BluLait
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I was thinking of going out to a park or something with my dog and just run around and stroke his furry fur. Then I was thinking about how cool it would be to stroke its furry fur while on MDMA. Oh yeah! Would feel cool to pet a dog on MDMA, definitely, totally.
But then I thought of also giving the dog MDMA, why should I have all the fun? Plus, dogs are full of emotion all the time, they are loving creatures. Especially the more friendly breeds. I'm sure if administered the right dosage, in a cool environment (going to be a chill day), and give him lots of water - I will personally train him to drink water at command, it would be the experience of my dog's life!
I don't really have a dog since I live in an apartment, and dogs really need space to really express themselves and feel free - an apartment is just like prison to a dog. My neighbours have a small dog that they just abandon in the apartment because they're out most day; the guy does take it out, but it's only 10 minutes every day. But then again, the dog is small, probably gets tired just running up the 5 stairs in the building hallway, or maybe the guy just carries him on his shoulder like a parrot - I've seen him do that. Either way, I'm pretty sure that dog is NOT happy. Even if I lived in a house, with a yard, I live a very hectic life and I still don't think I'd be able to give my dog the proper attention such an animal deserves. But if I did have a dog, what dosage (mg/kg) would you think is ideal for an animal such as a dog?
I'd like to say I don't really like small dogs, the ones that fit in your purse-can't-jump-the-curb-to-get-on-the-sidewalk-type-dogs. They are not really real... They're just sad genetic experiments done by some sick people. Apparently there are many sick people out there, since quite a few own such incredibly ugly, white or brown, big curly horrible long-fur down-syndrome-looking incredibly retarded dogs.
No, so I'm talking about real dogs! Think of german shepherds, or labs, you get the picture.
Now, I don't want the fucking mormons coming in here, like they do in every thread, telling me that this isn't a good idea; that it's very dangerous; animals are unpredictable; - You just ruin the fun!
Disclaimer: This is just a hypothetical situation! Such a feat should never be attempted without the proper precautionary measures: being in a controlled, safe environment; knowing exact dosage and purity of the MDMA; having the dog tested for cardiac irregularities; and emergency medical staff on standby.
But then I thought of also giving the dog MDMA, why should I have all the fun? Plus, dogs are full of emotion all the time, they are loving creatures. Especially the more friendly breeds. I'm sure if administered the right dosage, in a cool environment (going to be a chill day), and give him lots of water - I will personally train him to drink water at command, it would be the experience of my dog's life!
I don't really have a dog since I live in an apartment, and dogs really need space to really express themselves and feel free - an apartment is just like prison to a dog. My neighbours have a small dog that they just abandon in the apartment because they're out most day; the guy does take it out, but it's only 10 minutes every day. But then again, the dog is small, probably gets tired just running up the 5 stairs in the building hallway, or maybe the guy just carries him on his shoulder like a parrot - I've seen him do that. Either way, I'm pretty sure that dog is NOT happy. Even if I lived in a house, with a yard, I live a very hectic life and I still don't think I'd be able to give my dog the proper attention such an animal deserves. But if I did have a dog, what dosage (mg/kg) would you think is ideal for an animal such as a dog?
I'd like to say I don't really like small dogs, the ones that fit in your purse-can't-jump-the-curb-to-get-on-the-sidewalk-type-dogs. They are not really real... They're just sad genetic experiments done by some sick people. Apparently there are many sick people out there, since quite a few own such incredibly ugly, white or brown, big curly horrible long-fur down-syndrome-looking incredibly retarded dogs.
No, so I'm talking about real dogs! Think of german shepherds, or labs, you get the picture.
Now, I don't want the fucking mormons coming in here, like they do in every thread, telling me that this isn't a good idea; that it's very dangerous; animals are unpredictable; - You just ruin the fun!
Disclaimer: This is just a hypothetical situation! Such a feat should never be attempted without the proper precautionary measures: being in a controlled, safe environment; knowing exact dosage and purity of the MDMA; having the dog tested for cardiac irregularities; and emergency medical staff on standby.
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