Noddy Boy
Bluelighter
Hello TR again, I used to post as Juggalotus but some things changed and so I have been using this name since for the last few years.
This report is one of a few trials I just went through coming up with a smokeable form of DMT from MHRB. Through many searches I stumbled across a very quick and simple tek. I no longer have any sep funnels, flasks etc. So I went with the kitchen chemist setup. Very basic - NaOH, VM&P Naptha, tap water, powdered MHRB from an online auction, 2 pickle jars, an evap dish and a turkey baster.
I properly prepared 50g of powdered MHRB and came back with a crude bit of dark orange sticky shit after just the first pull. I scraped together a pile of "tar" weighing about 180mg (this was not all of it, but most) and seperated it into 4 pieces.
Test 1
I took one of the pieces of oily tar shit and made it a little smaller weighing less than 30mg (safety first whilst testing new things). I worked the sticky stuff off the end of the knife and onto some burnt pot. Since the effects only last so long I will try to elaborate, but forgive me if it is a little short.
I took a long solid hit, careful not to let the flame touch, and held it in for a few seconds when I noticed my hearing.... My hearing went, not off but as if I had taken an enormous amount of Nitrous. I was hearing bits and pieces of the sounds that were coming in, hard to explain. At the same time I noticed my vision getting more and more disturbed. I got up to lay on my bed, and was noticeably intoxicated, sweating and clammy. I stared up at the stucco ceiling and watched it breathe, move and shift patterns and color. A great way to explain what I saw was- Imagine taking green/blue colored saran wrap and having it over your eyes everywhere you looked, on top of that things are crawling/bending/moving everywhere.
All in all, it wasn't enough to scare me to death but was just enough to get a feel for the effects. I had very vivid visual distortions, my hearing was skewed as well but I was back to earth in 5 minutes easy. The effects wore off completely after 10min, but was left with a nice glow for another 15 mins after.
Test 2
I was very excited that I had acquired the actual spice, so I felt I had to share =). So I went to the living room and my room mate seemed way interested. He had read about it many times, has only smoked pot and drank booze, he has never tripped on anything.
So I put in a small amount like I had done and told him what to do. He took what looked like a nice toke and blew out no smoke... I took the pipe and looked at it, there was still more than half of the tar shit on the ash (he pussied out) so I hit it with the flame and went right back to the moon. He said he felt a little buzzed but did not get a proper hit at all. I would have known by his face if he had gotten a proper hit. The amount left in the pipe from him was enough to skyrocket my brain. I just smoked it so as not to waste, and at that point I thought he had gotten a proper toke. I got his entire hit almost but was just a touch less than the first try.
TEST 3
After a couple hours I put the rest of what I had on a little bit of ashes and rolled it around to make it less sticky and easier to handle. I weighed out what said on my scale to be 90mg of tar.
I prepared a bit of ash in the bowl of a water bong i use for pot. I took the bit of tar that was left and put it dead center of the bowl on top of the ash. This piece was about 2x the size of the previous tests. I sat in the chair in our living room and prepared my mind.
T+ [00:00:00] (Zero mins)
I take a deep breath and hold it to expand my lungs a little. I exhale and light up the bowl on my bong. I am taking the longest biggest bong rip in my life it seems. I keep drawing in and about halfway through the hit I notice myself leaving reality fast. I try really hard to finish the hit and hold it in a long time. This does not work very well, there was a shitload of smoke and when I exhaled I knew I was in for a ride.
I blew out a long column of smoke and before I could breathe back in I was on the planet Saturn. I could not figure out what I was hearing because I had almost completely lost it (my mind and hearing). My audio was fucked like I had IV'ed 250mg of cocaine, if you have had a true bell ringer then you know. My vision was almost completely gone as well. I was trying to figure out what I was seeing but it was mostly just white when I would focus. Then it would change into outlines and colored outlines, then back to white.
T +[00:01:00] (1min)
This went on for what seemed like a lifetime as I soon realized what was going on. At first my body wanted to kick in to flight mode but I was not going to let it ruin my trip so I steered it into something I wanted to have happen, as frightening as it was. I was able to tell myself to relax and "go with it" and it helped a lot. All this time my room mate is playing the halo beta on the 48" LCD TV and I am sure it would have looked "cool" but I didn't have a concept of TV at that time.
T +[00:02:00] (2 min)
I realized that I was tripping my balls off and dripping sweat literally. My room mate asks me "you good?", I try to make sense of his words and decided to answer him a few minutes later. I picked up a napkin from the table and tried to wipe the sweat off of my face. It gets soaked and just turns into soggy pieces of napkin. So I feel defeated, sit back in my chair and just take the beating of this insane buzz, sweat and all. I relax in the soft chair still profusely sweating for what seems like forever (but was only 5 mins in real time). I watch everything in my field of vision warp, move and become other "wiggly" looking things. My napkin looked like a handful of worms when I had it bunched up. It really took a second to figure out what I was holding.
T +[00:03:00] (3 min)
I gradually start to come down just a little bit and the front door opens, my other room mate is home. I immediately went back to flight mode, picking up my bong from the table trying to hide shit not even realizing i am being stupid and he knows about it and all is cool. I start to realize this and lay all the shit back down and even leave some of the stuff right in my lap. I am still sweating and seeing bright colors, walls are bellowing with the ceiling but I am not in outer space anymore.
T +[00:05:00] (5 min)
I relax a bit more in the chair and when I feel like I can talk I answer the question I was asked earlier with a "Fuck yeah I am GREAT!". He chuckles a bit (not having a clue where I was at) and continues playing his game. I feel like I can walk now and ask my room mate for a smoke. I went outside to smoke and as I light my cigarette up I can still tell that the entire effects have not wore off and enjoy the little glow I still have.
T +[00:10:00] (10 min, Almost baseline)
All in all an AMAZING experience of which I cannot wait to repeat in a better setting with some Floyd playing or out in nature where I normally go. There truly is no way to properly prepare yourself for a trip to hyperspace. I thought I could "feel it out" but that was only a thought. There is some ability with this material as far as testing small amounts, but it's a completely different ballgame at higher levels, that is assured.
Tomorrow is the magic glorious day that the rest of my material should be ready ~200g of powdered MHRB. I felt it was completely necessary to share my first real blast into hyperspace with my beloved BL community. Thanks for taking time to read this, hope to be back soon with more!!
- Noddy
This report is one of a few trials I just went through coming up with a smokeable form of DMT from MHRB. Through many searches I stumbled across a very quick and simple tek. I no longer have any sep funnels, flasks etc. So I went with the kitchen chemist setup. Very basic - NaOH, VM&P Naptha, tap water, powdered MHRB from an online auction, 2 pickle jars, an evap dish and a turkey baster.
I properly prepared 50g of powdered MHRB and came back with a crude bit of dark orange sticky shit after just the first pull. I scraped together a pile of "tar" weighing about 180mg (this was not all of it, but most) and seperated it into 4 pieces.
Test 1
I took one of the pieces of oily tar shit and made it a little smaller weighing less than 30mg (safety first whilst testing new things). I worked the sticky stuff off the end of the knife and onto some burnt pot. Since the effects only last so long I will try to elaborate, but forgive me if it is a little short.
I took a long solid hit, careful not to let the flame touch, and held it in for a few seconds when I noticed my hearing.... My hearing went, not off but as if I had taken an enormous amount of Nitrous. I was hearing bits and pieces of the sounds that were coming in, hard to explain. At the same time I noticed my vision getting more and more disturbed. I got up to lay on my bed, and was noticeably intoxicated, sweating and clammy. I stared up at the stucco ceiling and watched it breathe, move and shift patterns and color. A great way to explain what I saw was- Imagine taking green/blue colored saran wrap and having it over your eyes everywhere you looked, on top of that things are crawling/bending/moving everywhere.
All in all, it wasn't enough to scare me to death but was just enough to get a feel for the effects. I had very vivid visual distortions, my hearing was skewed as well but I was back to earth in 5 minutes easy. The effects wore off completely after 10min, but was left with a nice glow for another 15 mins after.
Test 2
I was very excited that I had acquired the actual spice, so I felt I had to share =). So I went to the living room and my room mate seemed way interested. He had read about it many times, has only smoked pot and drank booze, he has never tripped on anything.
So I put in a small amount like I had done and told him what to do. He took what looked like a nice toke and blew out no smoke... I took the pipe and looked at it, there was still more than half of the tar shit on the ash (he pussied out) so I hit it with the flame and went right back to the moon. He said he felt a little buzzed but did not get a proper hit at all. I would have known by his face if he had gotten a proper hit. The amount left in the pipe from him was enough to skyrocket my brain. I just smoked it so as not to waste, and at that point I thought he had gotten a proper toke. I got his entire hit almost but was just a touch less than the first try.
TEST 3
After a couple hours I put the rest of what I had on a little bit of ashes and rolled it around to make it less sticky and easier to handle. I weighed out what said on my scale to be 90mg of tar.
I prepared a bit of ash in the bowl of a water bong i use for pot. I took the bit of tar that was left and put it dead center of the bowl on top of the ash. This piece was about 2x the size of the previous tests. I sat in the chair in our living room and prepared my mind.
T+ [00:00:00] (Zero mins)
I take a deep breath and hold it to expand my lungs a little. I exhale and light up the bowl on my bong. I am taking the longest biggest bong rip in my life it seems. I keep drawing in and about halfway through the hit I notice myself leaving reality fast. I try really hard to finish the hit and hold it in a long time. This does not work very well, there was a shitload of smoke and when I exhaled I knew I was in for a ride.
I blew out a long column of smoke and before I could breathe back in I was on the planet Saturn. I could not figure out what I was hearing because I had almost completely lost it (my mind and hearing). My audio was fucked like I had IV'ed 250mg of cocaine, if you have had a true bell ringer then you know. My vision was almost completely gone as well. I was trying to figure out what I was seeing but it was mostly just white when I would focus. Then it would change into outlines and colored outlines, then back to white.
T +[00:01:00] (1min)
This went on for what seemed like a lifetime as I soon realized what was going on. At first my body wanted to kick in to flight mode but I was not going to let it ruin my trip so I steered it into something I wanted to have happen, as frightening as it was. I was able to tell myself to relax and "go with it" and it helped a lot. All this time my room mate is playing the halo beta on the 48" LCD TV and I am sure it would have looked "cool" but I didn't have a concept of TV at that time.
T +[00:02:00] (2 min)
I realized that I was tripping my balls off and dripping sweat literally. My room mate asks me "you good?", I try to make sense of his words and decided to answer him a few minutes later. I picked up a napkin from the table and tried to wipe the sweat off of my face. It gets soaked and just turns into soggy pieces of napkin. So I feel defeated, sit back in my chair and just take the beating of this insane buzz, sweat and all. I relax in the soft chair still profusely sweating for what seems like forever (but was only 5 mins in real time). I watch everything in my field of vision warp, move and become other "wiggly" looking things. My napkin looked like a handful of worms when I had it bunched up. It really took a second to figure out what I was holding.
T +[00:03:00] (3 min)
I gradually start to come down just a little bit and the front door opens, my other room mate is home. I immediately went back to flight mode, picking up my bong from the table trying to hide shit not even realizing i am being stupid and he knows about it and all is cool. I start to realize this and lay all the shit back down and even leave some of the stuff right in my lap. I am still sweating and seeing bright colors, walls are bellowing with the ceiling but I am not in outer space anymore.
T +[00:05:00] (5 min)
I relax a bit more in the chair and when I feel like I can talk I answer the question I was asked earlier with a "Fuck yeah I am GREAT!". He chuckles a bit (not having a clue where I was at) and continues playing his game. I feel like I can walk now and ask my room mate for a smoke. I went outside to smoke and as I light my cigarette up I can still tell that the entire effects have not wore off and enjoy the little glow I still have.
T +[00:10:00] (10 min, Almost baseline)
All in all an AMAZING experience of which I cannot wait to repeat in a better setting with some Floyd playing or out in nature where I normally go. There truly is no way to properly prepare yourself for a trip to hyperspace. I thought I could "feel it out" but that was only a thought. There is some ability with this material as far as testing small amounts, but it's a completely different ballgame at higher levels, that is assured.
Tomorrow is the magic glorious day that the rest of my material should be ready ~200g of powdered MHRB. I felt it was completely necessary to share my first real blast into hyperspace with my beloved BL community. Thanks for taking time to read this, hope to be back soon with more!!
- Noddy
