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does anybody remember how to do the hokey-pokey?

manic_panic

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“Does Anybody Remember how to do the Hokey-Pokey?”

It was today stepping into tomorrow
I slept the fuck in
I read part of a Bukowski novel
while Megan was snoring in the bedroom
in the morning then till noon
oh how’d you know?
she fuckin snores like a man!

ha ha ha, ha ha ha!

All this time to myself sofa-sitting
the mischievous kitty
is quick to be pissing me off a good lot
so I raised my voice
jus’ a notch
to yell at her
so what
Her name is Loki
okey dokey we know she’s lovely
I wish she was more articulate
though I adore her shenanigans
I can’t imagine mannequins
ever kickin it with us kin folkies
we’d have to beat them up
anyway I done balls-out asked Loki
straightup
“Bitch will you teach the hokey-pokey?”
I was given no valid response
so I moved on

I was hopin I could wiggle
my lil good ass around
‘n somehow start a fruitful routine
like makin money again

aaand…shake it all about?
n resurrect my kindergarten talent for makin “plop” sounds?
H.P. welcomes me in offbeat confidence
My body and mind are immune to embarrassment
but with everyone so robotic I have to expound
I don’t have to be drunk or
high or Chinese
or brown
to act like a gentlemanly comic
Natural Born Clown
a world class clown
you can see em everyday on TV
occasionally there’s people like me
mm, like me

I worry about my rep
ever since
the CIA set me up once
when I was eating my lunch
those dudes are bad news bears
and their close friends with Bush

you know the type..
impossible to trust

Hokey fuck
hokey pokey
Lust and more lust
builds up to become
hard-to-get-
love…

…and ya shake it all
about

Uh
Well
let me
get back on track
son

I wonder if someone
somewhat hip and tough
or frankly even a bum
gosh-dang-bored-as-fuck
would do a favor and film me
mid-hokey-pokey
it’s part of my spirituality
it would be stupid ‘n jokey

“Yeah, we’re takin’ it slow but serious, ya know…?”

It’s part of my spirituality
I’m awfully quite due for
more awkward memories
thanks, H.P.

so how about 7:00 on 2nd avenue
you can tape my Hokey-Pokey
I’ll be
sorta standin’ up against a corner
in my best James Dean pose
puffin’
a stogie
~
 
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