It has happened to most of us before. We have put in countless time at a pub/club/party chatting up a member of the opposite sex, buying them drinks, dancing and if we happen to be smooth enough, some kissing action. We've spent money on alcohol and taxis, spent time away from our mates to put in some ground work and scrapped our brains to find interesting and witty anecdotes to impress the object of our desires. But despite all this effort and expenditure of financial and emotional resources we are not guaranteed of getting a decent root out of it all.
This happened to me on the weekend. I was being smooth as always8( , and managed to bring a cute girl back to my place. But unfortunately the hot sex that I was planning to have was terrible. I'm not going to into details but I don't think what I got at the end of the was worth the trouble I went to in getting it.
"So what?", most of you are probably asking. "How do you know that it wasn't you who was the shit one psytaco", to which I reply 'get fucked!'. Others of you may be thinking "oh well, too bad, but thats just part of the game". but it doesn't have to be.
I propose that their be an internet site modelled on pillreports.com called fuckreports.com. You take a picture of your fuck, rate them out of ten (or in the new scale low, medium or high) and provide their diameters (width and length), whether or not they regularly score, their texture etc. This will mean that no longer will people have to have a dogdy root, as people will know of the shit that's going around town and know what will get you fucked really good. Also fuckreports.com will let you know if there are any adulterated roots going around (ie. trannies, she-males, fatties), helping you steer clear of those awkward and embarrassing moments.
So anyway what do you guys think. Good idea, bad idea, or just a stupid thread?
ALSO for a more substantial conversation topic: do you think it is possible to tell if someone is a good root by how they look, act etc. If so, how?
This happened to me on the weekend. I was being smooth as always8( , and managed to bring a cute girl back to my place. But unfortunately the hot sex that I was planning to have was terrible. I'm not going to into details but I don't think what I got at the end of the was worth the trouble I went to in getting it.
"So what?", most of you are probably asking. "How do you know that it wasn't you who was the shit one psytaco", to which I reply 'get fucked!'. Others of you may be thinking "oh well, too bad, but thats just part of the game". but it doesn't have to be.
I propose that their be an internet site modelled on pillreports.com called fuckreports.com. You take a picture of your fuck, rate them out of ten (or in the new scale low, medium or high) and provide their diameters (width and length), whether or not they regularly score, their texture etc. This will mean that no longer will people have to have a dogdy root, as people will know of the shit that's going around town and know what will get you fucked really good. Also fuckreports.com will let you know if there are any adulterated roots going around (ie. trannies, she-males, fatties), helping you steer clear of those awkward and embarrassing moments.
So anyway what do you guys think. Good idea, bad idea, or just a stupid thread?
ALSO for a more substantial conversation topic: do you think it is possible to tell if someone is a good root by how they look, act etc. If so, how?