Discussion: Statements That Made Your Day

[colicolo]

Hey Words Friends,

Here's a thread to list those random comments you've heard or made that have really made your day, made you smile, made you laugh.

Here are a few my favourites (they're a bit techie):

"Does anyone here know how an 80 inch TV went missing?"

"Its just a monitor bridge, get over it"

"A small drinking village with a slight skiing problem"

 

[jameslovesyou]

i asked my friend ben yesterday why the ones who deserve the most have the least and he replied
"those who deserve the most are in love with life, they are not concerned with this 'most' you speak of"

 

[wesmdow]

i wrote a poem about it, but i saw scribbled on the board "sentences more complete" in quotes. it made me smile.

 

[colicolo]

"We may have to reinforce that" - from the set of the biggest loser

 

[colicolo]

production manager: "do they celebrate ANZAC day in New Zealand?"
one of my crew: "that would be the N - Z in ANZAC"

 

[wesmdow]

orgasm