Fun times being fucked up in high school. Never seems to go well for me but it's always an adventure.
Marijuana- been high maybe five times during school, but I always get hyper paranoid. Convinced teachers know I'm high (even though every time I'm sober I realize this is ridiculous.) Someone knocked on the door and I was positive one of the security guards knew I was high. (??) In ISS (in school suspension, stuck in a room sitting quietly for 7 hours trying not to pass out) at one point I had smoked waay too much for school and had to explain to a teacher what classes I had while tweaking on paranoia. Not fun.
Hydrocodone- had my first experience with hydros (and opiates, for that matter) in ISS as well (never got ISS for anything bad, usually bullshit.) I was sitting next to a kid who had a broken leg and saw a pill bottle in his backpack. I inquired, he told me what they were (7.5mgs) and gave me a couple. I didn't feel anything, gave him 2 dollars for another. Still nothing. Bought two more from him, and the SECOND I chewed them the rest hit me like a truck. On our way to lunch I was stumbling and actually fell on the ground, convinced my teacher I was having a seizure (thank god I have epilepsy, works like a charm) and got to lay down in the nurse's office for an hour on a soft cot in a pitch black room. Pure bliss.
Gabapentin in school - countless times, absolutely no paranoia and extreme euphoria. Positively love learning on this stuff (I didn't usually) and would talk to teachers about the most random things, babbling and rambling. Took 4.2 grams one day after a lack of sleep however, big mistake. Laid my head down in my math class and closed my eyes and was watching tv in my head and I passed out. People shook me and someone actually kicked me. Eventually my teacher shook the shit out of me and I woke up and slurred that I was fine. She sent me to the nurse and I was a little worried, but again, no paranoia. Once again I played the seizure card. To this day none of the people in that class know what was wrong with me.
Meth - bought a roll that was a complete meth bomb. Ate it the night before school and I was still tweaking during school. Was jittery, sleep deprived yet strung out awake, and my head was cloudy. Terrible day.
Ecstasy - I planned to have my last good roll before I cut back (ha, didn't happen) with some friends that were frequent rollers but I never had rolled with them. Two purple pistols and I was doing fantastic, positively loved everyone. Don't entirely remember anything but apparently it was pretty obvious I was rolling. Found goggles from my chemistry class in my backpack later that day. Someone had been wearing them and I thought they looked so great I had to get some myself.
Alcohol - one of the times I was high my friend had a two liter filled halfway with Mike's Hard Lemonade. He offered it to me and I commented that it tasted weird (had never had the stuff) but he convinced me it was because I had brushed my teeth before school. Drank it and I was trasheeeed, talking loudly in class and generally being obnoxious (I'm a lightweight with alcohol.)
Hmm, what else. Adderall on many many occasions, chew up a few before school and instead of being asleep and bored I'm awake and motivated, euphoric and energetic. Almost made up for all the times I was trashed.
That's all that comes to mind at the moment, but I may have had more experiences that I can't remember at present. I've been stupid several times and was lucky to have never been caught, but it all worked out and I had a blast.
Edit: OH! I ate a ton of zoloft freshman year because I was a dumb mothafucka. I still don't know why but I tripped that night, no sleep and bizarre hallucinations. The next day I had a mindfuck that reminded me of dimenhydrinate and I was shaking uncontrollably. Awful.
