Did you know....

[Shambles]

^ Noice

Did you know that you're fascinating and that my middle name is sarcasm?

Did you know what the 'J' stands for?

 

[Sadie]

Im sat with my 8 y/o and 11 y/o little princesses listening to music. Breaking it down, discussing the different instruments etc., I don't think i have ever been more happier or proud in my whole life.

Does she play? Now is the perfect age. She's lucky to have you It's something I will forever appreciate was the support my mother had for me when learning music. Is she interested?

 

[One Thousand Words]

Did you know that you're fascinating and that my middle name is sarcasm?


PS, I'm an Immigrant, I KNOW

You think I have three passports without somehow immigrating?

 

[Sadie]

You think I have three passports without somehow immigrating?

Really, You have triple citizenship, your mother was amazing ( again, the J stands for Sarcasm )

 

[One Thousand Words]

My mother had nothing to do with it. you simply need to embrace to sanctuary of marriage a little tighter

 

[Sadie]

Paper means nothing to me. Love and complete devotion does. I suppose we're not all stepford wives. Some of us females think. ;-)

 

[One Thousand Words]

So you think living with an ex is a wise move?

 

[Sprout]

Did you know that Napoleon Bonaparte was of perfectly average height for a Frenchman of the time at around 5 foot 7, Lord Admiral Nelson himself was only 5 foot 4.

 

[Shambles]

Did you know that is actually one of my standard repertoire of random FACT!s?

Did you know I suspect we both got it from the same source too

 

[Sprout]

Did you know that is actually one of my standard repertoire of random FACT!s?

Did you know I suspect we both got it from the same source too

Did you know I find many things Quite Interesting?

 

[Sadie]

So you think living with an ex is a wise move?

Last word;-)

 

[bums alt]

Did you know?

To commemorate yesterday's victory for 'Brexit', a brand new RC (Recidivist Catalyst) has been released:

Name: UK1P-£SD

Class: Psychopathomimetic

Structure: Us - Them

Legal status: Compulsory

Dose: Any amount is too much, man.

Duration: The rest of your fuckin life...

Effects:

Closes the doors of perception.
Burns bridges.
Regresses intelligence.
Promotes jingoistic idealism, total lack of empathy and sudden desire to read (and believe) tabloids of a right wing nature.

Gold

 

[BecomingJulie]

DID YOU KNOW that Simon routinely used to round his height (1m71, according to my expensive Continental-pattern tape measure: millimetres and centimetres right across the full width, so you can use both edges of the tape) up to 1m72 in order to make himself sound taller, whereas I recently caught myself rounding it down to 1m70 the other day?