Dirty Jersey Part II "JERSEY WE GO HARD, WE GO HARD"

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yea yo Purelife, NJ been the most densely populated state in the country forever. we didnt just get to number one recently, I remember bein in like 3rd grade and learning about that shit. As far as i know we been most dense population for like the past 20 years at least. Rhode island never had shit on us ;)

Anyways....I think all yall should come and visit me and have a BL meet up to cheer me up....I am only 7 mos pregnant, got almost 3 to go, and my dr's put me on bed rest a week ago:(. I can like...walk to the bathroom and stuff but cant be on my feet for more than a couple minutes at a time, no exercise, no walking, no lifting anything,etc....Its mad boring....

So I invite yall to come entertain me:) I can still drive as long as it aint too far. I just gotta sit down once i get where we going to.Yall just gotta push me around in a little wheelchair or scooter thing if we have to go anywhere that involves walking. Ill settle for gettin pulled in a wagon, if you got that.

For real, my little man is still in the belly so he aint much company, as much as i love him he aint much for conversation, so it gets a little bit...quiet...around here. :D

Ill provide the snacks if yall come. I love to cook so Ill guarantee to make at the very least home made mac and cheese, some type of meat, and maybe like apple pie or any other cake/dessert of your choosings, as the bare minimum for our meet up, with enough for seconds for anybody who shows up.


BTW yo, Purelife, the other day i dreamed that me and you and my bf was all chilling, we had came to pick you up in Morristown by your dads and for some reason we were makin some kind of drug trade. I dont know wat we were trading you, but you were trading my man 6 bags of some fire dope in return for wtfever we were givin you. In my dream I was like, WTF? Why are we getting dope? We dont DO dope no more! I dont want no fuckin dope, Im pregnant! Wat the hell? And i was all confused about why we were makin this trade...

Anyways, somehow we ended up inside this huge mansion in morristown and it was like a bigass house party, so we parked and then all 3 of us went inside and walked around but when we got back, there was a cop there by the car tellin us that we parked in the wrong spot and now he had to search everyone...And then you ended up gettin arrested becuz you had like, dope, coke, dilaudid, needles, benzos, and a bunch of shit on you, and also got hit with a DWI, even tho I was the one who had been driving. LOL. I guess my brain only remembers the old days when we used to hang out and get high. :D
 
BTW yo, Purelife, the other day i dreamed that me and you and my bf was all chilling, we had came to pick you up in Morristown by your dads and for some reason we were makin some kind of drug trade. I dont know wat we were trading you, but you were trading my man 6 bags of some fire dope in return for wtfever we were givin you. In my dream I was like, WTF? Why are we getting dope? We dont DO dope no more! I dont want no fuckin dope, Im pregnant! Wat the hell? And i was all confused about why we were makin this trade...

Anyways, somehow we ended up inside this huge mansion in morristown and it was like a bigass house party, so we parked and then all 3 of us went inside and walked around but when we got back, there was a cop there by the car tellin us that we parked in the wrong spot and now he had to search everyone...And then you ended up gettin arrested becuz you had like, dope, coke, dilaudid, needles, benzos, and a bunch of shit on you, and also got hit with a DWI, even tho I was the one who had been driving. LOL. I guess my brain only remembers the old days when we used to hang out and get high.


Noooo!! I would never give you sweet sweet heroin! Besides we both haven't messed around with that in a long, long time. Dreams are dreams though. I could easily see myself catching a DWI with a slew of narcotics though. That's just my luck though. Oh the days of having a multitude of pharmaceuticals were nothing short of glorious. They have long since passed though.
 
^ That's because the school used to be in Paterson. Infact the school used to be called " Paterson City Normal School". The school was relocated to its present campus in the Wayne area in 1951. ( Thanks wikipedia for those sweet sweet dates)
 
There used to be like, three threads that had to do with Jersey, now there's one and if ONE person posts in it a day its like a record. WTF Jersey.
 
There are a lot of Jersey locals on here: some of us are even trying to arrange a get-together in a Newark diner on the Roll Call board. (We figured that would be convenient and centrally located, since many of our participants spend a fair amount of time in Newark anyways... ). Go to the "New Jersey" section of that board for further details.
 
There has to be a high concentration of new jersy dope heads on this board

Correction, there USED to be a lot of NJ dopers on this site. Ever since the stamp thread got closed people have gone elsewhere to speak of the NJ dope scene.
 
there are a lot more highways in north jersey than in nyc! i was raised in nnj, i've been living here for the past 2 years. whenever i go over the bridge or the tunnel my eyes are peeled to the windows.
 
hay thar purelife, Ima be in morristown tomorrow for a visit with the baby doctor...we should get up soon yo, im in mo town every week usually and i hate takin the drive down there just to turn around and go home...come get up with me and show me some cool shit to do in ur town...Holla at cha girl, you still got my number:)

Anyways....i agree mindisgoo, i love me some NJ highways. I just enjoy cruisin down route 80 sometimes, somethin about it just feels good to me. NY aint the same vibe as the highways in jerz, i get wat you sayin. Jersey flavor, accept no substitutes
 
^^^ I'll hit you up sometime during the week. I'll totally make you a lovely meal for your pregnant self!
 
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