Jackal
Bluelighter
Everyone thinks I'm a miserable twat because I hate Christmas dinners. I mean come on, who really likes Turkey ffs?
If it was that good we'd eat it all year round surely?
Anyway, thought I'd ask my bessie mates on Bluelight what they think...
I like it, but don't have every year. I had a chistmassy dinner this year but it's too hot for all trimmings which in my book are as follows:
Melon, soup or shrimp fucking salad to begin
White turkey meat, bacon, ham, chicken, pork, stuffing, sprouts, carrots, parsnips, cauliflower cheese, brocolli, roast spuds, boiled spuds, mashed dauphinoise spuds, gravy, horseradish, cranberry, salt and pepper, red wine, white wine
Then choice of Xmas cake, Xmas pud or ice cream and regular cream spread over a nice tart
Choice of tea, coffee, biscuits, mints and biscuit cake followed by a whiskey and then begin snacking on leftovers