Digital drugs and i-dosing??

Ben So Furry said:
I love some of the comments:
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=D There's some utterly choice ones...
I knew nothing of iDosing until I came home from work one day last week to find my wife seemingly asleep on the sofa. She had her headphones on, but this is nothing unusual as she sometimes drops off while enjoying the soundtrack from Starlight Express, for example.
As I leaned down to wake her, I realised her forehead was glistening with sweat and she was muttering something under her breath: "Ant is eating Dec! Ant is eating Dec!".
Assuming she was just having some horrific nightmare, I ripped the headphones from her head in a panic and, for reasons of convenience I suppose, ffitted them over my own head. I was instantly transported to an insane world of swirling colours where molecules are visible, twitching and vibrating with electro-magnetic energy. And yes, there was Ant from TV's Ant and Dec, and he was indeed ingesting Dec from TV's Ant and Dec.

My wife and I have both recovered now, and we won't be opening attachments on emails from Neil.
- Jon Gomm, Leeds, UK, 22/7/2010
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Ant is eating Dec!! =D=D=D
 
I tried this a few times, and it actually does something. But it's weird and not very pleasant. Listened to some random ones via headphones a few times. Completed the whole ~20 minute sound, got nothing, and decided to fall asleep not too much later. When I woke up the next day, for the first 7 hours of the day, I would alternate back and forth, abruptly, between feeling extremely sick and seeing a shimmering multicolored jagged line going through my field of vision (what the fuck?), and feeling slightly drunk and dissociated. This consistently happened every time I tried it. Not so sure it's just placebo when I was thinking it didn't work for shit. Either way, it's nothing really special and not worth it. Might as well just stick with good ol' molecules.
 
Well to me it sounds like bull, but even the people who do claim it to work seem to have weird and not very pleasant experiences with it.

i-Dosing is really one of the most peculiar things I have ever heard of and all the attention it is gaining it seems to have to have some kind of effect on the users.
 
Yeah the comments are great. How 'bout this one:

THIS IS FOR REAL!!!!! Just listen to a speech by Sarah Palin and you can hear the drone in the subliminal drone in the background.

Explains a lot, eh?
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The sad thing is that it totally does explain a lot!
 
Yeah those Pink Floyd laser light shows really draw in the unsuspecting individual, and gets them addicted without them even knowing it until it is too late.8o
 
I actaully tried this, i downloaded a crack and a free pack of all the doses you can get and after listening to them on high quality headphones all it made me feel was a little sick when i stood up and a bit light headed.

man has anyone seen the one that cost $100?!?! thats an insane amount and im not sure if any drug or non real drug is worth that for one single hit.
 
This is so fucking pathetic. Anyone who would pay $1 for this pointless droning sound that supposedly gets you high but obviously doesn't is a fucking moron. The sort of person that is into this is quiet often the type of person you get paying for pyramid schemes, believing in fringe conspiracy theories like there being UFOs in area 51 or that the americans never landed on the moon. These people are fucking retards and need to be euthanised or at the very least sterlilised so that they don't infect the world with their genes (j/k, kinda). I can't stand these vermin.
 
...it sure would be great if people read thread before posting in them...

this is legitimate all you folk with 3 posts...
 
I guess us three posts people need to use a disclaimer in the future when sarcasm is in use, so as not to throw the 2,000 post people into a hussy over something small and insignificant.
 
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