xXTheGelTabKidXx
Ex-Bluelighter
- Joined
- Jan 17, 2007
- Messages
- 14
As the early morning winds swept across my face I knew the surf was going to be totally amazing. I grabbed my board and headed out to meet my main brah Trevor so we could shred this wonderful surf. Before we we're to paddle out Trevor unraveled this marvelous glass bowl from under his shirt, I gawked at it in wonder and noticed a wire screen and small crystal placed on top of it. Knowing this wasn't a normal thing I questioned my brohan... "Brooo, what is with this crystal and wire screen?" He responded by saying that the screen was to filter the smoke and the crystal was Dimethyltryptamine, one of the strongest psychedelics known to man which is said to be created by the pineal gland in your brain during R.E.M sleep. He also said to me that the hallucinations I would see would be very extreme and it would hit me extremely quick. After repeatedly telling me that me not doing it would be a buzzkill I gave in I mean what's this worst this crystal could do to me? Now I've never taken a hallucinogen before because that's against the surfer's official handbook and that's because it interrupts a finding of a perfect wave and take's away the connection one has to the ocean. After hesitating greatly I decided to stop being a buzzkill and to rip that DMT. I grasped the bowl tightly and sparked the lighter. As the flame came in contact with the crystal I inhaled strongly, the sweet rough smoke entered my lungs and I held in for quite some time. When I had released the smoke it didn't take me more then a second before it had hit me, I had dropped the bowl and was on my knee's looking around at what was infront of me. I saw the wave's rise up like quadruple overhead and saw a face form out of it...this face was "THE PERFECT WAVE!" it spoke to me and told me that in order to ride him he would need to know where to get a hollister jersey and some pre-faded jeans so he could get all the chicks. He told him that hollister jersey's can be found easy at Old Navy and pre-faded jeans are there aswell. The wave was in great joy in hearing this and told me to come paddle out and become one with him. I paddled extremely quick and could not believe I had finally found it, the wave I've been searching all my life for. I was ready to start riding and hopped onto my board I was on nice and steady and began riding it on, I was uber stoked and I was hanging 10 without a problem. The power I felt was immense and I started to scream "The perfect wave is mine, even in this crazy world of surfers I have found it!". When I had reached shore I had a raging hard-on and Trev could see. I noticed that I finally was done with the trip and I asked Trev what happened. Trev told me that I freaked the fuck out and started crying. I then paddled out to some flat wave's and I rode one in after failing multiple time's before and when I came to shore I was back to normal. Needless to say what I saw on DMT wasn't nearly what I thought it was that's why next week I'm going to become one with DMT again hopefully to find that wave I'm always trying to find.
