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DMT-First Experience-Absolute insanity

xXTheGelTabKidXx

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As the early morning winds swept across my face I knew the surf was going to be totally amazing. I grabbed my board and headed out to meet my main brah Trevor so we could shred this wonderful surf. Before we we're to paddle out Trevor unraveled this marvelous glass bowl from under his shirt, I gawked at it in wonder and noticed a wire screen and small crystal placed on top of it. Knowing this wasn't a normal thing I questioned my brohan... "Brooo, what is with this crystal and wire screen?" He responded by saying that the screen was to filter the smoke and the crystal was Dimethyltryptamine, one of the strongest psychedelics known to man which is said to be created by the pineal gland in your brain during R.E.M sleep. He also said to me that the hallucinations I would see would be very extreme and it would hit me extremely quick. After repeatedly telling me that me not doing it would be a buzzkill I gave in I mean what's this worst this crystal could do to me? Now I've never taken a hallucinogen before because that's against the surfer's official handbook and that's because it interrupts a finding of a perfect wave and take's away the connection one has to the ocean. After hesitating greatly I decided to stop being a buzzkill and to rip that DMT. I grasped the bowl tightly and sparked the lighter. As the flame came in contact with the crystal I inhaled strongly, the sweet rough smoke entered my lungs and I held in for quite some time. When I had released the smoke it didn't take me more then a second before it had hit me, I had dropped the bowl and was on my knee's looking around at what was infront of me. I saw the wave's rise up like quadruple overhead and saw a face form out of it...this face was "THE PERFECT WAVE!" it spoke to me and told me that in order to ride him he would need to know where to get a hollister jersey and some pre-faded jeans so he could get all the chicks. He told him that hollister jersey's can be found easy at Old Navy and pre-faded jeans are there aswell. The wave was in great joy in hearing this and told me to come paddle out and become one with him. I paddled extremely quick and could not believe I had finally found it, the wave I've been searching all my life for. I was ready to start riding and hopped onto my board I was on nice and steady and began riding it on, I was uber stoked and I was hanging 10 without a problem. The power I felt was immense and I started to scream "The perfect wave is mine, even in this crazy world of surfers I have found it!". When I had reached shore I had a raging hard-on and Trev could see. I noticed that I finally was done with the trip and I asked Trev what happened. Trev told me that I freaked the fuck out and started crying. I then paddled out to some flat wave's and I rode one in after failing multiple time's before and when I came to shore I was back to normal. Needless to say what I saw on DMT wasn't nearly what I thought it was that's why next week I'm going to become one with DMT again hopefully to find that wave I'm always trying to find.
 
"As the flame came in contact with the crystal I inhaled strongly, the sweet rough smoke entered my lungs and I held in for quite some time."

Wouldn't that destroy the DMT?

No offense, but is this a joke? I found a lot of things that seemed wrong (from what I know about DMT), and over all it seems like this is a joke. Also a tip for writing trip reports is to put spaces and paragraphs to make it easier for the reader to follow along.
 
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Ordinarily you're not able to interact with the ordinary world on DMT, let alone run around and surf. That's because DMT completely takes over your senses, especially your field of vision, so that you're removed from the real world. Plus, the hallucinations are geometric.
 
It seems to me that when your self-created hallucinations talk to you about brand name clothing, perhaps you think about futile things (such as brands) far too much. I'm not passing judgement at all.. just trying to give an opinion. If my tripping wave started talking to me about hollister clothes, I would have to bitch at the hallucination for being so shallow with me.

You are what you think about.. So maybe if you fill yourself with deeper ideas more often, your wave will hopefully say something a little more substantial.

It sounds like you had a really cool experience definitely.. I just don't like the content (all personal opinion... as I said I'm not here to pass judgement on you)
 
Now I've never taken a hallucinogen before because that's against the surfer's official handbook and that's because it interrupts a finding of a perfect wave and take's away the connection one has to the ocean

When I had reached shore I had a raging hard-on and Trev could see

i found both of these statements hilarious.

Thats pretty crazy that your first psychedelic experence was with DMT!

this face was "THE PERFECT WAVE
?? i thought..............
it interrupts a finding of a perfect wave
sounds like the surfers handbook is incorrect!
lol
 
Hahahah... I can't tell if this post is a joke or not. I really think it might be.

But we'll leave it I guess. If for nothing more than it's funny.

"The Surfers Official Handbook", LOL
 
Possibly he's retelling his first experience which was in the past?

Either way, they definitely don't sound anything like DMT hallucinations, IMO.

So you're name is "thegeltabkid" and you've never done a hallucinogen?

That's what I was thinking when I first read this.
 
illusion25 said:
Thats pretty crazy that your first psychedelic experence was with DMT!

While I think this is bogus (and hilarious), the first psychedelic I'd ever done was DMT, and it was a good starting point. :)

I saw the wave's rise up like quadruple overhead and saw a face form out of it...this face was "THE PERFECT WAVE!" it spoke to me and told me that in order to ride him he would need to know where to get a hollister jersey and some pre-faded jeans so he could get all the chicks. He told him that hollister jersey's can be found easy at Old Navy and pre-faded jeans are there aswell.

XD
 
[qupte]I saw the wave's rise up like quadruple overhead and saw a face form out of it...this face was "THE PERFECT WAVE!" it spoke to me and told me that in order to ride him he would need to know where to get a hollister jersey and some pre-faded jeans so he could get all the chicks. He told him that hollister jersey's can be found easy at Old Navy and pre-faded jeans are there aswell. [/quote]

He even referred to himself as "him" instead of "me".

*coughcoughbullshitcoughcough**

It is funny, though :D
 
DMT was really wilddd, sorry for not being able to respond I've been at the gym and went by to check the surf real quick. I thought Trev had recorded this DMT sesh but taped over it when we got our fake tans.
 
Thegeltabkid, a staunch anti-drug surfer, falls under the influence of his despicable peers.
 
I just got back from the gym and decided to check upon this thread once again, today I experimented with salvia and will be creating a thread about it.
 
xXTheGelTabKidXx said:
I just got back from the gym and decided to check upon this thread once again, today I experimented with salvia and will be creating a thread about it.

Please use the search engine on BlueLight before you make the thread on Salvia...too many of the same ones going around; especially for LSD-25 8)
 
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