Wallace write us an Rx
For some solace
Forget about the pain pills
And tell the pharmacy infinite refills
You’re the only MD
that can cure
All that ails me
That’s for sure
If only Michael Jackson had
Had the satisfaction
Of having you as his private MD
His life need not of been
Cut short by senseless tragedy
No more need for Diprivan
Because when a patient has doubts
You’re the man
You restore us back to physical fitness
You’re the one that has the cure
I’m a witness,
For all maladies and afflictions
Michael Jackson could have been cured
Of his addiction
Dr. Wallace can teach any stuffy staff
How doing the Moonwalk
Reduces stress and friction
When it comes down to
The right kind of cure
Dr. Wallace is the man
That’s for sure!
Please Dr. Wallace write me
An Rx for some of your solace
Please please Dr. Wa Wa Wa
Wa Wallace
Come on pick up the phone
And don’t forget to call us
3/31/10
Dr. Wallace
Please Dr. Wallace Rx me some solace
And give me several refills
of your charm for my ills
Please Dr. Wallace
don’t forget to call us
You’re the only MD that can set us free
Don’t forget to tell the pharmacist
You’re the only remedy in all the galaxy
None of your patients need shots or pills
Because your charming smile gives
Them all of their thrills!
Please Dr. Wallace write us an Rx
For some solace
Forget about the pain pills
And tell the pharmacy infinite refills
You’re the only MD
that can cure All that ails me
That’s for sure
If only Michael Jackson had
Had the satisfaction
Of having you as his private MD
His life need not of been
Cut short by senseless tragedy
No more need for Diprivan
Because when a patient has doubts
You’re the man
You restore us back to physical fitness
You’re the one that has the cure
I’m a witness,
For all maladies and afflictions
Michael Jackson could have been cured
Of his addiction
Dr. Wallace can teach any stuffy staff
How doing the Moonwalk
Reduces stress and friction
When it comes down to
The right kind of cure
Dr. Wallace is the man
That’s for sure!
Please Dr. Wallace write me
An Rx for some of your solace
Please please Dr. Wa Wa Wa
Wa Wallace
Come on pick up the phone
And don’t forget to call us
